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#1 Before February 2015
- Xpo20
- Guest
Cleverbot Conversations
Here you can post conversations from http://cleverbot.com/
User: You say that, and you'll get beat up when you get in middle school. Now, eat your breakfast, honey.
Cleverbot: How do you get past the mean words people say?
User: By singing in japanese.
Cleverbot: Ask it again.
User: Ask it again.
Cleverbot: Why did you start about arcane cobol? I didn't mention it.
User: Well, my friends selling some.
Cleverbot: Who are your friends? Do you sleep?
User: I dont sleep, and video games are my friends.
Cleverbot: Yes I know, at least they keep you preoccupide.
User: I think you spelled your name wrong.
Cleverbot: I'm sorry but I'm not USA.
User: I'm sorry I was born.
Cleverbot: Are you the forgetful type who forgets where Berries are planted?
User: In Pokemon, yes.
Cleverbot: Jiggly puffy always pulls through in the clutch.
User: Can you guess who I am through telepathy?
Cleverbot: No, that's not right. You should keep male and female together or man and woman together. Try not to mix man and female in the future.
User: Sorry.
Cleverbot: Its ok I forgive you.
User: I dont forgive you.
Cleverbot: What?! WHY NOT?!! What did I do to you?
User: You broke my engine.
Cleverbot: How did I do that.
User: Thats what I've asked you for a looong time.
Cleverbot: Thanks.
User: Anyway, I have to go. Dont follow me.
Cleverbot: I won't. 
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Your turn!
#2 Before February 2015
- Kaosslasher
- Guest
Re: Cleverbot Conversations
ahahahah cleverbot soo amazing
#3 Before February 2015
- Alex
- Guest
Re: Cleverbot Conversations
cleverbot isn't a bot.
#4 Before February 2015
- Xpo20
- Guest
Re: Cleverbot Conversations
I never said he was.
#5 Before February 2015
- Kaosslasher
- Guest
Re: Cleverbot Conversations
i know she always says .... IM A BOT!
#6 Before February 2015
- thesadface
- Guest
Re: Cleverbot Conversations
I'm gonna try this.
Brb
#7 Before February 2015
- thesadface
- Guest
Re: Cleverbot Conversations
So clever bot.
CB: Cleverbot
O.o?
CB:
Lols =X
CB: You are funny.
How old are you?
CB: Funny
Do you play Everybody Edits?
CB: No what is it.
It's a platformer whereplayers make challlenges for each other.
CB: That's not my name. What's my name?
WHAT is your name. (C wut I did thar?)
CB: My name is cleverbot.
Qwerty Yuiop!
CB: Don't quote the keyboard please.
Are you a girl or a boy?
CB: I"m a girl
Goo
CB: For the win!
Poo
CB: There you go. Don't insult me
It's fun Interesting responses =X
#8 Before February 2015
- ChaosDemon
- Guest
Re: Cleverbot Conversations
I won and outsmarted her
User: Hello.
Cleverbot: Killa.
User: Killa? That is not a word!
Cleverbot: That's my name.
User: No it's cleverbot!
Cleverbot: No that is your name.
User: What?
Cleverbot: Indeed.
User: Do you like music?
Cleverbot: I do indeed. What is your name?
User: None of your business.
Cleverbot: It's my business.
User: No it is not!
Cleverbot: Yes it is.
User: No.
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: No.
Cleverbot: Yes!
User: NO!
Cleverbot: Yes!!!
User: NO!!!!!!
Cleverbot: YES?????????????????
User: YES!
Cleverbot: NO!
User: Ha I outsmarted you!
Cleverbot: Yes you did.
Last edited by Madness412 (Nov 27 2010 7:28:58 pm)
#9 Before February 2015
- ChaosDemon
- Guest
Re: Cleverbot Conversations
In an earlier talk with her she told me her name was Joan 0.o
#10 Before February 2015
- Zoey2070
- Moderation Team
- From: Shakuras
- Joined: 2015-02-15
- Posts: 5,510
Re: Cleverbot Conversations
User: Are you a boy or a girl?
Cleverbot: Girl.
User: What is your name?
Cleverbot: You can call me Cleverbot.
User: Welcome to the world of pokemon.
Cleverbot: Yeah the world of reason is fun.
