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#1 2019-07-29 22:26:52

ronguy53
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hi have you heard the good news πŸ’œ

Hi, my name is Ron. Have you ever heard the good news about what God did for us? God came from heaven to earth in the person of His Son Jesus Christ, who died for our sins, and who was buried, and who arose from the dead three days later so that we can be saved and go to heaven after we die. Heaven is a beautiful place full of joy with no sorrow, sickness, suffering and death. The unsaved will suffer forever separated from the love of God in the lake of fire. We all were born sinful and this is why we do wrong things. The Son of God already took the punishment and paid the penalty for our sins with His own blood when He suffered and died for us on the cross at the age of thirty-three. Because Jesus was God in the flesh, He alone could pay the debt we owed to God. His victory over death and the grave won the victory for everyone who puts their trust in Him. To be saved you need to agree with God that you are a sinner and put your trust in the Lord Jesus Christ to save you. Do you believe in your heart the message I just shared with you and will you trust in the Lord Jesus Christ as your Savior and Lord? If your answer is yes, then you are saved and the Holy Spirit now lives within you. Now you can grow in godliness and learn more about God by reading a little everyday the written word of God called the Holy Bible. A good place to start reading the Holy Bible is "Ephesians" and you can find it online for free.

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#2 2019-07-29 22:31:23

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Re: hi have you heard the good news πŸ’œ

Hail Satan.


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#3 2019-07-29 22:44:04

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Re: hi have you heard the good news πŸ’œ

my nmae is ron i like to lawn my fri ends at church ar really mean they say i si n they say i bin i'd like to thrfow them into a baptist tank rin


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#4 2019-07-29 22:45:20

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Re: hi have you heard the good news πŸ’œ

lol, im atheist

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#5 2019-07-29 23:24:03

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Re: hi have you heard the good news πŸ’œ

Thanks ron!

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#6 2019-07-29 23:41:25

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Re: hi have you heard the good news πŸ’œ

This reminds me of the guy that used bible in the world and signs in EE.

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#7 2019-07-29 23:48:19

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Re: hi have you heard the good news πŸ’œ

By the way, we don't exactly believe in "sola scriptura" and "sola fide" here. James 2:14 might be a good place to start. Thank you!

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#8 2019-07-30 00:16:14

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Re: hi have you heard the good news πŸ’œ

capasha wrote:

This reminds me of the guy that used bible in the world and signs in EE.

Didn't he get banned for trying to convince people to believe in it or something?


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#9 2019-07-30 00:20:03

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Re: hi have you heard the good news πŸ’œ

mikelolsuperman wrote:

Didn't he get banned for trying to convince people to believe in it or something?

He was pushing bigotries, got banned for pushing bigotries, and then said he should be unbanned because he believes god is bigoted too. I wouldn't be surprised if this is an alt, but I want the mods to leave this open since it technically doesn't NOT belong in off-topic discussion, and these things are really funny to watch.


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#10 2019-07-30 05:47:09

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Re: hi have you heard the good news πŸ’œ

I think Mutantdevle will dislike this thread because he’s a devil.

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#11 2019-07-30 06:48:00

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Re: hi have you heard the good news πŸ’œ

God doesn’t exist. News flash.


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#12 2019-07-30 06:50:25

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Re: hi have you heard the good news πŸ’œ

fake news


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#13 2019-07-30 07:16:20, last edited by PiotrGrochowski (2019-07-30 07:17:18)

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Re: hi have you heard the good news πŸ’œ

what's this

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did I just make the 100000th post in the "Off Topic Discussion" category

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I'm known as "haslo" in EE.

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#14 2019-07-30 09:39:18

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Re: hi have you heard the good news πŸ’œ

mikelolsuperman wrote:
capasha wrote:

This reminds me of the guy that used bible in the world and signs in EE.

Didn't he get banned for trying to convince people to believe in it or something?

If they did, all of us could be misbelievers

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#15 2019-07-30 10:03:50, last edited by Anatoly (2019-07-30 10:03:59)

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Re: hi have you heard the good news πŸ’œ

this is sonytv 2.0

also god doesn't exist, I can prove

ronguy53 wrote:

Hi, my name is Ron. Have you ever heard the good news about what God did for us? God came from heaven to earth in the person of His Son Jesus Christ, who died for our sins, and who was buried, and who arose from the dead three days later so that we can be saved and go to heaven after we die. Heaven is a beautiful place full of joy with no sorrow, sickness, suffering and death. The unsaved will suffer forever separated from the love of God in the lake of fire. We all were born sinful and this is why we do wrong things. The Son of God already took the punishment and paid the penalty for our sins with His own blood when He suffered and died for us on the cross at the age of thirty-three. Because Jesus was God in the flesh, He alone could pay the debt we owed to God. His victory over death and the grave won the victory for everyone who puts their trust in Him. To be saved you need to agree with God that you are a sinner and put your trust in the Lord Jesus Christ to save you. Do you believe in your heart the message I just shared with you and will you trust in the Lord Jesus Christ as your Savior and Lord? If your answer is yes, then you are saved and the Holy Spirit now lives within you. Now you can grow in godliness and learn more about God by reading a little everyday the written word of God called the Holy Bible. A good place to start reading the Holy Bible is "Ephesians" and you can find it online for free.

best joke I heard so far, seriously, nice joke.

