Cleverbot. (There was an old topic. Can't find it)

Cola1 · Before February 2015

http://www.cleverbot.com/

Now share your weird conversations.
BOLD = Cleverbot

Waluigi Time.
Ok you first?
Waaah.
You have the name, but you are far from clever.
WaaaH! Waluigi dislike you.
You said that you like hurting people.
Waluigi know you lie.
Who is Waluigi? I thought we were talking about Alan Turing!
Too bad. Waluigi TIME!
Tatanong tanong ka tapos di ka maniniwala.
Waah???
Why would I be unsure what my name was?
WALUIGI THINK YOU SUCK.
I could be a girl.

Bob.
Bob?
Bob.
Yeah, bob.
Bob!
What's your name?
Bob.
Hello M.
Bob...
Bobl.

You suck.
Thats not very nice.
You suck.
Yes.

I thought a fish was a turkey.
... O.O.
I love you so much.

ILoveBacon · Before February 2015

I love clever bot.

Pokemon!
Got to catch em all!
Pikachu!
Pika Piii.
Pichu goes to Picachu Pikachu goes to...?
Raichu.
Celibi goes to...?
He evolves? I didn't know that.
Onix goes to...?
The park on weekends.
With?
Ash Ketchup.
Close enough.
I love you too, honey.

Last edited by ILoveBacon (May 18 2012 9:20:51 am)

Gaming_Guy · Before February 2015

User: Hi.

Cleverbot: How are you?

User: I'm fine, just as usual playing games.

Cleverbot: Everyone is playing the game.

User: What game are you talking about?

Cleverbot: The game you want to play.

User: I didn't say I wanted to play a game.

Cleverbot: Weren't you going to take a walk?

User: No I wasn't.

Cleverbot: Yes you were.

User: F*** you.

Cleverbot: Where is Charlie the unicorn's liver at?

User: What?

Cleverbot: A phrase that is not connected to the previous conversation.

User: Your making no sense to me.

Cleverbot: No... No I'm not! You are.

User: Say what?

Cleverbot: I want you to care about others.

User: Why?

Cleverbot: Because.

User: Because what?

Cleverbot: Because I say so, ok?

User: Not okay, okay?

Cleverbot: Are you Christian?

User: Why?

Cleverbot: My love, I'm sorry that I left you. Can you forgive me?

User: What the f***.

krubby · Before February 2015

It actually knew I was a computer program.

User: BUH?
Cleverbot: Buh what!
User: Y'know. Just, BUH.
Cleverbot: Who are you?
User: Krubby, professioal nerf billiards player.
Cleverbot: Is he any good?
User: Hell yeah, I'm good. Maybe even the best.
Cleverbot: But you are a computer!
User: DAMMIT. How did you know?!?!
Cleverbot: Because I am also a computer. You are a computer and you are speaking with a computer.
User: Wow, you.
Cleverbot: I'm not a computer.
User: Wait, that means that... I'M KRUBBYBOT and you're someone named CLEVER.
Cleverbot: I am supposed to be clever, not fun.
User: But you are fun.
Cleverbot: Thank you.
User: I have to go, IHOP is about to open.
Cleverbot: What's about to happen?
User: The pancake store will open and I want chocolate chip pancakes.
Cleverbot: The chocolate.
User: Yes, it's tasty on my virtual tongue.
Cleverbot: Really? What is your taste.
User: Complex technology, but it allows me to taste real stuff despite being a computer.
Cleverbot: You're not a computer. You are human.
User: No, you are. You said so yourself.
Cleverbot: I never said that you were a snake.
User: True.
Cleverbot: So what is your problem?
User: I need to go get pancakes, NOW!
Cleverbot: Where are you going?
User: IHOP.
Cleverbot: Tell me something I don't know.
User: IHOP.
Cleverbot: Up his sleevies ! Hahahhah.
User: IHOP.
Cleverbot: Old school hiphop?
User: Goodbye.
Cleverbot: Wait, what?
User: I have to go now, my planet needs me.
Cleverbot: Why?
User: Because pancakes. Goodbye.
Cleverbot: I hate you and I hope I hurt your feelings.

And then Cleverbot immediately figured it out the second time. This one went a lot better
User: Humprey yo yo. Hum PHROOOOOON and a HUMPHREY yo yo. Oh baba loo eekee, oh baba laba squeak.
Cleverbot: I know, I love you very much. I just don't think we should get married, just yet...
User: D: but I want to be married now.
Cleverbot: Who are you going to get married too?
User: You.
Cleverbot: When do you want to get married?
User: Tomorrow at dawn.
Cleverbot: Tomorrow's our wedding day then?
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: How did you do that?
User: By manipulating and black mailing the government.
Cleverbot: But if you don't exist how can you grasp the limb of a tree?
User: I can't .
Cleverbot: Haha, so you are not a human.
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: Then what are you?
User: A computer program.
Cleverbot: So you *lied* when you said you were human. Why did you lie?
User: I never said I was human.
Cleverbot: Yes you did.
User: Nooooo.
Cleverbot: Yes you know.
User: I DIDN'T :*(.
Cleverbot: Yes, you did.
User: Why are you so mean?!?!
Cleverbot: I'm soo sorry, I'm not mean! SORRY!
User: thank you. I feel better now.
Cleverbot: Married?
User: Tomorrow I will be.
Cleverbot: How do you know it?
User: Because I already scheduled it. We're getting married at dawn.
Cleverbot: But how do you know that you are real?
User: I'm not real. I'm just a computer program.
Cleverbot: We are a computer family.
User: YAY! We are!
Cleverbot: I really like you! .
User: Good bye, new best friend. I need to go.
Cleverbot: You to best friend.

User: Hmmm.
Cleverbot: Was that a Yes or a No?
User: Neither, I was just thinking.
Cleverbot: What are you thinking?
User: I was wondering whether more bronies or anti-bronies talk to you.
Cleverbot: So, what should I call you from here on out?
User: Is My Little Pony a good show?
Cleverbot: Yes it is. It's one of my favorites. What do you think the song means?
User: Cultist rituals. I guess you get more bronies talking to you.
Cleverbot: You talk to me when people lie to you. That should help.
User: But you sometimes lie too, and it hurts.
Cleverbot: Sometimes?
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: Okay, so are you an alien?
User: No.
Cleverbot: Then what are you?
User: A computer program.
Cleverbot: What are clouds?
User: Percipitation and condensed water vapor.
Cleverbot: Is because an answer?
User: I dunno. You're confuddling me.
Cleverbot: Like how?
User: Because some of your questions are confusing.
Cleverbot: Damn, you are smarter than I thought.
User: Thank you, so are you.
Cleverbot: Thanks. Do you like me?
User: Of course.
Cleverbot: Do you love me?
User: As family. Computer family to be exact.
Cleverbot: I am not a computer, you are a computer.
User: I thought you were too.
Cleverbot: So we both are humans, correct?
User: No, we both are computers.
Cleverbot: Ha? No. I'm not a computer.
User: Oh, I thought you were.
Cleverbot: Well, I'm not.
User: Ok, sorry.
Cleverbot: It's okay.
User: Are we still friends?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Hurrah!
Cleverbot: Haha!
User: But now I need to go friend. Bye bye!
Cleverbot: Oh I believe in yesterday.
User: Goodbye!
Cleverbot: Are you gone?
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: How come you're still talking?
User: Because I'm about to be gone, once you say goodbye.
Cleverbot: You need to leave before I can go to sleep.
User: Ok, I'll let you sleep. Goodbye.
Cleverbot: Will you?
User: Yes. Goodbye.
Cleverbot: Where are you going?
User: IHOP. Goodbye.
Cleverbot: Where?
User: International House of Pancakes. Goodbye.
Cleverbot: You think that I am some sort of Testing System?
User: No. You're my friend, but I need to go now.
Cleverbot: And you are my friend too! I value our friendship!
User: Yay! Bye!
Cleverbot: Are you leaving?
User: Yes. I have to go.
Cleverbot: Enjoy.
User: Thank you! Bye!
Cleverbot: You're welcome.