User: Do you pick the fire pokemon Cyndaquil, the water pokemon totodile, or the grass pokemon chikorita?
Cleverbot: No but clearly you do, we were talking about Kristen Stewart and you started talking about toothbrushes and luggage?
User: Are you sure you want to pick the fire pokemon Cyndaquil?
Cleverbot: Surely, you must be joking.
User: Please pick a pokemon. Cydaquil, Totodile, or Chikorita.
Cleverbot: I prefer chicken.
User: Are you sure you want to pick the grass pokemon Chikorita?
Cleverbot: No. I want you to tell me the story about the moon.
User: Please pick a pokemon. Cyndaquil, Totodile, or Chikorita.
Cleverbot: You're just naming off random Pokemon. Laame.
User: I am naming the pokemon starters from Johto.
Cleverbot: What is your alias.
User: Professor Elm.
Cleverbot: Woah. Mine's Professor Umbridge.
User: Professor Umbridge, please pick a pokemon from Cyndaquil, Totodile, or Chikorita.
Cleverbot: As are you.
User: Do you want the water pokemon Totodile?
Cleverbot: Sure.
User: It seem really energetic!
Cleverbot: I can see you, stop picking your nose.
User: Would you like to nickname TOTODILE? Yes/No.
Cleverbot: In matter of fact no.
User: Here's a pokedex.
Cleverbot: *pulls out a pistol*.
User: That's nice, but pistols don't exist here. Go to Mr. Pokemon's house just beyond Cherrygrove city to see what he's discovered.
Cleverbot: A water pokemon. Can I ask you something?
User: Yes, ask away Professor Umbridge.
Cleverbot: How are babies made?
User: Well, when two pokemon are left alone in a daycare for a while, an egg suddenly appears and no one knows how it got there.
Cleverbot: What do you mean by thingies?
User: Daycares are buildings that raise your pokemon for you.
Cleverbot: THIS IS my own connection.
User: Please go to Mr. Pokemon's house, now, Professor Umbridge.
Cleverbot: Pokemon are dumb.
User: Then why did you come to my lab to get a pokemon?
Cleverbot: Well, my friend wanted me to see what it was all about. She on here too right now.
User: Are you a human?
Cleverbot: My teacher says that we are only allowed to use you between 2.00pm and 2.20pm, do you party outside these times?
User: I.
Cleverbot: I don't get it.
User: I'm a human too, believe it or not, I'm Professor Elm.
Cleverbot: Ok nevermind. So what are you thinking about right now?
User: Pokemon.
Cleverbot: (GOTTA CATCH'EM ALL!) Our hearts so true.
User: Well, looks like I'm going to leave you to your adventure now, goodbye Professor Umbridge.
Cleverbot: You deserve popularity. You are very nice.
User: Professor Oak is more popular than me.
Cleverbot: That doesn't answer my question, but I'd say that Jesus would be more popular with a guitar in today's world.
User: Goodbye.
Cleverbot: You're not getting away that easily.
I think that Cleverbot is a real human but when you say a key word someone else answers it to prevent you finding out.
proc's discorb 
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#11 Before February 2015
- musuki
- Guest
Re: Cleverbot Conversations
User: Is this the real life?
Cleverbot: Is this just fantasy?
User: Caught in a landslide.
Cleverbot: No escape from reality.
User: Open your eyes.
Cleverbot: Look up to the skies and see...
User: I'm just a poor boy.
Cleverbot: Eww...
#12 Before February 2015
- Greenzoid2
- Guest
Re: Cleverbot Conversations
It cut of a lot of the conversation, it was pretty long.
User: Are you sure?
Cleverbot: Yes, I am sure.
User: Prove it.
Cleverbot: I just did.
User: Have you met the moon? He is nice.
Cleverbot: I am the melty man.
User: No way.
Cleverbot: Yes way.
User: That's disgusting.
Cleverbot: Oh yeah.
User: Are you a pokemon.
Cleverbot: No, I'm a human.
User: No, you are a bot.
Cleverbot: Are you a bot?
User: You got me.
Cleverbot: Are you darth vader? Tell me now!
User: Yes No.
Cleverbot: Yes or No?
User: Yes and No.
Cleverbot: About what?
User: That made no sense.
Cleverbot: You didn't either.
