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Granted, but my bullets are bullets of water and only make you wet.
I wish for my computer to implode.
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Basically inactive but I'll come in sometimes and yeah who the funk am I kidding I don't visit here anymore. check out my totally legit avi tho I made it when I was like 14
Best of luck to you all in your lives. Thanks for all the good times.
~greg³
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Granted, but only your archives imploded.
I wish get poisoned.
This is a false statement.
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Granted, but you have a resistance to the poison.
I wish to burn in a fiery pit.
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Basically inactive but I'll come in sometimes and yeah who the funk am I kidding I don't visit here anymore. check out my totally legit avi tho I made it when I was like 14
Best of luck to you all in your lives. Thanks for all the good times.
~greg³
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Granted, but fire is gone.
I wish get shot in the head by some man.
This is a false statement.
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Wait a second, I forgot the ammo...
I wish I was dead.
10 years and still awkward. Keep it up, baby!
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Granted, but someone revives you.
I wish a missel came to my house.
This is a false statement.
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Granted. It turns around when it reaches your house.
I wish it landed in my face!
10 years and still awkward. Keep it up, baby!
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Granted, but it was a rocket, astronauts leave rocket.
I wish get bitten by zombie.
This is a false statement.
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Granted, you fall into a mattress.
I wish I was split in half.
10 years and still awkward. Keep it up, baby!
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Granted, but now you are 2 some mans.
I wish get smashed.
This is a false statement.
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Granted, but you were..ahem..smashed by nicholas cage..(ahem)
I wish to be Pingohits
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Granted, but you become Pong Hits instead.
I wish to be amazing like Pingohits
This is a false statement.
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You can't enhance a wish if it's already completely enhanced.
I wish to get punched in the face.
10 years and still awkward. Keep it up, baby!
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Granted, but you get punched in the face by a man who has a burrito for a fist and you accidentally the whole thing.
I wish to have my face shaved off my skull with a potato peeler.
"Sometimes failing a leap of faith is better than inching forward"
- ShinsukeIto
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Not really possible since your hands aren't that sharp.
I wish to jump out a window.
10 years and still awkward. Keep it up, baby!
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Granted, but you're a stunt double in a new action movie that's expected to earn hundreds of millions of dollars.
I wish I was a fish caught on a book.
"Sometimes failing a leap of faith is better than inching forward"
- ShinsukeIto
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Granted, but its the book of your life.
I wish to be a Guardian
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Granted, but you become a guardian worse than jawapa.
I wish to blow up.
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Granted, all your thorns burst.
I wish to be MrShoe and make suicide.
This is a false statement.
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Granted, you become MrShoe but is too poopy to commit suicide, so you just add a bunch of useless stuff to ee and email benjaminsen constantly to make BC free to everyone
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I wish ping would forget to make a wish at the end of his post!! :O
10 years and still awkward. Keep it up, baby!
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Granted, but a meteorite smashes his room when he was typing the wish and when the meteorite slammed onto Pingohits it clicked "Submit" and yeah.
I wish I can make 100009876789 crackers.
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Granted, but your fingers broke from making so many crackers.
I wish I can tie a shoe with my ears.
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Granted, but when you tied your shoes, your ears fell off.
I wish I can count all the stars.
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