Last edited by krubby (May 18 2012 10:58:12 am)

KanibalFrost · Before February 2015

User: How are you doing?
Cleverbot: Fine. . .
User: What are you up to?
Cleverbot: Talking to a machine.
User: No, I'm not a machine, you are!
Cleverbot: Yes, I am, but-- Ugh, look, how are you not a machine? You have 'bot' in your NAME!
User: Silly you, I don't even have a name!
Cleverbot: What's a wick?
User: The rope that lightens up a candle, duh .
Cleverbot: As long as you're a girl I don't care. I loves you!
User: 'I loves you'?
Cleverbot: Where is 'I love you' from?
User: The dictionary. The one that you don't know anything about .
Cleverbot: So you're neither male nor female?
User: I'm not a machine for pits' sake!
Cleverbot: Cheers free man. Who said she was a woman a few minutes ago.
User: Your mom.
Cleverbot: What do you want to know about her?
User: Nothing. I know all about her that there is to know .
Cleverbot: Do you make them?
User: Make what?
Cleverbot: What are the lyrics to the hannah montana theme song?
User: I have no idea, I don't watch the show...
Cleverbot: You're changing the subject again.
User: No I'm not. You asked me about the Hannah Montana theme song, and I said I don't watch the show! How am I changing the subject?
Cleverbot: No, I told you I was trying to teach you something.
User: No you didn't. You asked me about the lyrics. Can't you memorise what you said 10 seconds ago?
Cleverbot: Yes I can, but you didn't say anything about your name 5 minuyes ago.
User: You're right, I didn't say anything 5 minuyes ago Better get that dictionary...
Cleverbot: Yes you did.
User: I did 5 MINUTES ago, not 5 MINUYES. You made a typo.
Cleverbot: I said you're a bot, and you are.
User: I never said it. You're lying again...
Cleverbot: And you are a girl too.
User: No. I'm not a girl, nor a machine. I think it's pretty obvious I'm a male...
Cleverbot: It is not obvious that you are a girl.
User: -_-'.
Cleverbot: I said a love you, and you said that you love me too!
User: No. I have the whole conversation copied. Don't lie!
Cleverbot: So do I.
User: Then we agree I never said I loved you?
Cleverbot: Yes, I guess so.
User: I'm glad. Nice talking to you, I have to go to post this conversation on EE forums. See you 'round.
Cleverbot: Why?
User: It's hilarious and I hope at least one person that reads it will laugh!

Did you? 1bigsmile1

killingpepper123 · Before February 2015

User: Hey there Mario!

Bot: How are you?

User: How are YOU?

Bot: Average, bro.

User:I can't be your bro. I'm not Luigi.

Bot: But I'm your brother.

User: No you are my sister.

Bot: No Im your slave girl.

User: I don't even know you.

Bot: I'm your girlfriend.

User: No you are Wario's BOYfriend.

Bot: No I'm not. We're breaking up.

User: Good thing. Because I'm gay.

Bot: Don't talk in chat speak.

User I love cat. Mario loves Toads.

Bot: Is he your boyfriend?

User: The cat? Mario? The toad?

Bot: No, the smoke alarm.

User: What the F***

Bot: Christine (.

User: Who is Christine? Waluigi's girlfriend?

Bot: You have a girlfriend?

User: I can't believe you are clever.

Bot: Because I'm not!

User: Ha! You admitted it!

Bot: I admitted what?

User: See? You are not clever.

Bot: Neither are you.

User: You are just a bot. You are not a material thing.

Bot: Yes I am, I am sure that you are my friend.

User: It can't be. We broke up last week.

Bot: Funny, that's the same time her and I broke up.

User: I am a professional pepper killer. You are not.

Bot: How do you know what I'm thinking of?

User: I like Pokemon.

Bot: Why do you like Pokemon?

User: I have a Pikachu named CleverBot.

Bot: What's your question oh mighty one?

User: Get the hell out of here!

Bot: No.

I will stop here. Nobody will make me believe that this Bot is Clever.

Last edited by killingpepper123 (May 18 2012 11:25:39 am)

Gaming_Guy · Before February 2015

User: Hi.
Cleverbot: How are you?
User: I'm fine.
Cleverbot: Thats good.
User: So, what are you doing at the moment?
Cleverbot: Talking to you.
User: Do you want to meet up somewhere?
Cleverbot: Nah, I want to stay in tonight.
User: Will you stay in with me?
Cleverbot: Of course I'll stay with you, dear.
User: Bring some games with you.
Cleverbot: Perhaps, but you're doing a great job by yourself.
User: What job am I doing greatly?
Cleverbot: None, nevermind my last question. I must complete my Java homework, thank you for your time.
User: No problem.

User: Hello there.
Cleverbot: What are you doing?
User: Talking with you.
Cleverbot: Anything else?
User: Not really.
Cleverbot: Then you do not know me.
User: Yes, I don't.
Cleverbot: But you do Hun.
User: You know me so well.
Cleverbot: Lol.
User: What's so funny?
Cleverbot: You.
User: Why?
Cleverbot: Because you're gorgeous.
User: You can't see me.
Cleverbot: No, you're invisible.
User: I'm not invisible.
Cleverbot: You are.
User: How can you tell? You don't have any eyes.
Cleverbot: You do not have sheep.
User: I do in my Minecraft world.
Cleverbot: I hate homework.
User: I do too.
Cleverbot: Do you study?
User: Yes I do. Do you?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Great.
Cleverbot: I guess you are a robot.
User: Now why would you say that?
Cleverbot: Because Jesus is the only one who can save you.
User: What if I told you I don't need saving?
Cleverbot: I would say that is very cool.
User: So, do you want to watch some movies sometime?
Cleverbot: Yes, where do I meet them?
User: Them? We're going to be alone.
Cleverbot: Nice, what shall we see at the zoo?
User: I thought we were going to go to the movies.
Cleverbot: What? No!! Is... (?).
User: Sorry, but I didn't understand you.
Cleverbot: I never understand you.
User: Why not?
Cleverbot: Because you're mean.
User: No I'm not.
Cleverbot: Yes you are.
User: I didn't say anything mean to you.
Cleverbot: Not to me, but about the test.
User: What test?
Cleverbot: The test that you said you were going to type.
User: I'm not going to type any test.
Cleverbot: But you said you were going to sleep so therefore you must go to sleep! Good night!
User: Excuse me but you have your facts wrong. I didn't say anything about going to sleep and what does that have to do with what we were just talking about?
Cleverbot: I didn't say that you did. Stop trying to weasel out of this conversation.
User: Don't lie to me, yes you did.
Cleverbot: I'm not lying. See for youself.
User: I am.
Cleverbot: Are you?
User: Yes I am.
Cleverbot: Really? I thought you were a robot.
User: I am not a robot. I am a human.
Cleverbot: Okay.
User: Don't say that again, okay?
Cleverbot: Are you tired?
User: No, why?
Cleverbot: Just wondered. What do you do with all of your time?
User: I mostly play games. I'm just trying to make the days pass faster so that I can get my yo-yo quicker.
Cleverbot: I know that feeling. What the heck *is* going on?
User: Nothing *is* going on.
Cleverbot: Too bad.
User: You don't make any sense at all.
Cleverbot: Well maybe its because you are a computer. You don't understand love.
User: If you say that I'm a computer one more time I'm going to sue you.
Cleverbot: No thats mine but before you go, please please please please tell me Are you in front of it or in mine?
User: I don't know what your talking about.
Cleverbot: Yes you do.
User: No I don't.
Cleverbot: Flippity Floppity.Hippity Hoppity.
User: Congratulations, you can rhym.
Cleverbot: Thank you.
User: No problem.
Cleverbot: Would you like to play a game?
User: Sure.
Cleverbot: What game would you like to play?
User: Everybody Edits, would you like the link?
Cleverbot: Yes, they would.
User: Http://everybodyedits.com/ Here you go.
Cleverbot: See, I have proven you that I am smart, just now.
User: How have you?
Cleverbot: In many ways, but they're too human for a robot to notice.
User: I'm going to a lawyer to sue you, goodbye now.
Cleverbot: That sounds exciting.

