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I use about twenty or so fireworks to destroy your flying fortress.
My hill. Of ehrfürchtigen.
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I drive an armored quad bike up the hill and I stylishy jump off of it. And because if an object is in motion, it tends to stay in motion, so the quad bike knocks you off the hill, leaving me to claim it.
My hill.
Since you never specified any defenses but you, I slice through you, and claim the hill. I turn my sword into a protean weapon, meaning it's whatever I want it to be. And it still has the wand from page 50 or so.
My hill.
After I get through the emergency room, I walk back to the hill. I pick up a large rusty hay mow and start charging to the hill. Gregregreg, who had recently been knocked off the hill, grabs at my ankle and I fall forward, and get impaled on the hay mow.
Still your hill.
Geist, every time you post, you're either giving the hill away or declining it.
I sneak up on EoG at night while he is asleep, steal his sword, and kill him with it.
My hill.
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10 years and still awkward. Keep it up, baby!
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That's not gonna work anymore. It is now an inconspicuous item while I sleep, but you don't know which inconspicuous item. It could be my pillow or a pencil. Or anything else. Shoulda mentioned that. I come back from the dead after you killed (or tried to kill) me with a decoy sword. I hit you with the knife form and you crumple to the ground, as I hit your kneecap and you can't walk. I bring you politely to the ER and go claim the hill.
My hill.
Geist, every time you post, you're either giving the hill away or declining it...
I wouldn't say every time...
I, miraculously still alive climb up the side of the hill, laying low so you cannot see me. I pick up a nearby bear-trap left on the hill from page 62 or so... and I spring the trap open. At this point you notice me but it is too late, the bear-trap closes on your knee and you roll down the hill in pain.
My hill for the next few minuets.
I take a shovel and dig up all the dirt while your sleeping and move the hill
MINE! ALL MINE!
So you want all the hills to be made into mines? The majority disagrees and removes your mine. I then take the hill you made just for me.
My hill.
10 years and still awkward. Keep it up, baby!
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After I get moved off the hill, I kick some man off the hill, and because he said "Screw gravity", Gravity screws him by never letting him come back to my (for now) hill.
My hill.
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Basically inactive but I'll come in sometimes and yeah who the funk am I kidding I don't visit here anymore. check out my totally legit avi tho I made it when I was like 14
Best of luck to you all in your lives. Thanks for all the good times.
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I use an Anti-Gravity Orb and fill the screen with them. I then swim to the hill, and kick you off.
My hill.
10 years and still awkward. Keep it up, baby!
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I destroy your Anti-Gravity Orb, and...wait a minute, how did you SWIM to the hill? Either way, I set a whole nest of hornets on to you, and while they chase you, I reclaim the hill.
My hill.
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Basically inactive but I'll come in sometimes and yeah who the funk am I kidding I don't visit here anymore. check out my totally legit avi tho I made it when I was like 14
Best of luck to you all in your lives. Thanks for all the good times.
~greg³
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I use real-life god mode, and I magically troll the hills somehow.
I use my pickaxe to break through your trolling, and obtain the hill.
My hill.
10 years and still awkward. Keep it up, baby!
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The awesomeness of my 3,000th post causes so much Hypropower, it causes a
to appear, (the Hyproversion of a Supernova) causing the planet and everything/body on it to be destroyed, with microscopic pieces floating around in space. However, since I am the Master of Hyproforce, I am not hurt from it.
I take the Hyproxorium (bits of super rare sparkling minerals, containing Hypropower) caused from the Hyproexplosion. I space swim to the closest planet not blown up, and make a hill of Hyproxorium. I make a Hyprowand, making me the owner of the Hyproxorium Hill. I can use its power to attack others, defend, and for other uses.
My hill, on Planet DetH-E5r5-Ba56-uvAJ-4Pre, also known as Planet Hyprohill
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You get married and have a child, me. Time passes, and eventually you give me the wand and I use it to kill my mother. Then I ask if I can talk to you, and then [a scene from Warcraft III: Reign Of Chaos].
[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=InE6hxqbUgE[/youtube]
Of course,
My Hill.
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The same thing happens.
My Hill.
I go to Planet DetH-E5r5-Ba56-uvAJ-4Pre, and discover the secret to Hypropower. My protean weapon is now a Hypro-Protean Weapon. It is just like before, but every weapon is imbued with Hypropower. Since I can assume everyone will attempt to get Hyproweapons, I hide it such that it takes Hypropower to discover Hypropower. Now, I use it as a Hyproshield, protecting me from any attack. Once I am in, I pwnish skullz and steal the wand. I replace my old magic element with the Hyprowand. My wand is on the ground somewhere.
My Hyprohill.
Mr. Fitz sucks the life out of you and the hill with his unispiring lectures about Hypropower and Gravitatiopolaritizanationator Dimensionaflipadoodlerpancakewhyareyoureadingthiskilogrambasedflip Stabilizers.
I'm used to it, and it doesn't affect me. I'm totally immune.
My Hill.
I take Mr. Fitz and shove him up your butt, giving you diarrhea.
My hill.
10 years and still awkward. Keep it up, baby!
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you spontaneously combusted.
my hilllllllllll
I implode back to normal and punch you off.
My hill.
10 years and still awkward. Keep it up, baby!
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you become a toilet. I then smash you and remove you.
MiIiIiNe!
Your mine blew up and you exploded, you never recovered, and you never regained power. Good luck trying to get a hill NOW.
Meanwhile, I go "Where everybody knows your name," and they help me build a hill.
My hill.
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Basically inactive but I'll come in sometimes and yeah who the funk am I kidding I don't visit here anymore. check out my totally legit avi tho I made it when I was like 14
Best of luck to you all in your lives. Thanks for all the good times.
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