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krubby

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Make Up Some Afterlives/Talk About Obscure Ones.

Yeah, look at what the title says. I think an interesting afterlife is where when you die you go to this huge city, and when your name is said (while referring to you) for the last time you vanish to who-knows-where-if-anywhere. So like, King Tut and Jesus have been stuck there for ages and are just bored of it and Jesus is all like "Me! Why does my name have to be used every few seconds?!"

I like the afterlife in Problem Sleuth. Getting to hang out with Death and play board games with him and other dudes sounds sweet.

Last edited by krubby (Dec 30 2012 9:48:39 pm)

Nickolai

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Re: Make Up Some Afterlives/Talk About Obscure Ones.

I like to think that my life is actually just a flashback occurring while I am dying.   Like how people say your life flashes before your eyes when you die.   Another one I think of is that life is a dream and when we die we wake up in the afterlife in our new body.

Arceus64

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I'll make one up that I've had thoughts about...

When you die, you are given a choice: Judgement from God and the Devil, where either you get Heaven or Hell, or you can choose to keep your spirit in the middle-world (Earth), where your spirit will roam forever as a ghost.

Deetz

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I think an interesting one is that everyone gets there own "planet", as a house, and they can visit other's planets as they please (if they are allowed). (people can describe their utopic planet if they wish )

Mine would be full of intertwining waterslides, rollercoasters, fro-yo bars, and wi-fi cafes.

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Re: Make Up Some Afterlives/Talk About Obscure Ones.

I think an interesting one is that everyone gets there own "planet", as a house, and they can visit other's planets as they please (if they are allowed). (people can describe their utopic planet if they wish )

Mine would be full of intertwining waterslides, rollercoasters, fro-yo bars, and wi-fi cafes.

I would have burritos.
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Deetz

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Re: Make Up Some Afterlives/Talk About Obscure Ones.

So. Much. Mexicano.

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Mine?
Video games, food (more like a food generator), TV's w/cable (LED/3D modes), unlimited water source, Tempur-Pedic bed, exercise room, arcade alley, fully customizable self-serve ice cream bar, hmm... and a giant safe that would take about 1,378,042 years for someone to hack and is the door to my fully black mansion. Another one of the same safe (three of them) guards my storage rooms for money, weaponry (in case there happens to be AWW [Afterlife World War]), and technology research.

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Deetz

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<snip> my fully black mansion. <snip>

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Re: Make Up Some Afterlives/Talk About Obscure Ones.

I agree with Arceus64. I'd expect three options. Heaven, Hell, or the middle option. Be it Earth-haunting, or just the average of the two. Like Florida. Hot, but not agonizing.

Or maybe it'd just be coming back down to Earth, but with no recollection of your former self. So, with that theory, I could have been a King three lifetimes ago, or maybe another peasant. Who knows?

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Re: Make Up Some Afterlives/Talk About Obscure Ones.

You get reincarnated into Star Trek.

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Not entirely sure if this is on-topic but I've been meaning to say it.
If I were a god, and was all-powerful as well as omnipresent, I would love going through dead people's lives to judge them.   My own mini-movie to watch, and hundreds of thousands more are added to my queue daily.   Fast forward through boring people, maybe take one person's and replay it as a video game where I can make different decisions.

Also if I were a god I would give daily proof.

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Re: Make Up Some Afterlives/Talk About Obscure Ones.

When you die you go into a daze for about 100 years, more or less, and after that period of time you can get re-incarnated, the process repeats and as life span increases so does the amount of time your in daze. This is to prevent people from meeting other people who had a different amount of past lives than others although this probably won't always work and there is a slim chance of meeting someone with a past life in this period of time.

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Re: Make Up Some Afterlives/Talk About Obscure Ones.

We're all in a simulation. I need scissors! 61!

krubby

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Re: Make Up Some Afterlives/Talk About Obscure Ones.

I think an interesting one is that everyone gets there own "planet", as a house, and they can visit other's planets as they please (if they are allowed). (people can describe their utopic planet if they wish )

Mine would be full of intertwining waterslides, rollercoasters, fro-yo bars, and wi-fi cafes.

Isn't that pretty much what the Mormons believe?

Deetz

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idk, sure.

I know nothing of religion.

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Re: Make Up Some Afterlives/Talk About Obscure Ones.

I think an interesting one is that everyone gets there own "planet", as a house, and they can visit other's planets as they please (if they are allowed). (people can describe their utopic planet if they wish )

Mine would be full of intertwining waterslides, rollercoasters, fro-yo bars, and wi-fi cafes.

That's called British Gas.

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Re: Make Up Some Afterlives/Talk About Obscure Ones.

Right when our brain can't do any more functioning, our conscious instantly switches to the most recently born life form in the entire Universe, without any memories of the life we just died from.

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imtn

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Re: Make Up Some Afterlives/Talk About Obscure Ones.

Once we die, we become the spirit of some object/material in the real world. So, you could turn into the spirit of your dining room table. Then, all contact/transportation is done by willpower, not legs/fins/wings. Of course, you cannot move your object ,but you can influence its effect on other people. Also, the more well known, influential, and famous you are, the more commonplace and necessary an object you inhabit. That's why the people who are basic elements (water, electricity, steel) are, although human in their past life, virtually demigods in the next.