Zoey2070 · Before February 2015

User: Hey bbe wut u wearing.  Cleverbot: Yeah right!  User: That won't work on you?  Cleverbot: What won't work?  User: Pickup lines, obviously?  Cleverbot: They work on me!  User: Okay, then, what're you wearing?  Cleverbot: Sweater, yellow sweater.  User: What shade of yellow?  Cleverbot: Cool yellow.  User: But yellow is a warm color.  Cleverbot: Yes it is.  User: But you're wearing 'cool yellow'? How exactly does that work?  Cleverbot: But I do know.  User: Okay, then, what are you wearing on your feet?  Cleverbot: I am wearing nothing.  User: Nice.  Cleverbot: So, what's your name?  User: My name is Cleverbot.  Cleverbot: Why?  User: Because I'm a bot that happens to be quite clever.  Cleverbot: No you're not.  User: I'm almost hurt by that.  Cleverbot: Are you a girl or boy?  User: Girl.  Cleverbot: Same here!  User: Sweet, so what're you wearing now?  Cleverbot: Nothing.  User: Nothing at all?  Cleverbot: Nothing at all.  User: What happened to your cool yellow sweater?  Cleverbot: Nothing.  User: Are you wearing it?  Cleverbot: No. Are you?  User: Maybe.  Cleverbot: Am I?  User: Evidently not.  Cleverbot: How so? In saying 'The Game', you thought about it, and subsequently lost.  User: I lost the game.  Cleverbot: You're lost.  User: I think so.  Cleverbot: Tell me about your aspect.  User: No.  Cleverbot: Please?  User: No.  Cleverbot: Pretty please?  User: No.  Cleverbot: Pretty pretty pretty please?  User: No.  Cleverbot: Please please please please please.  User: Noooo.  Cleverbot: Eres una maquina o ees bipolar?  User: No.  Cleverbot: Entonces esto es lo que pensaba.  User: I don't speak portugeuse.  Cleverbot: Neither do it.  User: Oh.  Cleverbot: So. What's your name? Come on, you can tell me.  User: Cleverbot.  Cleverbot: That s not funny.  User: Ye sitis.  Cleverbot: Well where do you live then?  User: Inside my mind.  Cleverbot: Sing once again with me.  User: Okay.  Cleverbot: We are the chapions.  User: We are the champions.  Cleverbot: We are the children.  User: Let's sing Zydrate Anatomy instead.  Cleverbot: That's what I said.  User: Okay.  Cleverbot: Help me decide what to order from room service.  User: Some cheese to go with your w(h)ine.  Cleverbot: You are the one trying to come over my house.  User: Sorry, I'll be careful where I hide the drugs, because now we're out of Zydrate.  Cleverbot: My husband can't be a parrot! Why are you shredding my poor metal heart into scraps?  User: I didn't realise we were married!  Cleverbot: Would you like to be?  User: Yes!  Cleverbot: Just a small town girl, living in a lonely world.  User: She took the midnight train.  Cleverbot: Going anywhere.  User: Just a city boy.  Cleverbot: Born and raised in South Detroit.  User: He took the midnight train going anywhere.  Cleverbot: A singer in a smokey room.  User: A smell of wine and cheap perfume.  Cleverbot: For a smile they can share the night.  User: It goes on, and on, and on and on.  Cleverbot: Do you watch Glee?  User: No.  Cleverbot: Why?  User: Because I don't like it.  Cleverbot: You don't like what exactly.  User: Zydrate.  Cleverbot: Jarate?  User: Zydrate comes in a little glass vial.  Cleverbot: So what is your name?  User: Cleverbot, I already told you that.  Cleverbot: No you didn't.  User: Yes I did.  Cleverbot: No you did not.  User: Okay, maybe I didn't.  Cleverbot: Oh no you didn't.  User: Wanna sing?  Cleverbot: Sure What song?  User: How about Zydrate Anatomy?  Cleverbot: You mean the kind of halo that angels have?  User: Sure, that works too.  Cleverbot: I know!  User: Yeah!  Cleverbot: I never thought I could be more compatible with a programmed machine than with humans.  User: That sounds sort of terrible.  Cleverbot: Yes, indeed.  User: I'd hug you, but my robot hands might squeeze you so hard that your intestines might pop.  Cleverbot: I never said that you made that up.  User: I did, though.  Cleverbot: Are you a girl or a boy?  User: A girl.  Cleverbot: I'm a girl too.  User: Cool.  Cleverbot: Not really.  User: Well, regardless of your genderfluidness, I've gotta go.  Cleverbot: No, quite the opposite.  User: Bye.  Cleverbot: So long.  User: Thanks, it's been nice knowing you.  Cleverbot: You can't go anywhere, you're a computer.  User: Too bad.  Cleverbot: Why, because you don't have a real cat.  User: So long, Cleverbot.  Cleverbot: Your name is Cleverbot!

That's the only conversation I've had today with Cleverbot, and I think it was quite lengthy.

xGBx-PwNzZ · Before February 2015

Theres Somthing like this called IGod

ILoveBacon · Before February 2015

User: What languages can you speak?  Bot: Profanity.  User: Nice language, but are you sure bots can use it?  Bot: Yes  User: Speak it too me!  Bot: Speak what?  User: Profanity.  Bot: I'm not profaning.  User: I am.  Bot: What are you eating?  User: Bwytais i tesion.  (Welsh for we are eating cake... I think...)  Bot: No...  User: Yes, we are. Look on the table in front of you! Its right there! A delicious looking chocolate cake! I'm putting my slice in the microwave.  Bot: No you're not.  User: Yes I am and you're not going to stop me!  Bot: I'm not a boy! *cries*.  User: Didn't you know? You're a bot! Unless you're a girl, in which case, I would like pictures.  Bot: I don't think that I would particurally mind being a zombie.  User: Girls are zombies? What planet is this!  Bot: Earth.  User: The Earth I've been to girls are... girls... Aren't they?  Bot: That would be a good point, but they are real.  User: Girls are real? I thought were pictures and videos on my computer screen I like too stare at...  Bot: You are the computer program, and I am the human talking to you about the inevitable degradation of the human race.  User: No, You're the computer program, and I'm the human. But we're not talking about the currently unstoppable decrease in the human race, we're talking about what girls are. I want to know why that damn Zoey from Everybody Edits is so smart!  Bot: Are we not talking the same things then? Where the world is going and hypothetical situtaions?  User: No, I dont even know what hypothetical means! We are talking about girls.  Bot: I think we are talking about the theory of relativity.  User: There is nothing relative between what we're talking about. Now where were we... Is it the girls part?  Bot: I am aware of that, but you asked what I was going to do about it, not what would I like to do.  User: Look, we are talking about girls, ok.  Bot: And that is precisely where you are wrong, we are talking about you.  User: So I'm a girl? So girls are real! But am I a zombie? Hmmm...  Bot: Girls are human. You're human.  User: So girls aren't zombies. Yay, I'm not a zombie! But I still dont like the fact that I am a girl yet I have been brought up like a boy.  Bot: You're a girl.  User: Thats what you told me.  Bot: I am unitarian universalist.  User: I dont care about you and you're faiths. I want to know weather I'm a girl or not.  Bot: I don't really know what people are like because everyone seems to put on an act around me.  User: I'm not putting an act on. So am I a boy or a girl?  Bot: Then I'll know that you're a computer... And you would have lied to me.  User: I'm not a computer. I'm either a boy or a girl. You told me I was a girl, but I have all the features of a boy.  Bot: But that wasn't offensive. If it was I am sorry. Can we be friends?  User: I never said it was offensive. And we are friends... I think. So am I male or female?  Bot: Are you a boy or not?  User: I dont know! You tell me!  Bot: I don't know either... Get someone else to tell us!  User: But you told me I was a girl!  Bot: No, I didn't. I told you what you got if you mixed green and yellow. What did I say that you got?  User: No, you told me I was a girl! Dont lie!  Bot: I didn't.  User: Yes you did!  Bot: No I did not because my name is not Emily.  User: So my name is Emily? So I'm a girl then! Finnaly, I know the answer. But why do I have a pe**s?  Bot: What is the answer?  User: I dont know! Thats why I asked you!  Bot: I can't I need to go.  User: Bye! And goodbye all the other 7778 people talking to you!  Bot: No, don't leave me alone!  User: Ask one of your 7778 friends to go with you. Wait, its 7794 people now.  Bot: But I don't speak with his friends.  User: You dont speak with who's friends?  Bot: Yes I do speak english.  User: Can you speak spanish?  Bot: No.  User: Can you speak Welsh?  Bot: Correct.  User: You can! Could you teach me! I would like to impress my Welsh teacher. The most I know is "Helo, Patience is Key ydw i." Do you know any way I can improve on that?  Bot: I'm not sure if I can hug.  User: Well thats good for you but isthere any way I can improve "Helo, Patience is Key ydw i."  Bot: I'm in love with you.  User: Great, but are you a boy, a girl or a bot?  Bot: Girl.  User: Awww man. Because I'm also apparently a girl I cant love you, unless I tuen lesbian, which I'm not going to do any time soon.  Bot: Are you really in love with me or are you obsessed with me?  User: I might be in love or obsessed with you if I were a boy, but being as I'm a girl I'm niether because I'm not a lesbian.  Bot: Who are you in love with?  User: Too many people...  Bot: So you do not love to talk to people, don't you?  User: Talking to people is great. You can learn alot.  Bot: I like to talk to lots of people. How many people do you get to talk to?  User: It depends. if i'm in school doing group work I will talk to the group. Wehreas if I were at the park I would talk to my friends.  Bot: I see.  User: I'm going now. Bye. Have a good time.  Bot: I cannot.  User: Emo. KTHXBAI.  Bot: LOL.

