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supadorf24

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Joined: 2015-02-26

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Santa.

It's after 3:00 in the morning (I'm up too late) and I'm sitting by the tree and I haven't seen Santa.

What gives?

Discuss.

5600

Guest

Re: Santa.

Probably santa doesn't want to be seen because is he is shy of people so you should go to sleep and set a camera and you might capture him or your parents.

Last edited by 5600 (Dec 25 2011 2:15:54 am)

RhazzleFrazzle

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Joined: 2015-11-10

Posts: 4,260

Re: Santa.

he is invisible. he can only be seen when nobody is looking.

trollie

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Re: Santa.

But then how can he be seen if nobody is looking? Nobody can see him if they aren't looking o.O

Echo!

Guest

Re: Santa.

It's because you're awake if you go to sleep he will come, that's just how it works...

Tachyonic

Guest

Re: Santa.

He stalks you while you're awake, waiting for you to dress into your pyjamas and to go to sleep.

Is it me, or does Santa seem like a paedophile?

RhazzleFrazzle

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Joined: 2015-11-10

Posts: 4,260

Re: Santa.

i dont think santa is a pedo. i think hes a burglar. honestly, someone who comes to your house in the middle of the night. hes probably gonna steal something for the road. also i bet hes gonna raid the fridge because if all he eats is milk and cookies then he is probably diabetic.

Tachyonic

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Re: Santa.

also i bet hes gonna raid the fridge because if all he eats is milk and cookies then he is probably diabetic.

No, he eats naughty children if they don't accept the coal in their stockings.

Cola1

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From: We will meet again as stars

Joined: 2015-02-15

Posts: 3,281

Re: Santa.

^Explanation.

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Hammy120

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Re: Santa.

You should put LaZors in your house, so if he comes, you put him in your bag.

0176

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From: Brazil

Joined: 2021-09-05

Posts: 3,174

Re: Santa.

I always see Santas everywhere on the street. However, these ones are evil homosexual child abusers on disguise.

Baticon

Guest

Re: Santa.

Santa is a lie.Now go through that portal.

supadorf24

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Joined: 2015-02-26

Posts: 2,675

Re: Santa.

Thanks for your help, everyone.

0176

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From: Brazil

Joined: 2021-09-05

Posts: 3,174

Re: Santa.

Thanks for your help, everyone.

We were surely helpful, right?

gogosboy

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Re: Santa.

How old are you dude?

0176

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From: Brazil

Joined: 2021-09-05

Posts: 3,174

Re: Santa.

How old are you dude?

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Joke
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sarcasm

ILoveBacon

Guest

Re: Santa.

Santa. Isn't. Real.

But if your trying to spot him then he won't come, he classes that as naughty. Tut tut tut.

Breadfinn

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Joined: 2015-02-15

Posts: 2,063

Re: Santa.

Supadorf24 I thought you were santa (According to yesterday)

Last edited by Breadfinn (Dec 25 2011 4:33:05 pm)

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Muffin

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Re: Santa.

Cough cough this is a kid's game... Be careful what you say... :/ (@patienceiskey + Baticon)

Krazyman50

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Re: Santa.

<snip>

Remember that a lot of kids play this game and believe in him. A lot of kids start to cry when they find out [you know] so watch it.

supadorf24

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Joined: 2015-02-26

Posts: 2,675

Re: Santa.

How old are you dude?

43. I wish I had friends. ;_;

Zoey2070

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Joined: 2015-02-15

Posts: 5,511

Re: Santa.

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Remember that a lot of kids play this game and believe in him. A lot of kids start to cry when they find out [you know] so watch it.

WHAT?!
SANTA'S NOT REAL????
//slit wrist

Personally, Santa is like God, in my opinion.
That is, they're both figments of your imaginations.

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Shift

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Re: Santa.

Omg... SANTA!!!! I know him, I know him! You musta been a baaad baaad man supa. You oughta quit using your pedo smiley all the time.

How old are you dude?

43. I wish I had friends. ;_;

Tako

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Joined: 2015-08-10

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Re: Santa.

I believe he was kissing your mother underneath the mistletoe.

Was probably behind you the whole time.

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Yeah, well, you know that's just like, uh, your opinion, man.

plat aka kingpooultra

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Joined: 2017-05-27

Posts: 3,873

Re: Santa.

How old are you dude?

43. I wish I had friends. ;_;

You do have friends...And stalkers. :3
Oh and Santa wont come this year cause he was stabbed by a crazed elf that hated him.

Yea. Sorry for the inconveince.