Her are actual true facts

A) World is round

B) Human is older than thousand years old.

C) Universe 15 billion years older than life on earth, not 3 days.

D) Denying physical facts makes you an uneducated and ignorant ego.

E) Life was created by accident

F) When you die, you don't go to heaven but you actually won't notice it: Your nerve-system gets 'disconnected' from your brain, which also breaks together and dies out: You lose memory, knowledge and in 7 minutes you're in a completely dead state: You stop existing mentally.

G) There is no effect of random: If you know every physical force and its' direction of every little atom, can think and calculate very fast, you can predict the nearest future.


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#16 2019-07-30 10:20:04

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Re: hi have you heard the good news πŸ’œ

Hi, my name is Anatoly. Have you ever heard the good news about what communism did for us? Lenin came from exil to russia in the person of the great states' father, who died for our revolution, and who was kept in mausoleum, so that we can be safe and go to a communistic country, where we can die. The soviet union is a beautiful place full of joy with no sorrow, sickness, suffering and poverty. The democrats will suffer forever separated from the love of Lenin in the lake of fire. We all were born democratic and this is why we do wrong things. Stalin and Gorbachev took the punishment and paid the penalty for our sins with His own time when He suffered and died for us at the age of fifty-three. Because Stalin was Atheist in the flesh, He alone could pay the debt we owed to Him. His victory over democracy and the place where he lies won the victory for everyone who puts their trust in Him. To be saved you need to agree with Lenin and Stalin that you are a sinner and put your trust in the the communistic regime to save you. Do you believe in your heart the message I just shared with you and will you trust in the Lenin as your Dictator and Lord? If your answer is yes, then you are saved and the Holy Spirit now lives within you. Now you can grow in godliness and learn more about the communistic dictators by reading a little everyday the written word of history called the states' safety protocol. A good place to start reading this protocol is where it says your name (all the information we spied out for your safety) and you can find it online for free.
/s to all who think that I am serious - I have currently summer break and can be a bit... a bit..
~anatolyguy53


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#17 2019-07-30 11:11:53

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Re: hi have you heard the good news πŸ’œ

^ cringe

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#18 2019-07-30 11:12:13

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Re: hi have you heard the good news πŸ’œ

Merging. Let's keep the spam in one place.


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#19 2019-07-30 12:35:17, last edited by AllenCaspe9510 (2019-07-30 12:35:33)

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Re: hi have you heard the good news πŸ’œ

I suspect that this new user is a hacker of EE

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#20 2019-07-30 14:43:35

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Re: hi have you heard the good news πŸ’œ

Anatoly wrote:

this is sonytv 2.0

also god doesn't exist, I can prove

ronguy53 wrote:

Hi, my name is Ron. Have you ever heard the good news about what God did for us? God came from heaven to earth in the person of His Son Jesus Christ, who died for our sins, and who was buried, and who arose from the dead three days later so that we can be saved and go to heaven after we die. Heaven is a beautiful place full of joy with no sorrow, sickness, suffering and death. The unsaved will suffer forever separated from the love of God in the lake of fire. We all were born sinful and this is why we do wrong things. The Son of God already took the punishment and paid the penalty for our sins with His own blood when He suffered and died for us on the cross at the age of thirty-three. Because Jesus was God in the flesh, He alone could pay the debt we owed to God. His victory over death and the grave won the victory for everyone who puts their trust in Him. To be saved you need to agree with God that you are a sinner and put your trust in the Lord Jesus Christ to save you. Do you believe in your heart the message I just shared with you and will you trust in the Lord Jesus Christ as your Savior and Lord? If your answer is yes, then you are saved and the Holy Spirit now lives within you. Now you can grow in godliness and learn more about God by reading a little everyday the written word of God called the Holy Bible. A good place to start reading the Holy Bible is "Ephesians" and you can find it online for free.

best joke I heard so far, seriously, nice joke.

Her are actual true facts

A) World is round

B) Human is older than thousand years old.

C) Universe 15 billion years older than life on earth, not 3 days.

D) Denying physical facts makes you an uneducated and ignorant ego.

E) Life was created by accident

F) When you die, you don't go to heaven but you actually won't notice it: Your nerve-system gets 'disconnected' from your brain, which also breaks together and dies out: You lose memory, knowledge and in 7 minutes you're in a completely dead state: You stop existing mentally.

G) There is no effect of random: If you know every physical force and its' direction of every little atom, can think and calculate very fast, you can predict the nearest future.

Damn you must be really intellectually superior to all of us here!
Thanks for blessing us with your post of wisdom today!
*Seinfeld laugh track plays in the background*


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#21 2019-07-30 15:18:29

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Re: hi have you heard the good news πŸ’œ

Anatoly wrote:

Her are actual true facts

lol dude at least 6 of those facts either aren't facts at all or are completely wrong

educate yourself better before pointing out other's believes

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