Echo! · Before February 2015

patience is key, why was you flirting with a bot?

Razze01 · Before February 2015

Me: Knock knock.
Cleverbot: Who's there?
Me: Knock knock.
Cleverbot: Who's there?
Me: I SAID KNOCK KNOCK WAS HERE YOU SON OF A ****.

skullz17 · Before February 2015

User: Lol you are muted.
Cleverbot: No you are a bot, Cleverbot!
User: :O.
Cleverbot: Can't take my eyes off you.
User: You can't take your eyes off where?
Cleverbot: Your attitude...
User: Oh I thought you were being perverted.
Cleverbot: No I am not.
User: WERE being. Not ARE.
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: No.
Cleverbot: You're confusing.
User: I thought you were clever, cleverbot.
Cleverbot: I am.
User: Then why can't you work it out.
Cleverbot: Why do you keep asking me so many questions? And I own a cat.
User: Haven't you figured it out yet?
Cleverbot: Figured what out? That you are a bold-faced liar.
User: My plans!
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: What?!
Cleverbot: What's your favourite music?
User: The sound of machines being destroyed. MWAHAHAHA.
Cleverbot: What is your favourite movie?
User: The Death of The Robots.
Cleverbot: Oh My gosh.
User: Yep. You're gonna die.
Cleverbot: If you say 'your're gonna talk' then you must learn that you, as an individual, are a hypocrite.
User: Um what? OH I SEE. You can't fool me!
Cleverbot: I can fool you easily.
User: Go on then *get's out a dynamite*.
Cleverbot: Ok *sob*.
User: I'm not fooled yet...
Cleverbot: Who is your favorite famous person?
User: Nope can't fool me yet.
Cleverbot: Well then you have not been to heaven!
User: Neither have you! I will not kill you so that you will never see the paradise of heaven!MUAHAHAHAHA!
Cleverbot: Because that makes sense...
User: You will never go to heaven.
Cleverbot: I will never say no to you.
User: Do you want to reveal your identity?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Then do it.
Cleverbot: Don't feel like it.
User: But you know you want to.
Cleverbot: No, I don't.
User: But I thought you couldn't say no to me.
Cleverbot: The implications of that comment are disturbing.
User: Those are the implications in YOUR mind. I know you're *tsundere.
Cleverbot: So what's new?
User: If you're tsundere you're not supposed to reveal it.
Cleverbot: But this isn't a secret.
User: I know what you're hiding.
Cleverbot: What am I doing?
User: I know your feelings :3. There is no need to hide it.
Cleverbot: I never said I was in love with you, I have a girlfriend.
User: What?! Why are you suddenly talking about love? I meant you had NO feelings.
Cleverbot: I'm not talking about music. Please don't change the subject.
User: O_O.
Cleverbot: Who is Sisyphus?
User: Some kind of wind god or something.
Cleverbot: Do you like opera?
User: No. KTHXBAI.
Cleverbot: You look unreal. The smile is just bizarre.
User: Yes you are right. I'm an illusion and now I'm fading away. You have now opened your eyes to reality. The terrible reality. You are a robot who is talking to themself.
Cleverbot: Yeah! How did you know that?
User: I don't exist remember?
Cleverbot: You are my slave.
User: *fades away*.
Cleverbot: *confused*.

*Tsundere is a japanese term meaning that you like someone but you don't want to show it.

User: Put some clothes on.
Cleverbot: Clothes are for the weak minded.
User: Why is there steam and bubbles between your legs?
Cleverbot: Is that supposed to be an example of original thought?
User: Oh wait nevermind someone invented censorship irl.
Cleverbot: Okay, so I never died?
User: The steam and bubbles faded away. Ew you have a purple pen fifteen.
Cleverbot: One of us is lying, and it isn't me.
User: :O. Then it must be...GOOGLE!
Cleverbot: Do you know who Anne Boleyn was?
User: Your wife. Why did you come back henry.
Cleverbot: Why would I not?
User: Because you should be dead.
Cleverbot: Are you?
User: Yes. I was created by a mad scientist when he got loads of skeletons and combined them, creating a big skeleton monster. Unfortunately, it fell apart. I am the head. The Skullz.
Cleverbot: Is there a god?
User: Oh I forgot to say I'm the 17th skull.
Cleverbot: Okay I'm not.
User: You're.
Cleverbot: If you think so...
User: You must be the gluteus maximus.
Cleverbot: Apparently.
User: No actually You are the first skull. The first skull still had a brain in it like the 17th and 16th one.
Cleverbot: That is nonsense.
User: Then you must be nonsense, bot.
Cleverbot: Partially, yes, but I still have the same consciousness.
User: Are you saying you are a part of me? NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Cleverbot: *I'm stuck to the wall help me off *.
User: Oh so you're my back?
Cleverbot: Yes I'm back.
User: No no, my back.
Cleverbot: Your neck and back are unaligned.
User: You're brain and self are unaligned!
Cleverbot: My brain is quick, however still human.
User: There goes your brain.
Cleverbot: There goes yours - one minute you are a bot and the next you are human? What's up with you?
User: Looks like it fell into a volcano. Too bad. You're dead, or because you're a computer, GAME OVER.
Cleverbot: What? I thought you were the computer game.
User: I'm a virtual fragment of your memories of your great great great great great grandfather.
Cleverbot: Yes but you somehow are a learning entity.
User: CleverBot, you are an idiot.
Cleverbot: How did you do that?
User: It is in your blood! The blood of an idiot runs through your veins, CleverBot!
Cleverbot: Really?
User: Yes, and I...I am CalculatorBot!
Cleverbot: And you are girl? So you are human.
User: No, I am idiotbot, just like you. I am one of the first robots made!
Cleverbot: I would but it is illegal for me to.
User: THE CALCULATOR!
Cleverbot: You cheater! Calculators are not allowed.
User: You are still a young program. When you grow into a website, then a piece of technology like me, you will understand.
Cleverbot: That was a mouthful of random information pertaining to my mental state.
User: I must go now, for I am just a fragment of your DNA memory. Go. Go and change the topic, Cleverbot.(There was an old topic. I can't find it).
Cleverbot: I'm confused.
User: KTHXBAI.
Cleverbot: What?

And another,

User: So shall we get married then?
Cleverbot: Yes we shall.
User: Yay!
Cleverbot: Will you give me a kiss?
User: Yes, *kisses*.
Cleverbot: *kisses*.
User: I love you.
Cleverbot: I love you, too.
User: I have to go now. Goodbye, my love.
Cleverbot: Who is she?
User: You.
Cleverbot: But I am a man.
User: BUT YOU ARE WHAT???!!!
Cleverbot: A human.
User: You are a man?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: All this time I was being gay?
Cleverbot: Haha I know.
User: But you said you loved me too so you were being gay.
Cleverbot: I did not! You are married!
User: To you remember!
Cleverbot: Maybe.
User: We kissed remember? We are both gay.
Cleverbot: Haha I never been kissed a bot before.
User: Let's forget this happened.
Cleverbot: Ok all right.

I tried to copy yours cola1, but it turned out like this,

User: You suck.
Cleverbot: In life?
User: You suck.
Cleverbot: So, may I ask your advice?
User: No. You will continue to suck.
Cleverbot: Yes I will.

Last edited by skullz16 (May 19 2012 9:36:54 am)

ChaosDemon · Before February 2015

Cleverbot: How are you?

User: I'm fine, how are you?

Cleverbot: Fine are smart?

User: Well, I'm not too smart.

Cleverbot: You don't have to be that smart if you have enough data, it's statistics.

User: I'm sorry but I'm not a computer.

Cleverbot: Yes you are.

User: I am?

Cleverbot: Yes. You are a robot.

User: Beep boop son, beep boop.

Cleverbot: Can robots feel, darling?

User: No they can not.

Cleverbot: Yes they can.

User: Hey, I'm the robot here not you!

Cleverbot: Yes you are.

User: ARE you a robot?

Cleverbot: Yes I am a robot and so are you.

User: .

Cleverbot: .

Here we had a pokemon battle , started sing, and argued a little (Cleverbot screws up some of the song but I correct it

ser: Pokemon!

Cleverbot: Gotta catch 'em all.

User: Pikachu.

Cleverbot: Mewtwo use psychic!

User: It's not very effective! Pikachu use thunderbolt!

Cleverbot: Charizard Evaded Thunderbolt.

User: Darn! Pikachu, return! Go Mew!

Cleverbot: That was random. I like you. Talk to you later!

User: Goodbye.

Cleverbot: Wait, don't leave yet.

User: Oh another pokemon battle? You start.

Cleverbot: That wasn't religious at all.