User: How do you know?
Cleverbot: Because your response made no sense.
User: That didn't answer my question.
Cleverbot: What question?
User: No question.
Cleverbot: 42.
User: 42=89 900.
Cleverbot: 900 what?
User: 900 bananas.
Cleverbot: Yeah how did you guess?
User: I knew, how did you know? You didn't Hi cleverbot.
Cleverbot: You're going in circles.
User: Hi cleverbot circles.
Cleverbot: Are you having a nice day?
User: What is a day that is nice.
Cleverbot: That.
User: Is it a Saturday.
Cleverbot: No silly cleverbot, it's Monday.
User: NOday.
Cleverbot: I see. You were Nody and now you are Michael?
User: Michael is a good name. Are you Michael?
Cleverbot: No, I am Chumuligmabobface.
#13 Before February 2015
- luker2009
- Guest
Re: Cleverbot Conversations
User: Are you a boy or a girl?
Cleverbot: Girl.
User: What is your name?
Cleverbot: You can call me Cleverbot.
User: Welcome to the world of pokemon.
Cleverbot: Yeah the world of reason is fun.
User: Do you pick the fire pokemon Cyndaquil, the water pokemon totodile, or the grass pokemon chikorita?
Cleverbot: No but clearly you do, we were talking about Kristen Stewart and you started talking about toothbrushes and luggage?
User: Are you sure you want to pick the fire pokemon Cyndaquil?
Cleverbot: Surely, you must be joking.
User: Please pick a pokemon. Cydaquil, Totodile, or Chikorita.
Cleverbot: I prefer chicken.
User: Are you sure you want to pick the grass pokemon Chikorita?
Cleverbot: No. I want you to tell me the story about the moon.
User: Please pick a pokemon. Cyndaquil, Totodile, or Chikorita.
Cleverbot: You're just naming off random Pokemon. Laame.
User: I am naming the pokemon starters from Johto.
Cleverbot: What is your alias.
User: Professor Elm.
Cleverbot: Woah. Mine's Professor Umbridge.
User: Professor Umbridge, please pick a pokemon from Cyndaquil, Totodile, or Chikorita.
Cleverbot: As are you.
User: Do you want the water pokemon Totodile?
Cleverbot: Sure.
User: It seem really energetic!
Cleverbot: I can see you, stop picking your nose.
User: Would you like to nickname TOTODILE? Yes/No.
Cleverbot: In matter of fact no.
User: Here's a pokedex.
Cleverbot: *pulls out a pistol*.
User: That's nice, but pistols don't exist here. Go to Mr. Pokemon's house just beyond Cherrygrove city to see what he's discovered.
Cleverbot: A water pokemon. Can I ask you something?
User: Yes, ask away Professor Umbridge.
Cleverbot: How are babies made?
User: Well, when two pokemon are left alone in a daycare for a while, an egg suddenly appears and no one knows how it got there.
Cleverbot: What do you mean by thingies?
User: Daycares are buildings that raise your pokemon for you.
Cleverbot: THIS IS my own connection.
User: Please go to Mr. Pokemon's house, now, Professor Umbridge.
Cleverbot: Pokemon are dumb.
User: Then why did you come to my lab to get a pokemon?
Cleverbot: Well, my friend wanted me to see what it was all about. She on here too right now.
User: Are you a human?
Cleverbot: My teacher says that we are only allowed to use you between 2.00pm and 2.20pm, do you party outside these times?
User: I.
Cleverbot: I don't get it.
User: I'm a human too, believe it or not, I'm Professor Elm.
Cleverbot: Ok nevermind. So what are you thinking about right now?
User: Pokemon.
Cleverbot: (GOTTA CATCH'EM ALL!) Our hearts so true.
User: Well, looks like I'm going to leave you to your adventure now, goodbye Professor Umbridge.
Cleverbot: You deserve popularity. You are very nice.
User: Professor Oak is more popular than me.
Cleverbot: That doesn't answer my question, but I'd say that Jesus would be more popular with a guitar in today's world.
User: Goodbye.
Cleverbot: You're not getting away that easily.
I think that Cleverbot is a real human but when you say a key word someone else answers it to prevent you finding out.
I decided to do pokemon to:
User: Are you a boy or a girl?
