I appear to be winning

RhazzleFrazzle · Before February 2015

mwahahaha. My scheme is nearly complete. After controlling several people as puppets, my plan for domination is almost finished.

It all started when I made a simple sandbox game named Minecraft. It quickly became popular and started to grow exponentially. While the game was at its peak, however, another game emerged and became popular at a quicker rate than Minecraft. I knew I would lose if it stayed growing at the same rate, so I started my master plan to overthrow it.

I could never call myself Mojang, so I created Brawler700 as a fake name to deceive the players. I blended in quite well with the rest of the community, as a helper for everyone, pretending to hate Minecraft, but little did they know that they were digging their own graves when I helped them.

I made some moderate levels with nearly every crew, learning all their secrets. They liked my levels, so they made the mistake of trusting me. I soon started using the leaders of several crews as puppets in my scheme. Using other fake names such as Peber and ShyGuy, I was able to put MX and MG crew against each other. Their rivalry bought me some time while I was formulating phase two of my plan. When the rivalry peaked, I sent in EX crew, under the fake name MFL, to break it up, but little did they know that i had warned the two crews about the arrival of EX crew. MX and MG joined forces to take down ex crew, and they were able to divide and conquer briefly while I was putting MX and MG back against each other. If i could get the top crews to all go away, it would create a chain reaction causing nearly all users to leave. Without users in ee, Chris makes no money and has to quit. People have no choice but to come to Minecraft.

The fools I tricked into being my puppets have revealed all of their secrets in a few recent posts. They have no idea what they have caused, but with my administrative puppet, RPGmaster2000, ee will be gone in a matter of weeks now. I will publicly execute the leaders of EX, MG, and MX crew, along with all of the moderators except Chris and RPGmaster2000. RPGmaster2000 will be greatly rewarded, but Chris will be trapped in a prison in the very game he created, with enough food for him to live at least 50 more years in the hell I put him through.

The clock is ticking. Minecraft will rise again.

skullz17 · Before February 2015

Make Minecraft free. That's why everyone who quit Minecraft now plays EE, because it's free and nearly as good as Minecraft. If Minecraft was free I would quit EE(the full version).

Kirby · Before February 2015

minecraft is glitched for me so now with ee gone ill have to *shiver* do something productive with my life.

luker2009 · Before February 2015

You appear to be winning indeed

xGBx-PwNzZ · Before February 2015

Yeah I play Minecraft alot more than EE now,
I was like addicted to EE but the lack of updates.
Maybe a update a month?
Join Minecraft that £10.00 is worth it!

Zakleo · Before February 2015

Awsm story bro.

Pyromaniac · Before February 2015

Oh no.. he's here.. He's been here all along.. I didnt know.. Im sorry EE, i've failed you..

run. RUN WHILE YOU STILL CAN.. its too late for me.. I've been played... but you.. you can still.. still make it..

Last edited by Pyromaniac (May 25 2012 5:25:48 pm)

JadElClemens · Before February 2015

8/10, would wat again.

N1KF · Before February 2015

Ha ha! My real scheme: Mojang is my puppet, and I made Minecraft all along. I was using incorrect capitalization in my puppet "brawler200" to get less suspicious! Mwa ha ha ha ha ha ha! This also means I'm RPGMaster2000! YES YES YES!

Edit: 4 more posts and I'm... I don't want to think about it. (Look at my post count for why)

Last edited by Number1KirbyFan (May 29 2012 8:44:45 pm)

Minimania · Before February 2015

Little do you know Brawler that I have my own crew that has emerged with me and C3po345, which I dragged him out f his puppeted crew to a brand new crew. Once C3po345 sees this topic, him and I will stop this from happening. I know for certain that I will spread EE over the internet, and I think he will infiltrate some crew secrets to hack through your plan and ruin it, or simply tell the crews.

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