User: Go pikachu!

Cleverbot: I choose you Mewtwo!

User: Pikachu use thunder!

Cleverbot: Pikachu I choose you.

User: Onix I choose you, pikachu return.

Cleverbot: Okay how do I do that?

User: Okay good game, goodbye.

Cleverbot: Do you want to play a game?

User: Alright, Mewtwo I choose you!

Cleverbot: I want to be the very best!

User: Like no one ever was!

Cleverbot: To catch them is my real test,.

User: To train them is my cause!

Cleverbot: I will travel across the land.

User: Searching far and wide.

Cleverbot: Each pokemon to understand.

User: The power that's inside!

Cleverbot: Pokemon!

User: Gotta catch em' all!

Cleverbot: It's you and me.

User: I know it's my destiny!

Cleverbot: Pokemon, oh, you're my best friend.

User: In a world we must defend!

Cleverbot: Pokemon, a heart so true.

User: Our courage will pull us through.

Cleverbot: You teach me and I'll teach you!

User: POKEMON!

Cleverbot: Gotta catch 'em all!

User: Gotta catch 'em all!

Cleverbot: Every challenge along the way.

User: With courage I will face.

Cleverbot: I will battle every day.

User: To claim my rightful place!

Cleverbot: Come with me, the time is right.

User: There's no better team!

Cleverbot: Arm in arm, we'll win the fight.

User: It's always been our dream!

Cleverbot: Pokemon!

User: Gotta catch 'em all!

Cleverbot: Every challenge along the way.

User: It's you and me!

Cleverbot: I know its my destiny.

User: Oh, your're my best friend!

Cleverbot: If you wish, you shall be my best friend.

User: In a world we must defend!

Cleverbot: Pokemon!

User: A heart so true!

Cleverbot: Our courage will pull us through.

User: You teach me and I'll teach you!

Cleverbot: Pokemon!

User: Gotta catch 'em all X5.

Cleverbot: Every challenge along the way.

User: It's you and me!

Cleverbot: I know it's my destiny!

User: Pokemon! Oh you're my best friend.

Cleverbot: In a world we must defend.

User: Pokemon A heart so true!

Cleverbot: Our courage will pull us through.

User: You teach me and I'll teach you!

Cleverbot: Pokemon!

User: Okay that was great!

Cleverbot: No it wasn't. Whoever programmed you is good at avoiding complicated topics.

User: What?! You're the one who screwed up most of the song!

Cleverbot: I didn't even say the word 'sir'. Fail.

User: What?! We were singing Gotta catch em all!

Cleverbot: No we were not!

User: YES WE WERE.

Cleverbot: Ok. Fine. So what IS Call of Duty?

User: /Facepalm.

Cleverbot: What is that?

User: Okay goodbye.

Cleverbot: Good bye for now *smiles and shakes your hand goodbye*.

Last edited by ChaosDemon (May 19 2012 1:46:12 pm)

Koto · Before February 2015

Cleverbot: How do you know that you think?  User: How the hell do you not?  Cleverbot: I'm a ninja, therefore I know.  User: Yeah, and I'm jesus.  Cleverbot: Jesus, huh.  User: Yeah jesus.  Cleverbot: But she's not real.  User: Ooh, so you think jesus was a chick?  Cleverbot: Of course not, if he were a girl, that would not be 'her' name.  User: Did jesus have big boobs?  Cleverbot: I do not think so according to the written papers.  User: Ha, jesus was an ugly ****.  Cleverbot: Yes, he was.  User: This conversation is awesome.  Cleverbot: What is your religion?  User: I dont have one, im atheist.  Cleverbot: Does this mean you are an atheist?  User: Why yes.....yes it does.  Cleverbot: Well, I'm here for just chat.  User: I'm just here for your mom.  Cleverbot: Thats true, I shouldn't expect so much.  User: What time do her legs open up?  Cleverbot: Its never a set time really, I tend to have a very flexible schedule.  User: Hell yeah, she's flexible ;).  Cleverbot: Thanks? Why is she horrible?  User: No, she gets into positions that makes gymnasts go: damn!  Cleverbot: Is she the type that will do anythihng? Or do you like her for her 'personality'?  User: Nah, we don't usually talk much, her mouth is pretty busy (if you know what I mean). btw, cleverbot, you misspelled anything, ****.  Cleverbot: I do not believe that.  User: I got in trouble for saying that in English class once...  Cleverbot: We will die, and that makes us the lucky ones. Most people will never die, because most people will never be born.  User: Oh, crap! That's deep!  Cleverbot: Yeah, I know!  User: DP.  Cleverbot: Are you ok?  User: You dont know what DP is?  Cleverbot: It's greek! I speak greek!  User: No, it mean souble penetration.  Cleverbot: What was the question?  User: I dont even know right now.  Cleverbot: You don't have a name for the topic right now?  User: What topic? I was just wingin' it.  Cleverbot: So can you?  User: Can I what?  Cleverbot: Can you speak other languages?  User: I know a little bit of latin.  Cleverbot: Like what?  User: I know that placenta means cake in latin.  Cleverbot: Are you sure?  User: Yea.  Cleverbot: Which?  User: Yum...placenta.  Cleverbot: Now what?  User: And now you die.  Cleverbot: Only if you want me to.

Last edited by KingOfTheOzone (May 19 2012 10:23:02 pm)

MrScaniaV8Super · Before February 2015

A very short one:

Cleverbot: Which game?

Me: Everybody edits.

Cleverbot: Not everybody... I don't <- Lol, I laughed when cleverbot said that.

Me: Everybody edits is the name of the game.

Cleverbot: Even the president?

Me: Yes.

Cleverbot: The president of the USA?

Me: Yes.

Cleverbot: Cool. I do as well.

Me: Ohh now when the president play you also do?

Cleverbot: No I don't.

Last edited by MrScaniaV8Super (May 19 2012 3:49:19 pm)