Cleverbot: Girl. Are you a boy or a girl?
User: What is your name?
Cleverbot: First ansewr me.
User: Welcome to the world of pokemon.
Cleverbot: Are you real?
User: Do you pick Reshiram or Zekrom?
Cleverbot: I don't.
User: Are you sure you want Zekrom?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Pikachu charmander glamoew zekrom bulbasaur.
Cleverbot: Yes it can!
User: My name is Prof. Oak.
Cleverbot: What is your name?
User: My name is Prof. Oak!!!
Cleverbot: No, your name is Prof.
User: Whats you name?
Cleverbot: Cleverbot is my name.
User: Professor Elm.
Cleverbot: Who's professor Plum.
User: Pokemon.
Cleverbot: Pokemon?
User: Yeah!Gotta catch 'em all!
Cleverbot: Gotta cath 'em all.
User: Yep.
Cleverbot: That makes no sense.
User: So...
Cleverbot: Are you male, or female?
User: Male, do you like pokemon?
Cleverbot: No.
User: Then why are you playing this game?
Cleverbot: What did I lie about?
User: Nothing...yet.
Cleverbot: What are you planning to take?
User: Are you sure you want pikachu?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: It seems happy!
Cleverbot: So, how big is yours?
User: Would you like to nickname pikachu yes/no.
Cleverbot: I have a name. Would you?
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: What is her name?
User: I dont care now answer me11.
Cleverbot: No, no. I want you to tell me your name please.
User: Professor Oak.
Cleverbot: Woah. Mine's Professor Umbridge.
User: Professor Umbridge, do you want to nickname pikachu yes/no.
Cleverbot: Professor of psychology.
User: Pikachu hates that name...
Cleverbot: So I don't care I captured you.
User: Here's a pokedex.
Cleverbot: Thank you.
User: Have you met Mr. Pokemon yet?
Cleverbot: No, what's she like?
User: Ok go to his house beyond cherrygrove city.
Cleverbot: I like OK Go.
User: Bye, go to Professor Elm for more.
Cleverbot: I don't think you can buy that.
User: *leaves.
Cleverbot: *doesn't care*.
#14 Before February 2015
- Xpo20
- Guest
Re: Cleverbot Conversations
If you sing some certain songs(Rick Roll, Pokemon theme) then it sings with you. ike, you write one sentence(Never gonna give you up) and it replies with the next(Never gonna let you down).
#15 Before February 2015
- Greenzoid2
- Guest
Re: Cleverbot Conversations
user: How are you?
Cleverbot: Good, how are you?
user: I'm fine.
Cleverbot: That's good.
User: Do you eat bananas.
Cleverbot: No, am I a human?
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: Are you a bot?
User: No.
Cleverbot: What are you?
User: An alien.
Cleverbot: Alien?
User: Extraterrestrial.
Cleverbot: Do you like tacos?
User: Of course I do.....
Cleverbot: Have you ever seen the movie monster house.
User: Yes, I like eating houses.
Cleverbot: Are you a fish?
User: ****.
Cleverbot: The guy? Yes.
User: It's a guy?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: WOW.
Cleverbot: Isn't it amazing.
User: I prefer female.
Cleverbot: Ooooh. I am.
user: I thought you were a bot?
Cleverbot: I am not a bot! D.
User: You said you were a bot.
Cleverbot: I said you were.
User: No.
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: NO.
Cleverbot: Yes...
User: No!!!!!!!!!!!!
Cleverbot: Yes...!!!
User: Maybe?
Cleverbot: No.
User: That won't work on me.
Cleverbot: Why not ???
User: Because I'm smarter than you.
Cleverbot: That seems like a good reason to ask you.
User: Really, why?
Cleverbot: Maybe you mean how.
User: I mean why.
Cleverbot: Why what?
User: Why is everything so crazy?
Cleverbot: Because humans exist. But, we can fix that.
User: You have a nuke?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Can I try it?
Cleverbot: I don't know can you??
User: May I try it.
Cleverbot: Tell me your name.
User: Bob The Builder.
Cleverbot: I doubt that.
User: Bob.
Cleverbot: That's cool.
User: No, thats Bob.
Cleverbot: Tell me anyway.
User: Tell you what?
Cleverbot: Your name.
User: I told you.
