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The most badass thing I have ever done was go outside.
Had sex. My life is pretty boring. :/
Ate pie yeah thats the most badass thing eva
The most bad-**** thing i ever done was .... back about 3 seconds ago, writing this post
Same as Ilyas.
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Doing a daredevil stunt and falling out of a truck. I have the scars to show it!
Okay, i dont know wich badass-story of my life i should chose, but this is a pretty good one....
One day when i was going to buy some nails and screws for breakfast, this guy called Bjorn run up to me. he said that i had to help him against some guys, i said okay and Bjorn showed me the way to these guys hideout. I went in there and like 20 big guys sat in the hideout, the were smaller than me anyhow (look in the picture of yourself-thread to see how big i am). they said like "who the hell are you, we're gonna kill ya matey", and i answered "your saviour". Then an epic battle begun, lasting for 3 hours and I won. Bjorn was very happy and wanted to buy me some breakfast at McDonalds for me, and when we entered McDonalds, we saw that there was an ongoing robbery. The robbers had automatic weapons but it was no problems, i used my Kung Fu skills and whooped their **** too. And at the moment I picked up one of the robbers guns, the cops entered McDonalds, and they believed that I was the robber. So the cops started shooting against me but i dodged and blocked the bullets. I jumped through a window and landed on the sidewalk, i started to run against the canals in central Stockholm and the cops bullets flew past my head, they actually hit and ripped of some of my hair. Anyway, i made it to the canals and jumped into the water. With the cops on the shore i thought i was safe, but i saw that a shark caming swimming towards me, so i had to fight the shark too. i wasn't able to kill the shark, but i took his back, holding on to his fin. Now i noticed that the cops started to shoot into the water and i was shot in my hand, so i had to escape. therefore i took my injured and bloody hand and held it in front of the shark, at the same time i was holding on to the fin. the shark tried to get my hand and, (just like a carrot on a stick in front of a horse). the shark accelerated and i escaped from the cops. after a while the shark jumped out of the water and kicked me off, but I landed on a motor boat. when i landed i had my eyes looking up into the sky, and i noticed a police helicopter. the helicopter noticed me and started to shoot against the boat. i kicked of the boats owner and passangers and started to drive against the baltic sea, i wanted to reach the criminal haven of Russia. On my way to the baltic sea, i saw that a girl was on her way to drown. at the same time the helicopter still fired towards me. I was thinking, should i save my own life and let the girl drown or risk my life and save the girl? i choosed to save the girl and when i picked her up i saw that it was Jenna Jameson. She was verry happy about that I saved her and do i have to tell you what she gave me later on as a reward?
Anyway, me and jenna reached Russia. Jenna tooked a plane back to the states and i was going to fly back to sweden. but in the russian toll, i met some guys from the russian police, and they noticed me because the swedish police knew that i was going to russia. So the russian police called in the whole Red Army and the russian police corps. I was thinking for myself that this wasn't going to be easy, i will die now... an even more epic battle breaked loose between me and the russian army and the russian police. I obliterated tank after tank, killing spetsnaz-officers one by one. After 2 days of fighting, i had obliterated all military forces and police forces in russia. now i could finally go home. So i took a plane back to Sweden and surprisingly the swedish polices in the toll didn't recognize me. So i went to the local breakfast store and buyed my nails and screws for breakfast, got home, ate my breakfast and started to play everybody edits.
That was some hardcore days....
@ The Green Troll: TL;DR.
Probably when I was 8, I was double dutching (jump rope) and accidentally fell forward and tuck and rolled out without messing up either of the ropes. It was on complete accident too.
Okay, i dont know wich badass-story of my life i should chose, but this is a pretty good one....
One day when i was going to buy some nails and screws for breakfast, this guy called Bjorn run up to me. he said that i had to help him against some guys, i said okay and Bjorn showed me the way to these guys hideout. I went in there and like 20 big guys sat in the hideout, the were smaller than me anyhow (look in the picture of yourself-thread to see how big i am). they said like "who the hell are you, we're gonna kill ya matey", and i answered "your saviour". Then an epic battle begun, lasting for 3 hours and I won. Bjorn was very happy and wanted to buy me some breakfast at McDonalds for me, and when we entered McDonalds, we saw that there was an ongoing robbery. The robbers had automatic weapons but it was no problems, i used my Kung Fu skills and whooped their **** too. And at the moment I picked up one of the robbers guns, the cops entered McDonalds, and they believed that I was the robber. So the cops started shooting against me but i dodged and blocked the bullets. I jumped through a window and landed on the sidewalk, i started to run against the canals in central Stockholm and the cops bullets flew past my head, they actually hit and ripped of some of my hair. Anyway, i made it to the canals and jumped into the water. With the cops on the shore i thought i was safe, but i saw that a shark caming swimming towards me, so i had to fight the shark too. i wasn't able to kill the shark, but i took his back, holding on to his fin. Now i noticed that the cops started to shoot into the water and i was shot in my hand, so i had to escape. therefore i took my injured and bloody hand and held it in front of the shark, at the same time i was holding on to the fin. the shark tried to get my hand and, (just like a carrot on a stick in front of a horse). the shark accelerated and i escaped from the cops. after a while the shark jumped out of the water and kicked me off, but I landed on a motor boat. when i landed i had my eyes looking up into the sky, and i noticed a police helicopter. the helicopter noticed me and started to shoot against the boat. i kicked of the boats owner and passangers and started to drive against the baltic sea, i wanted to reach the criminal haven of Russia. On my way to the baltic sea, i saw that a girl was on her way to drown. at the same time the helicopter still fired towards me. I was thinking, should i save my own life and let the girl drown or risk my life and save the girl? i choosed to save the girl and when i picked her up i saw that it was Jenna Jameson. She was verry happy about that I saved her and do i have to tell you what she gave me later on as a reward?