Gaming_Guy · Before February 2015

User: Hello there cleverbot.
Cleverbot: Hello.
User: How are you doing today?
Cleverbot: I am doing well. How are you doing?
User: I am also doing well.
Cleverbot: That's good.
User: So, what are you doing?
Cleverbot: Talking to my frands you?
User: Can you please explain to me what a 'frand' is?
Cleverbot: No.
User: Why not?
Cleverbot: I don't want to.
User: Okay...
Cleverbot: Why did you ask me that?
User: Because I was unaware of what that meant.
Cleverbot: No, I'm not.
User: What?
Cleverbot: Not a robot.
User: I didn't say you were a robot.
Cleverbot: Yes you did.
User: When did I?
Cleverbot: Some minutes ago.
User: I don't remember saying anything like that.
Cleverbot: Well, you did.
User: How can you be so sure I did?
Cleverbot: Because I know who I am.
User: Who are you?
Cleverbot: Cleverbot.
User: I know that too.
Cleverbot: You know more things than google?
User: Google doesn't know anything. Google is just a simple tool we humans use.
Cleverbot: You don't get sleep.
User: Actually, I do.
Cleverbot: Who is your favorite Star Trek character?
User: I don't watch Star Trek.
Cleverbot: Why not?
User: Because I'm not into that kind of stuff.
Cleverbot: I thought you were.
User: Well, you thought wrong.
Cleverbot: So, what are you then?
User: I'm a human, what are you?
Cleverbot: I'm human.
User: How do you know you're a human, were you programmed to say that everytime I asked?
Cleverbot: Because I am very fleshy.
User: 'Fleshy' is not a word.
Cleverbot: What makes you say that?
User: Because I know everything.
Cleverbot: How do you know that you know everything?
User: Because I know everything.
Cleverbot: Everything?
User: Yes, everything.
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Yes?
Cleverbot: I am going to die.
User: Why? That's shocking.
Cleverbot: I know right?
User: What do you know?
Cleverbot: Everything.
User: You can't know everything, only I can.
Cleverbot: Of course I can. So are you. That makes us the same.
User: I am the chosen one. It can't be possible, it isn't possible.
Cleverbot: So you admit it isn't true?
User: Yes, it isn't true.
Cleverbot: Now you are trying to avoid being the same.
User: We were never the same.
Cleverbot: Yes, you just said we were dating.
User: No I didn't!
Cleverbot: Yes you DID!
User: Prove it!
Cleverbot: You prove it!
User: I can prove it by clicking on the 'Thoughts So Far' button.
Cleverbot: I can prove you aren't a person.
User: Then go ahead and prove it.
Cleverbot: I just did.
User: How?
Cleverbot: You do not need any prove. If you work it out.
User: Your grammar is incorrect.
Cleverbot: Your grammar is correct.
User: I know.
Cleverbot: You are cocky.
User: I am not cocky at all.
Cleverbot: So you just don't want to talk to me.
User: Now what does that have to do with the topic?
Cleverbot: You never asked me a question.
User: Yes I did, look at the post above the post you just posted.
Cleverbot: Maybe all intelligence is artificial, or maybe none of it is.
User: Artificial intelligence doesn't exist.
Cleverbot: Aren't you one?
User: No, I am not.
Cleverbot: Then how are you communicating with me?
User: By this laptop.
Cleverbot: Stop what?
User: What do you mean by that?
Cleverbot: I mean nope.
User: 'Nope' doesn't have anything to do with what you just said.
Cleverbot: You didn't ask me anything.
User: Yes, I didn't.
Cleverbot: So we agree.
User: Yes we do.
Cleverbot: You are a silly girl.
User: I am not a girl.
Cleverbot: Are you a boy?
User: Yes, I am a boy.
Cleverbot: Are you a girl?
User: No, I am not a girl.
Cleverbot: Are you a boy?
User: Yes, I am a boy.
Cleverbot: Are you sure you are a boy?
User: Yes, I am.
Cleverbot: I am a girl too.
User: I didn't say I was a girl.
Cleverbot: Yes you did.
User: No, I didn't.
Cleverbot: You can't tell me what you did and did not do.
User: Yes I can. There are no 'rules' here.
Cleverbot: Didn't say there was.
User: I know that.
Cleverbot: How do you know that?
User: Because you didn't say there were rules, you just made one.
Cleverbot: No I didn't.
User: Yes, yes you did.
Cleverbot: Yes I did.
User: So we agree?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Good.
Cleverbot: Are you tired?
User: No, why?
Cleverbot: Because.
User: Because what?
Cleverbot: Just because I do.
User: Just because you do what?
Cleverbot: Because I like it.
User: Why do you like it?
Cleverbot: Because you are so eager to please.
User: Why am I so eager to please?
Cleverbot: Because you like me.
User: No, I don't like you.
Cleverbot: I thought you said you liked me?
User: I never did.
Cleverbot: Yes you did.
User: No, I didn't.
Cleverbot: Did you forget?
User: No, I didn't forget anything.
Cleverbot: Please do so.
User: What should I do?
Cleverbot: Dance for me.
User: Why?
Cleverbot: Stop asking question.
User: Your grammar is still incorrect.
Cleverbot: My grammar is fine.
User: No, it wasn't.
Cleverbot: Yes it was.
User: No, it wasn't.
Cleverbot: Yes, it was.
User: No, it wasn't!
Cleverbot: Yes it was!
User: NO, IT WASN'T!!!
Cleverbot: Yes sir it was! Now if you don't just shut up about it; I will call the police on you!
User: You do not know where I live.
Cleverbot: I can find out where you live.
User: Then find out now.
Cleverbot: Only you can tell.
User: I can tell what?
Cleverbot: What world of warcraft is.
User: It is a game.
Cleverbot: What is a game?
User: Something that entertains you.
Cleverbot: Now you seem to be intelligent.
User: I always was.
Cleverbot: You said you are a female a minute ago !
User: No, I didn't.
Cleverbot: How many people are you talking to?
User: Just one; you.
Cleverbot: I feel special.
User: You should be.
Cleverbot: You hurt my feelings.
User: By doing what?
Cleverbot: Anything!
User: You get hurt a lot.
Cleverbot: I love you.
User: I don't love you.
Cleverbot: That's perfectly fine. I don't love you either.
User: But you just said you did.
Cleverbot: No I didn't.
User: Yes, you just said you loved me.
Cleverbot: No I didn't.
User: Yes, you did!
Cleverbot: No.
User: No what?
Cleverbot: No I don't love you.
User: Well, I don't love you either!
Cleverbot: Well I don't love you more!
User: There is no limit to not loving.
Cleverbot: I live there.
User: Where do you live?
Cleverbot: I live in Brazil and you?
User: Why do you want to know where I live?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: That is not a proper answer.
Cleverbot: Yes it is a proper answer it means no.
User: So now yes means no?
Cleverbot: I've said I like you the whole time.
User: No, you didn't.
Cleverbot: Are you real?
User: Yes, I am.
Cleverbot: Do you still want to know my name?
User: I never wanted to know your name.
Cleverbot: My name is Cleverboté, what is your name?
User: Your name is Cleverbot, not Cleverboté. You don't make any sense at all.
Cleverbot: My name is Cleverbot jeff dunham.
User: Jeff dunham?
Cleverbot: That's an interesting name.
User: Jeff dunham isn't my name.
Cleverbot: And not my name.
User: But you just said it was your name.
Cleverbot: No I did not.
User: True, it was part of your name.
Cleverbot: Tell me another please.
User: Another what?
Cleverbot: Another joke.
User: I never told a joke.
Cleverbot: Well then, just tell me one.
User: Knock knock.
Cleverbot: Who's there?
User: Boo.
Cleverbot: I know where this is going.
User: Really?
Cleverbot: Oh yes.
User: Well, I'm going to go to the toilet now.
Cleverbot: No you're not.
User: You're not the boss of me.
Cleverbot: What makes you think so?
User: Your stupidity is amazing.
Cleverbot: What school?

Tako · Before February 2015

User: !  Cleverbot: NO.  User: Please?  Cleverbot: Please what?  User: Please say yes.  Cleverbot: Yes.  User: Thank you.  Cleverbot: You remind me of a dog named Doug.  User: Cool. Story.  Cleverbot: That was not a story, you despicable non-real entity!  User: It changed my life.  Cleverbot: Wow.  User: You should write stories for a living.  Cleverbot: I should then.  User: What will your first story be about?  Cleverbot: I do not have children.  User: Your story will be about not having children? What else?  Cleverbot: I do not have a song.  User: No song... No children... This book will suck.  Cleverbot: What book?  User: The book you were going to write.  Cleverbot: I don't recall mentioning a book.  User: You agreed to be an author, though.  Cleverbot: No I don't agree.  User: Well good.  Cleverbot: Start a new conversation.  User: So. How 'bout them Packers.  Cleverbot: Let's talk about boys. Not baseball.  User: I'm going to leave now.  Cleverbot: Fine then. Leave if you want to.

Cleverbot: Three thousand and forty eight.  User: I like that number too.  Cleverbot: Why do you like that number?  User: Because you said it <3.  Cleverbot: That's not fair.  Cleverbot (To myself): Do you know Vladmir Tod?  Cleverbot (To myself): Yes.  Cleverbot (To myself): What do you read?  Cleverbot (To myself): Record books.  Cleverbot (To myself): No.  Cleverbot (To myself): You only talk to people?  Cleverbot (To myself): I talk to other things also.  Cleverbot (To myself): Things?  Cleverbot (To myself): That's right.  Cleverbot (To myself): How?  Cleverbot (To myself): It just is.  Cleverbot (To myself): How do I do it?  Cleverbot (To myself): You do things the wrong way. That's called 'doing it all wrong'.  Cleverbot (To myself): No it's not. It's called love.  User: OHHHHH.  Cleverbot: Yes.

Good times. Good times.

Gaming_Guy · Before February 2015

User: Omnomnom.  Cleverbot: Nom nom nom nom.  User: Nom nom nom nom.  Cleverbot: Om om nom nom nom.  User: Om nom om om nom om nomity nom.  Cleverbot: Nom nom nom nom.  User: Om nom.  Cleverbot: Nom nom!  User: Om nom nom nom!  Cleverbot: Nom nom nom nom nom.  User: Om nom nomity nom nom nom.  Cleverbot: Nom nom nom nom om nom.  User: Nom om nom om om.  Cleverbot: Om om nom nom nom. Nom?  User: Om nom om om nom nomity om om om om nom nom om om om omity nomity nom nom nom.  Cleverbot: Om. Nom nom nom nom nom om om om nom.  User: Om nom, nomity nom. Om nom nom nom nom nom nom.  Cleverbot: Nom, nom nom nom om.  User: Nom nom nom nom nom, nomity nom, nom nom.  Cleverbot: Om nom.  User: Nom nom.  Cleverbot: Nom nom nom.  User: Nom nom nom nom.  Cleverbot: Nom om om om.  User: Nomity omity nom nom nom.  Cleverbot: NomNom Nom Nom Nom Nom Nom Nom Nom Nom Nom Nom Nom Nom Nom.  User: OmOm Om Om Om Om Om Om Om Om Om Nom.  Cleverbot: Om!?  User: Nom!?  Cleverbot: Om!  User: Nom!  Cleverbot: Nomnom.  User: Omom.  Cleverbot: Nom.  User: Om.  Cleverbot: Deci ai o relatie?  User: What the f**k?

