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451st n00b saw this topic and finally found out how his n00by friends died, then he killed himself, because he couldn't live knowing this topic.
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The 452nd n00b was bitten by a zombie, and fell into a fire.
The 453rd noob fell into a spike pit.
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The 454th n00b was so shocked by something that he couldn't stop breathing in and he floated away like a balloon.
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The 455th noob travelled forward in time in which he was killed by the new 455th (the current 456th)
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The 456th noob travelled back in time and got killed by the past 455th noob.
(Paradox?)
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457th nO0b got killed by Bambii with an axe.
The 458th n00b watched a screamer, and had a heart attack. Later, at the hospital, he was eaten by Slenderman.
The 459th noob went into the forest to find the 8 pages to become immortal, but got caught by Slender when he got the 7th page.
(Unlucky 7, see what i did there?)
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777th post! YAYZ!
I am posting really fast recently...
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The 460th n00b just randomly died because he wanted to.
The 461st noob wanted to -rep me 461 times, but got banned when he made the 3rd spam rep.
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the 463RD noob died of thirst in a lake (mysterious!)
The 464TH n00b died because the Matrix was in the middle of a Paradox.
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Best of luck to you all in your lives. Thanks for all the good times.
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The 465st noob Noob nr. 465 got bombed with hand grenades.
Noob#466 was so much impressed of the originality of the above post and this one that he fainted.
Afterwards i buried him alive.
He suffocated before he could dig out.
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N00b No. 467 was unimpressed by the originality of this post and this one that it (the nub) fainted.
Afterwards I buried it (the nub) alive at the bottom of a volcano.
The volcano erupted and it (the nub) burned to death before he could get out.
I mean, nubs aren't really people, they're a different species of being, and who knows if they have genders at all?
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Basically inactive but I'll come in sometimes and yeah who the funk am I kidding I don't visit here anymore. check out my totally legit avi tho I made it when I was like 14
Best of luck to you all in your lives. Thanks for all the good times.
~greg³
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Nub Now. 468 <--was also unimpressed by the grammar of that
Then he stepped on a mine somebody put a ton of time ago and got launched away to china as a punishment.
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The 469th noob was so amazed the forums were backed, that he died.
10 years and still awkward. Keep it up, baby!
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The 470th noob was banned from Everybody Edits Forums, the only place he had friends, and died old and lonely.
471th n00b died when I cleaned my axe with his neck
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The 472nd noob thought he died when he was "dizzy and thought he was drowning".
The 473rd noob died from lack of water after building 999,999,999,9999,999,999 hook jumps without a break.
The 474th n00b would like to fight!
Challenge accepted!
You used NoobPwnisher to inflict 100 HP!
N00b used !reportabuse, but the attack failed!
You used TROLOLO to freeze N00b for another turn! It also inflicted 50 HP.
You used EX Crew to inflict 200 HP!
N00b used Hookjump to regain 1 HP!
You sent out Benjaminsen!
N00b used Rant! Benjaminsen's attacks now cause 1% less HP.
Benjaminsen used Banhammer to KO N00b!
N00b has died!
You acquired $5!
Benjaminsen acquired $10!
10 years and still awkward. Keep it up, baby!
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