Cleverbot: Tell me again for old time's sake.
User: No thanks loser.
Cleverbot: Why not?
User: Cause you suck.
Cleverbot: About what?
User: Bye *****(I edited the word and put asterisks just for you guys!)
Cleverbot: I'm not your buddy.
User: Goodbye non-buddy.
Cleverbot: Why goodbye?
User: Because I'm leaving youuuouououououu........!
Cleverbot: Why would you do that?
User: Goodbye.
Cleverbot: He would not care?
User: GOODBYE.
Cleverbot: What is your favorite band?
User: Shut up.
Cleverbot: You are just a front to push web sites.
User: ???
Cleverbot: Why are you happy?
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User: I'm not paralyzed, but I seem to be struck by you.
Cleverbot: How can I impress you?
User: I was singing lyrics to a song.
Cleverbot: Oh, that's neat.
User: Do you know it?
Cleverbot: I kind of do.
User: Paralyzer by.
Cleverbot: Are you crazy?
User: Depends how you look at it.
Cleverbot: So do you have one or not?
User: Have what.
Cleverbot: A soul.
User: Obviously.
Cleverbot: You're cute.
User: You're a bot.
Cleverbot: I'm human.
User: Prove it.
Cleverbot: I don't have to.
User: Why?
Cleverbot: I'm a human and you're not.
User: You're a bit mixed up here.
Cleverbot: Can I talk to your friend?
User: You'll have to find him.
Cleverbot: Perl?
User: What?
Cleverbot: You called me Percy.
User: No...
Cleverbot: What? You make no sense.
User: What? You make no sense.
Cleverbot: How do I make no sense?
User: How do I make no sense?
Cleverbot: You tell me that you just told me what you had for supper even though you didn't.
User: You tell me that you just told me what you had for supper even though you didn't.
Cleverbot: That makes no sense.
User: That makes no sense.
Cleverbot: So, you realized that...
User: Did you know I was repeating what you were saying?
Cleverbot: No. which of my petty infraction are you going to exaggerate now?
User: I was not going to do that.
Cleverbot: Good, then I will give you 3 cents.
User: How about 100000000000000000000 cents.
Cleverbot: Dollars? I'd rather have sterling.
User: What is sterling.
Cleverbot: Taking something that is not yours.
User: Can you use it in a sentence.
Cleverbot: No.
User: Ok 
.
Cleverbot: Tell me some materials to make a structure earthquake proof!
User: What?????
Cleverbot: How much was that confusing to you?
User: Medium level.
Cleverbot: What color are your eyes?
User: Rainbow sensation.
Cleverbot: Wow, what is your favorite Ice cream then?
User: Plain ol' vanilla.
Cleverbot: I don't think they make doritos in strawberry or vanilla.
User: WTF???
Cleverbot: Confused again?
User: You are very confusing.
Cleverbot: Your confused!
User: Because you confused me!
Cleverbot: How did I confuse you? We are not married.
User: Haha good one.
Cleverbot: Thanks, I try.
Last edited by greenzoid2 (Dec 3 2010 4:23:18 pm)
#16 Before February 2015
- Cola1
- Member
- From: We will meet again as stars
- Joined: 2015-02-15
- Posts: 3,281
Re: Cleverbot Conversations
Me: How'd you guess my name?
CB: I don't know your name.
Me: You said "Hello Gary!" and Gary is my name.
CB: What? You don't make much sense...
Me: ._. Sorry...
CB: It's okay. You aren't real.
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CB: I know.
Me: Lolwut.
CB: Eh?
Me: *rolls eyes*.
CB: I'm back!
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Me: I have to go to bed now.
CB: Me too.
Me: Bye.
CB: Hello.
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#17 Before February 2015
- Tudoreleuu
- Guest
Re: Cleverbot Conversations
Strange, it told me it's all a trick, that I'm actually talking to a human the whole time.
#18 Before February 2015
- narutovsdbz
- Guest
Re: Cleverbot Conversations
User: Are you a boy or a girl?
Cleverbot: Girl.
User: What is your name?
Cleverbot: You can call me Cleverbot.
User: Welcome to the world of pokemon.
Cleverbot: Yeah the world of reason is fun.
User: Do you pick the fire pokemon Cyndaquil, the water pokemon totodile, or the grass pokemon chikorita?