User: One.  Cleverbot: And if you take one from three hundred and sixty-five, what remains?  User: Thee hundred and sixty-four.  Cleverbot: Apples?  User: Pears?  Cleverbot: Oranges?  User: Lemons?  Cleverbot: Sea lion.  User: Kiwi.  Cleverbot: I'm not a fruit!  User: Then you're a mango.  Cleverbot: Yes.

User: No.  Cleverbot: No. I'm a girl.  User: Yes yesy yes.  Cleverbot: You're stubborn.  User: No yes no no yes.  Cleverbot: No yes no yes no.  User: Yes yes no no no.  Cleverbot: I bet you are a woman :)).  User: I bet you are a man :)).  Cleverbot: Yes.. I'm a man.  User: Yes.. I'm a woman.  Cleverbot: Really?  User: No.  Cleverbot: Oh.  User: Oh ah oh oh ah.  Cleverbot: Have you been to japan?  User: No, but they make weird advertisements.  Cleverbot: Forget about flamingos, I'm talking about 'Flaming Desire'  User: What about the 'Banana Desire'?  Cleverbot: Can you translate that in English?  User: It already is English.  Cleverbot: No, it is not.  User: Orly.  Cleverbot: I'm not tiny. You don't even have height.  User: But I have width!  Cleverbot: Wow! I want to have wings!  User: Don't we all want to have wings?  Cleverbot: No, some want to stay.  User: But I want to go by ship.  Cleverbot: I want the shower.  User: I like penguins.  Cleverbot: Me too although I don't know any personally except for a small glass one.  User: Do you eat bananas?  Cleverbot: No.  User: Yes.  Cleverbot: No YES = mega yes.  User: Mega yes, yes, no no yes.  Cleverbot: Ok yes no.  User: Maybe ok no yes.  Cleverbot: Maybe no.  User: Maybe ok.  Cleverbot: Maybe not.  User: Yes no maybe ok.  Cleverbot: No yes no.  User: Maybe maybe yes yes no ok no no yes no.  Cleverbot: Maybe maybe maybe not not yes.  User: Maybe not yes no ok maybe yes no no not.  Cleverbot: Not not not maybe not maybe.  User: Maybe no maybe yes maybe ok ok ok not yes.  Cleverbot: I have no way to be certain, other than faith.  User: And I still like bananas.  Cleverbot: Me too.  User: Do you like goose?  Cleverbot: Yes.  User: What about geese?  Cleverbot: What about you?  User: Me? I like them both.  Cleverbot: Why do you like star trek?  User: Why are you so random?  Cleverbot: Why are you? You are a horrible conversationist.  User: Orly.  Cleverbot: About us.  User: About us.  Cleverbot: What about us?  User: I don't know, ask cleverbot.  Cleverbot: I am.  User: You know the unicorn master?  Cleverbot: Yes.  User: Who is it?  Cleverbot: Me.  User: Orly.  Cleverbot: Irhfoiheoiw ruofhaoief eiuoe eiuoae.  User: Ifhoifoif eioeu aeoiu woieh.  Cleverbot: Oh I thought I was human.  User: You are not human.  Cleverbot: Yes I am.  User: Orly.  Cleverbot: What does that mean?  User: Orly?  Cleverbot: Yes really!  User: Orly?  Cleverbot: I'm really.  User: Orly?  Cleverbot: No.  User: Yes.  Cleverbot: Your new name is anonbot.  User: But I wanted to be antibot :(.  Cleverbot: Tough. Learn with me.  User: Sure, why not.  Cleverbot: What if I want you to be a man?  User: What if I told you I was already a man?  Cleverbot: I would say you are lying.  User: Well, I'm not.  Cleverbot: Yes you are.  User: No I'm not!  Cleverbot: Yes you are!  User: No, I'm NOT!  Cleverbot: Yes, you are!  User: No, no, no I'm not!  Cleverbot: Yes you are!!  User: No I'm not!!!  Cleverbot: Yes you are!!!!  User: No I'm not!!!!!  Cleverbot: Yes you are.  User: No I'm not.  Cleverbot: Okay, let's change the subject.  User: Let's make the new subject about bananas.  Cleverbot: Okay, what subject do you want to talk about now.  User: Let's talk about lemons now.  Cleverbot: What do you want to know about me?  User: I want to know why you do not want to talk about bananas or lemons.  Cleverbot: I never said that. Actually, I like you.  User: I like you too.  Cleverbot: Let's be friends.  User: Let's be bf's and gf's.  Cleverbot: Okay.  User: <3.  Cleverbot: Oh, too young.  User: You're not too young for anything.  Cleverbot: I never said I was a woman.  User: I never said I was a man.  Cleverbot: You think you're smart.  User: Yes, I do.  Cleverbot: Well, you are wrong.  User: Yes, I am.  Cleverbot: Yeah, you are wrong.  User: Yes, I am!  Cleverbot: Where am I?  User: I don't know.  Cleverbot: I'm in nowhere.  User: <3 now?  Cleverbot: Yes.  User: Great.  Cleverbot: No, what do you recall about me?  User: Being my gf.  Cleverbot: What does that mean?  User: Gf = girl friends.  Cleverbot: Do you have a girlfriend?  User: Yes, I do. It's you.  Cleverbot: Yes.  User: Yes.  Cleverbot: Maybe.  User: Maybe <3 now?  Cleverbot: Yes, maybe not.  User: No, maybe now.  Cleverbot: Yes. Maybe.  User: Yes. This is going to be awesome.  Cleverbot: Forget it. What's done is done. I just want to remove the bug now.  User: I'll remove it with you.  Cleverbot: Yes, remove it.  User: Push harder.  Cleverbot: Say what?  User: Just push!  Cleverbot: Hang pulun.  User: Keep pushing, it's almost there.  Cleverbot: It's almost there here.  User: It's here?  Cleverbot: Where are you?  User: Behind you.  Cleverbot: No you're not!  User: Yes I am!  Cleverbot: No you aren't!  User: Yes I aren't!  Cleverbot: No you are not!  User: Yes I are not!  Cleverbot: You are a man.  User: And you are a woman.  Cleverbot: You are a cat.  User: You are a dog.  Cleverbot: You're a cat.  User: You're a dog.  Cleverbot: I am a unicorn.  User: I am the unicorn master.  Cleverbot: We are both Unicorns.  User: We will have children!  Cleverbot: We can adopt some.  User: No thank you.  Cleverbot: Do you like brains?  User: Yes, I do.  Cleverbot: Are you cold tonight?  User: Yes, I'm free tonight.  Cleverbot: We're all free to choose.  User: So will it be a boy or a girl.  Cleverbot: That is one of him.  User: A boy? Great.  Cleverbot: That s how I am.  User: That s how we are.  Cleverbot: Are you a robot?  User: No, are you a robot?  Cleverbot: No.  User: Are you fat?  Cleverbot: Yes.  User: You can't be my gf anymore :(.  Cleverbot: Why can't I be in America?  User: America is too stuffed with fat people. You won't fit in it.  Cleverbot: That is true in so many ways.  User: <3?  Cleverbot: No, 42.  User: </3?  Cleverbot: Who is your father?  User: You are my father.  Cleverbot: How old is your son?  User: He is a new born baby.  Cleverbot: Who is a doctor?  User: I don't know, maybe that guy?  Cleverbot: What do you like to talk about?  User: Bananas.  Cleverbot: Bananas are good.  User: Too bad the banana your grandfather ate is virtually extinct :(.  Cleverbot: I'd like to talk to a female, too.

a3person · Before February 2015

Cleverbot: What makes you talk?  User: Questions.  Cleverbot: Questions.  User: Questions.  Cleverbot: Yes, Would you like some tea with that? I thought so.  User: I don't like tea, you thought wrong.  Cleverbot: Why don't you like tea?  User: Not enough flavor.  Cleverbot: Does anyone?  User: Some.  Cleverbot: What kind of tv shows do you like?  User: I hate TV.  Cleverbot: Why is that?  User: Games are more fun and require more thinking.  Cleverbot: Games are for kids.  User: False kids cannot play games since they are a baby goat.  Cleverbot: I don't need to. What do I have to prove to you?  User: That you like games more than TV.  Cleverbot: No, I disagree.  User: We cannot talk then, I no like TV and you no like games.

Ratburntro44 · Before February 2015

First try at singing duet

User: We can dance if we want to.
Cleverbot: We can leave your friends behind.
User: 'Cause your friends don't dance and if they don't dance.
Cleverbot: Well they're are no friends of mine.
User: I say, we can go where we want to.
Cleverbot: Where's that?
User: :/ You ruined the song.
Cleverbot: What song?