Anyway, me and jenna reached Russia. Jenna tooked a plane back to the states and i was going to fly back to sweden. but in the russian toll, i met some guys from the russian police, and they noticed me because the swedish police knew that i was going to russia. So the russian police called in the whole Red Army and the russian police corps. I was thinking for myself that this wasn't going to be easy, i will die now... an even more epic battle breaked loose between me and the russian army and the russian police. I obliterated tank after tank, killing spetsnaz-officers one by one. After 2 days of fighting, i had obliterated all military forces and police forces in russia. now i could finally go home. So i took a plane back to Sweden and surprisingly the swedish polices in the toll didn't recognize me. So i went to the local breakfast store and buyed my nails and screws for breakfast, got home, ate my breakfast and started to play everybody edits.
That was some hardcore days....
Is your name Tommy Vercetti, CJ or James Bond?
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The most bad-**** thing I've ever done was to run across the highway.. E18.. Alot of traffic on it.
That's not bad-**** at all. I need a life.
hmm. Demonstrating with anarcho-syndicalist in Paris.
Trolls be in da place, mon !
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hmm. Demonstrating with anarcho-syndicalist in Paris.
are u an anarchist?
Philosophically and politically, yes.
But I don't believe on a labor-union-based society like the guys from the demonstrations i went to.²
Ideal "state" should be a confederation like in Spane in 1936 ( Before communists and fascists destroyed their dream. )
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Trolls be in da place, mon !
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Okay, i dont know wich badass-story of my life i should chose, but this is a pretty good one....
One day when i was going to buy some nails and screws for breakfast, this guy called Bjorn run up to me. he said that i had to help him against some guys, i said okay and Bjorn showed me the way to these guys hideout. I went in there and like 20 big guys sat in the hideout, the were smaller than me anyhow (look in the picture of yourself-thread to see how big i am). they said like "who the hell are you, we're gonna kill ya matey", and i answered "your saviour". Then an epic battle begun, lasting for 3 hours and I won. Bjorn was very happy and wanted to buy me some breakfast at McDonalds for me, and when we entered McDonalds, we saw that there was an ongoing robbery. The robbers had automatic weapons but it was no problems, i used my Kung Fu skills and whooped their **** too. And at the moment I picked up one of the robbers guns, the cops entered McDonalds, and they believed that I was the robber. So the cops started shooting against me but i dodged and blocked the bullets. I jumped through a window and landed on the sidewalk, i started to run against the canals in central Stockholm and the cops bullets flew past my head, they actually hit and ripped of some of my hair. Anyway, i made it to the canals and jumped into the water. With the cops on the shore i thought i was safe, but i saw that a shark caming swimming towards me, so i had to fight the shark too. i wasn't able to kill the shark, but i took his back, holding on to his fin. Now i noticed that the cops started to shoot into the water and i was shot in my hand, so i had to escape. therefore i took my injured and bloody hand and held it in front of the shark, at the same time i was holding on to the fin. the shark tried to get my hand and, (just like a carrot on a stick in front of a horse). the shark accelerated and i escaped from the cops. after a while the shark jumped out of the water and kicked me off, but I landed on a motor boat. when i landed i had my eyes looking up into the sky, and i noticed a police helicopter. the helicopter noticed me and started to shoot against the boat. i kicked of the boats owner and passangers and started to drive against the baltic sea, i wanted to reach the criminal haven of Russia. On my way to the baltic sea, i saw that a girl was on her way to drown. at the same time the helicopter still fired towards me. I was thinking, should i save my own life and let the girl drown or risk my life and save the girl? i choosed to save the girl and when i picked her up i saw that it was Jenna Jameson. She was verry happy about that I saved her and do i have to tell you what she gave me later on as a reward?
Anyway, me and jenna reached Russia. Jenna tooked a plane back to the states and i was going to fly back to sweden. but in the russian toll, i met some guys from the russian police, and they noticed me because the swedish police knew that i was going to russia. So the russian police called in the whole Red Army and the russian police corps. I was thinking for myself that this wasn't going to be easy, i will die now... an even more epic battle breaked loose between me and the russian army and the russian police. I obliterated tank after tank, killing spetsnaz-officers one by one. After 2 days of fighting, i had obliterated all military forces and police forces in russia. now i could finally go home. So i took a plane back to Sweden and surprisingly the swedish polices in the toll didn't recognize me. So i went to the local breakfast store and buyed my nails and screws for breakfast, got home, ate my breakfast and started to play everybody edits.
That was some hardcore days....
hey..! that reminds me of a movie i saw like ... last wee- wait -_-
most badass? stealing a cookie from the cookie jar...
I burned 6 trash cans(the big ones)!
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