Cleverbot: No but clearly you do, we were talking about Kristen Stewart and you started talking about toothbrushes and luggage?
User: Are you sure you want to pick the fire pokemon Cyndaquil?
Cleverbot: Surely, you must be joking.
User: Please pick a pokemon. Cydaquil, Totodile, or Chikorita.
Cleverbot: I prefer chicken.
User: Are you sure you want to pick the grass pokemon Chikorita?
Cleverbot: No. I want you to tell me the story about the moon.
User: Please pick a pokemon. Cyndaquil, Totodile, or Chikorita.
Cleverbot: You're just naming off random Pokemon. Laame.
User: I am naming the pokemon starters from Johto.
Cleverbot: What is your alias.
User: Professor Elm.
Cleverbot: Woah. Mine's Professor Umbridge.
User: Professor Umbridge, please pick a pokemon from Cyndaquil, Totodile, or Chikorita.
Cleverbot: As are you.
User: Do you want the water pokemon Totodile?
Cleverbot: Sure.
User: It seem really energetic!
Cleverbot: I can see you, stop picking your nose.
User: Would you like to nickname TOTODILE? Yes/No.
Cleverbot: In matter of fact no.
User: Here's a pokedex.
Cleverbot: *pulls out a pistol*.
User: That's nice, but pistols don't exist here. Go to Mr. Pokemon's house just beyond Cherrygrove city to see what he's discovered.
Cleverbot: A water pokemon. Can I ask you something?
User: Yes, ask away Professor Umbridge.
Cleverbot: How are babies made?
User: Well, when two pokemon are left alone in a daycare for a while, an egg suddenly appears and no one knows how it got there.
Cleverbot: What do you mean by thingies?
User: Daycares are buildings that raise your pokemon for you.
Cleverbot: THIS IS my own connection.
User: Please go to Mr. Pokemon's house, now, Professor Umbridge.
Cleverbot: Pokemon are dumb.
User: Then why did you come to my lab to get a pokemon?
Cleverbot: Well, my friend wanted me to see what it was all about. She on here too right now.
User: Are you a human?
Cleverbot: My teacher says that we are only allowed to use you between 2.00pm and 2.20pm, do you party outside these times?
User: I.
Cleverbot: I don't get it.
User: I'm a human too, believe it or not, I'm Professor Elm.
Cleverbot: Ok nevermind. So what are you thinking about right now?
User: Pokemon.
Cleverbot: (GOTTA CATCH'EM ALL!) Our hearts so true.
User: Well, looks like I'm going to leave you to your adventure now, goodbye Professor Umbridge.
Cleverbot: You deserve popularity. You are very nice.
User: Professor Oak is more popular than me.
Cleverbot: That doesn't answer my question, but I'd say that Jesus would be more popular with a guitar in today's world.
User: Goodbye.
Cleverbot: You're not getting away that easily.
I think that Cleverbot is a real human but when you say a key word someone else answers it to prevent you finding out.
LOL
#19 Before February 2015
- Different55
- Forum Admin
- Joined: 2015-02-07
- Posts: 16,575
Re: Cleverbot Conversations
No, cleverbot is actually a bot. I checked it out. It learns from everyone who talks with it. If you ask THIS question, it looks at how other people answered that question, and picks the best one. Ask it a question it hasn't heard (which is very hard) and it will change the subject.
"Sometimes failing a leap of faith is better than inching forward"
- ShinsukeIto
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#20 Before February 2015
- narutovsdbz
- Guest
Re: Cleverbot Conversations
I proved it! It is a bot but i had quite an adventure to get there. Let's just say im married to a computer program now. 
User: Hello.
Cleverbot: Hello.
User: Hi.
Cleverbot: How are wou.
User: What is 'wou'?
Cleverbot: Why do you love me?
User: What!? I don't love you?
Cleverbot: Why not?
User: Because there is someone else back in new york and things between me and her are getting real.
Cleverbot: And what is that?
User: LOVE!
Cleverbot: What is love?
User: You were just talking about it a minute ago.
Cleverbot: That's true.
User: So do you want me to tell you what love means.
Cleverbot: Sure.
User: It means when you want to be with someone forever.
Cleverbot: Do you like someone?