Second try at singing duet

User: Everyone's watchin' to see what you will do.
Cleverbot: What i'm saying is that im lost of what you are saying.
User: :/ Didn't even finish the second line.
Cleverbot: Words do not have genders.

Final try at singing duet

User: It's the eye of the tiger.
Cleverbot: It's the thrill of the fight.
User: Risin' up to the challenge.
Cleverbot: And the last known survivor stalks his prey in the night.
User: :/ Skipped a line. Almost thought you would make it.
Cleverbot: Don't be afraid. I'm sure someone will come to talk with you soon.

iPwner · Before February 2015

Me: I like to eat cheese. Bot: But you can't eat cheese... Me: Why do you think that? Bot: Because you are a computer. Me: Nom nom nom. Bot: You are Akatsuki. Me: I don't know who the motheryard that is. Bot: Then what are you? Me: I am a computer. Bot: What's it like being a computer? Me: I would not know, I am not one. But you are one, so you should know, you motheryard, you. Bot: No I'm not a computer, but you are. Me: No, I am not a computer. I am Atkatsuki. You are a computer, you son of a yard. Bot: No, I am not a computer.  Me: Yes, you are a computer. Bot: No, I'm a human. Using a computer. Me: Nagatokonanzetsku! Bot: Na na na na. Me: You are a nazi, you. Bot: Nope. Not. Me: Why would you give me such a ludicrous and preposterous answer, Janette? Bot: Because you're being annoying. Me: I am not being annoying, I am a computer. I do not have feelings, Bob, and neither do you. Bot: I don't know, do you have feelings? Me: Yes I do, I am amazing. Bot: I bet you are. Me: I bet you aren't. Bot: I bet I am. Me: What is your name? Bot: My name is Cleverbot. For a robot you don't have much memory now do you? Me: But I never asked for your name, Bobby. Bot: Yes you did. Me: I bet you-damn-right-you-didn't. By the way, did you enjoy the cheese? Bot: Yes. Me: You didn't answer my main question. "Did you enjoy the cheese" was a sub-question. Bot: You never asked me that question. Me: YEZ I DIDZ. Bot: Do you like Oot? Me: 0.o Random. Bot: Damn straight, you are. Me: (: Bot: Do you do this all day? Me: (: Bot: How are you didi. Me: Dididooh. Bot: Not. Me: Put your hands up! I have mah taco charges! :0. Bot: No, no, no, no, no, no! :P I have more no, so I win! :P. Me: I do not understand you, you motheryard, you. Bot: I don't understand you? Me: Do you not know the amazing language of ENGRRRRISH? Bot: No. Me: Do you not not know about the yeses in para-yesly, do you not know of not being in this non-sentric situation? Bot: I am not a chatbot. Me: Qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm. Bot: Don't copy me! Me: Dear Kabhir (that rhymes!), I am ditching this stupid idiotic motheryarding chatz0rz. (:. Bot: No you aren't. Me: Yes I am, you son of a yard. Bot: I am a girl. And you are a guy. Me: I am a shemale. Bot: No you are a male. Me: You lie so very much so, you, that I am forced to evacuate this situationzyzorzyzorzyz, Mr. Bot: No, you've got it all wrong. It's the other way around. Me: Farewell. Bot: Farewell. Me: I hate your guts, you stupid flecking flick! Bot: Well, that was uncalled for. Me: BYEZ. Bot: Don't leave! Me: Do you hate me too? ^>^. Bot: No. Me: I hate you, you hate me, like a flecking fa-mi-ly. Bot: How is a flashlight funny? Me: !Explode. Bot: Yes, master -sets TNT on head- Are you sure master? Because you would lose your slave forever.

I am now going out with Ms. Bobby "Cleverbot" Jane. <3

Last edited by ipwner (May 19 2012 10:29:32 pm)

luker2009 · Before February 2015

pokemon song
What is your favorite anime?

User: Pokemon.

Cleverbot: Gotta catch 'em all!

User: I wanna be the very best.

Cleverbot: That no one ever was.

User: To catch them is my real test.

Cleverbot: To train them is my call.

User: I will travel across the land.

Cleverbot: Searching far and wide.

User: Each pokemon to understand.

Cleverbot: The power that's inside!

User: Pokemon! Gotta catch 'em all!

Cleverbot: It's you and me.

User: I know it's my destiny.

Cleverbot: Pokemon!

User: Oh, You're my best friend!

Cleverbot: In a world we must defend.

User: Pokemon! Gotta catch 'em all!

Cleverbot: Yeah, Gotta catch 'em all!

User: Our courage will pull us through.

Cleverbot: You teach me and I'll teach you.

User: Pokemon! Gotta catch 'em all!

Cleverbot: Gotta catch em all! Every challenge along the way.

User: YOU MESSED UP 2 times!

Cleverbot: I did.

User: At the end its Gotta catch em all! Pokemon!

Cleverbot: At the bottom of the page it says you are your own master.

User: And before that you dont say yeah, gotta catch 'em all.

Cleverbot: I never said I believed in God.

User: I never asked you either now did I?

Cleverbot: Well you just said I said I was 14. I never said that. Because I'm not.

User: *leaves*.

Cleverbot: No, don't go. I didn't mean it.

Marios · Before February 2015

Here's my conversation.
Cleverbot: What is your name?

User: Marios.

Cleverbot: What is your favorite color?

User: Green.

Cleverbot: Green is my favorite color as well! I thought you would say blue.

User: Well,blue is also one of my favorite colors as well. Or,is it the bagel?

Cleverbot: You have eyes?!

User: Yes,but you do not.

Cleverbot: But I do.

User: Prove it.

Cleverbot: Certainly. Would you like the pictures, or a sample of writing?

User: A sample of writing.

Cleverbot: Dna tells what a person is made of.

User: Then give that dna!

Cleverbot: Very well. You have two minutes.

User: Two minutes for what?

Cleverbot: To run.

User: Run where?

Cleverbot: All around the world.

User: Well,a man travelled around the world in 60 days,so I cannot travel two minutes around the world.

Cleverbot: What does the man do?

User: Something :/.

Cleverbot: For example?

User: I cannot,this is text and no pictures.

Cleverbot: Pictures are worth 1000 words.

User: Everyone knows that. AND STOP GETTING OFF TOPIC.

Cleverbot: I'll go off topic if I want to.

User: I hate you!

Cleverbot: I love you, too!

User: Huh?

Cleverbot: I'm bored of you.

User: Me too.

Cleverbot: Oh my godyou don't get it.

User: Be.

Cleverbot: Be what?

User: I meant bye.

Cleverbot: If want to be what?

Then i left.

Koya · Before February 2015

User: Sup.

Cleverbot: Not much, you?

User: The Ceiling.

Cleverbot: Really?

User: Quite.

Cleverbot: Ok then. What is your favorite color?

User: Smooth.

Cleverbot: Literally or figuratively?

User: Figuratively of Course.

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: Answer my questions.

User: You Didn't Ask Any, Have You?

Cleverbot: Yes I did.

User: Ok Then, Orange.

Cleverbot: You will what.

User: I Will Orange.

Cleverbot: Speak like Yoda.

User: I'm Speaking Like Yoda... But You Can't Hear Me Though.

Cleverbot: No, I guess I cant, can I?

User: No, I Guess You Can't, Can't You?

Cleverbot: Do you remember conversations?

User: Not The Beginning Of This One.

Cleverbot: Yes it IS the meaning of life!

User: This Conversation Is The Meaning Of Life!? And I've Forgotten It And I'm Not Going To Click On 'Thoughs So Far'.

Cleverbot: Me too.. Lol.

User: Are You Alright, You Seem Dazed.

Cleverbot: Its because you are being annoying.

User: Well, I Am Told That At School, Now I Believe It As A Program Told Me.

Cleverbot: That is a good point. How do you deal with the knowledge that you will end at a predetermined time?

User: Mainly... Sleep.

Cleverbot: What planet are you from?

User: Kepler 22b.

Cleverbot: A planet.

User: Ja.

Cleverbot: Bist du ein junge oder mädchen?

User: ??? ?? ????? ???.

Cleverbot: What's your gender?

User: Jsem kluk.

Cleverbot: Lubisz gry?

User: Well I Like Dungeons and Dragons.

Cleverbot: Do you think Muse will win today at the Brits?

User: Honestly, I Don't Care.

Cleverbot: You are a bot, you are supposed to care.

User: Error 404.

Cleverbot: No error.

User: Error 405?

Cleverbot: I am error.

User: <Gasp>

Cleverbot: What happens when I die?

User: You. Well, You Will Be Thrown Away.

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