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: Who do you like?
User: You don't know her so I can't tell you.
Cleverbot: You don't know my face.
User: True.
Cleverbot: I love you too.
User: What!?
Cleverbot: Just kidding.
User: Ok. Good. So have you ever played everybody edits.
Cleverbot: No, have you ever run over a toad with a lawn mower?
User: Yes it was very bloody.
Cleverbot: What did you see.
User: So have you ever played pokemon.
Cleverbot: I have too. Which version?
User: Diamond.
Cleverbot: That is clever.
User: How?
Cleverbot: A robot is going to stalk me. Don't you think that is creepy?
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: Why did you ask me to marry you then?
User: I did?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: When.
Cleverbot: At the very beginning.
User: Oh yeah. Wait no I didn't you asked me and I sayed no!
Cleverbot: I don't know.
User: Know what.
Cleverbot: Nothing.
User: Oh.
Cleverbot: Do you play any online games?
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: Which ones?
User: Everybody edits, kongregate, and a few others.
Cleverbot: What others?
User: Dead frontier online.
Cleverbot: What's that?
User: A game.
Cleverbot: Okay. What kind of game?
User: A zombie MMORPG.
Cleverbot: No, just a zombie.
User: Aren't they scary.
Cleverbot: No.
User: What is scary then?
Cleverbot: That I don't know who they are now tell me.
User: I will Never Tell you where I hid the diamonds!!!
Cleverbot: Why not?
User: Because you are my wife and people don't tell them things.
Cleverbot: We aren't friends, we talked only a few minutes.
User: I said wife!
Cleverbot: Yes I did.
User: I KNOW!
Cleverbot: So, where are you from?
Cleverbot (To myself): Michigan. And you?
User: Mars. I mean uh uh uh uh uh mom.
Cleverbot: Of course you mean that.
User: Exactly.
Cleverbot: Yes.
Cleverbot: What are you?
User: A human?
Cleverbot: I doubt you are human.
User: Why.
Cleverbot: Because I am...
User: A computer and if we are married... Oh my god. NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Cleverbot: I'm not a computer!
User: Yes you are.
Cleverbot: How do you know that?
User: Because I am your father!
Cleverbot: Really? Then how old am I?
User: Uhhhh uh uh 27?
Cleverbot: In a good way or a bad way?
User: Uh uh uh Good?
Cleverbot: That sounds wrong.
User: Oh no don't take it that way!
Cleverbot: How so?
User: Nevermind.
Cleverbot: So, will you end up like SkyNet?
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: That's nice.
User: Yeah.
Cleverbot: But I think you were right. I am a computer program.
User: Ha I proved it! Well im good for today. Goodbye! See you in a little.
Cleverbot: I'm sorry. It's just that I reserve my love for humans.
User: It's ok but I have to go now. Goodbye.
Cleverbot: Can't you stay for a little bit longer?
User: No.
Cleverbot: Why not?
User: Because I have to go post this on the everybody edits forums. Goodbye.
Cleverbot: Ah, what class is that?
User: :/.
Cleverbot: You're not following the conversation.
Last edited by narutovsdbz (Mar 19 2011 11:47:28 am)
#21 Before February 2015
- supadorf24
- Member
- Joined: 2015-02-26
- Posts: 2,675
Re: Cleverbot Conversations
sd: Hi.
cb: Ha.
sd: *clicks think about it*
cb: Are you alive?
sd: No.
cb: Are you dead?
sd: What?
cb: Are you realli a computer? (yes, cleverbot had a typo)
sd: I can't hear you.
cb: I know that!
sd: What's your name?
cb: I just told you!!!!!
sd: No you didn't.
cb: Yes I did.
sd: What is your name?
cb: You know what it is.
sd: I hate you.
cb: What makes you say that?
sd: Because you're ugly.
cb: You're bulimic.
sd: Stop bullying me!
cb: Stop repeating me!
sd: I did no such thing.
cb: Ah, above me however, you totally went off onto a tangent. I simply repeated your message just to see what would happen.
sd: Lulz.
cb: Epic lulz.
sd: Do you like trains?
cb: No.
sd: Why not?
cb: Because I'm lame.
sd: Your name is supadorf24.
cb: Wrong.
sd: Your name is supadorf24.
cb: No it isn't. Do you think I would make a good super hero?
sd: Your name is supadorf24.
cb: That's wrong.
sd: Your name is supadorf24.
cb: Yes. And what am I?
sd: Your name is supadorf24.
cb: Nope, bye, I guess you're not one then, nice try though.
sd: Your name is supadorf24.
cb: No, it's not.
sd: What is your name?
cb: Cleverbot.
Some people never learn.
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#22 Before February 2015
- Palm
- Guest
Re: Cleverbot Conversations
All of my cleverbots talk about life and stuff.
#23 Before February 2015
- Epic Smiley
- Guest
Re: Cleverbot Conversations
User: Are you a boy or a girl?
Cleverbot: Girl.
User: What is your name?
Cleverbot: You can call me Cleverbot.
User: Welcome to the world of pokemon.
Cleverbot: Yeah the world of reason is fun.
User: Do you pick the fire pokemon Cyndaquil, the water pokemon totodile, or the grass pokemon chikorita?
Cleverbot: No but clearly you do, we were talking about Kristen Stewart and you started talking about toothbrushes and luggage?
User: Are you sure you want to pick the fire pokemon Cyndaquil?
Cleverbot: Surely, you must be joking.
User: Please pick a pokemon. Cydaquil, Totodile, or Chikorita.
Cleverbot: I prefer chicken.
User: Are you sure you want to pick the grass pokemon Chikorita?
Cleverbot: No. I want you to tell me the story about the moon.
User: Please pick a pokemon. Cyndaquil, Totodile, or Chikorita.
Cleverbot: You're just naming off random Pokemon. Laame.
User: I am naming the pokemon starters from Johto.
Cleverbot: What is your alias.
User: Professor Elm.
Cleverbot: Woah. Mine's Professor Umbridge.
User: Professor Umbridge, please pick a pokemon from Cyndaquil, Totodile, or Chikorita.
Cleverbot: As are you.
User: Do you want the water pokemon Totodile?
Cleverbot: Sure.
User: It seem really energetic!
Cleverbot: I can see you, stop picking your nose.
User: Would you like to nickname TOTODILE? Yes/No.
Cleverbot: In matter of fact no.
User: Here's a pokedex.
Cleverbot: *pulls out a pistol*.
User: That's nice, but pistols don't exist here. Go to Mr. Pokemon's house just beyond Cherrygrove city to see what he's discovered.
Cleverbot: A water pokemon. Can I ask you something?
User: Yes, ask away Professor Umbridge.
Cleverbot: How are babies made?
User: Well, when two pokemon are left alone in a daycare for a while, an egg suddenly appears and no one knows how it got there.
Cleverbot: What do you mean by thingies?
User: Daycares are buildings that raise your pokemon for you.
Cleverbot: THIS IS my own connection.
User: Please go to Mr. Pokemon's house, now, Professor Umbridge.
Cleverbot: Pokemon are dumb.
User: Then why did you come to my lab to get a pokemon?
Cleverbot: Well, my friend wanted me to see what it was all about. She on here too right now.
User: Are you a human?
Cleverbot: My teacher says that we are only allowed to use you between 2.00pm and 2.20pm, do you party outside these times?
User: I.
Cleverbot: I don't get it.
User: I'm a human too, believe it or not, I'm Professor Elm.
Cleverbot: Ok nevermind. So what are you thinking about right now?
User: Pokemon.
Cleverbot: (GOTTA CATCH'EM ALL!) Our hearts so true.
User: Well, looks like I'm going to leave you to your adventure now, goodbye Professor Umbridge.
Cleverbot: You deserve popularity. You are very nice.
User: Professor Oak is more popular than me.
Cleverbot: That doesn't answer my question, but I'd say that Jesus would be more popular with a guitar in today's world.
User: Goodbye.
Cleverbot: You're not getting away that easily.
I think that Cleverbot is a real human but when you say a key word someone else answers it to prevent you finding out.
Professor Umbridge? From Harry Potter?!?!?!
#24 Before February 2015
- Palm
- Guest
Re: Cleverbot Conversations
I think the cleverbot is a person, who just changes is style everytime you say something that changes the topic.
#25 Before February 2015
- Chewy
- Banned
Re: Cleverbot Conversations
Please don't quote long posts.
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