NEW Fortunately Unfortunately

ILikeTofuuJoe · 2019-06-25 14:58:17

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Pqwerty · 2019-07-14 22:20:36

Fortunately, the best place has the best medical team around and manages to revive you.

Pqwerty · 2019-07-17 02:33:51

Fortunately, the spikes are very small and very short. You feel refreshed after having a wonderful acupuncture experience.

Pqwerty · 2019-07-19 05:20:37

Fortunately, you've been to prison before and calmy exit through the designated escape tunnel that you dug under your bed.

Pqwerty · 2019-07-20 16:27:43

Fortunately, the Earls think you are too low of a social class to be in such a top-tier prison such as this one. They won't even touch you in fear that they will get your peasant filth on their hands. You run towards the front door. They all run towards you, but they stop and are careful not to touch you. It's like you have a protective barrier around yourself. You part the sea of Earls. "Leaving through the front door is for Royalty only," screeched Chadwick Bonsburry, Earl of Weslington. You leave anyway, and no one stopped you. "That's not fair! That's not fair! That's not fair! Do you not know who my father is? I can buy and sell you," yelled another Chadwick (they're all clones of the same person). They don't follow you because the front door is covered in your poverty.

St1ckS4m(EE)

Pqwerty · 2019-07-21 20:57:11

Unfortunately, the next town is even more torturous. The citizens skip the jail part and just go straight to torturing people - heck, they start torturing people before they even commit any crimes. People are being tortured everywhere in every way. You try to run away but something hits you and you black out. You are awoken by a splash of water on your face - or actually, a splash of water on your everywhere! They've thrown you into a pit of sharks!

Pqwerty · 2019-07-22 18:20:58

Fortunately, you draw a "Get out of Jail Free" card in your game of Monopoly. They accept those here. You're free, again (again)!

Pqwerty · 2019-07-23 15:13:47

Unfortunately, a thought crosses your mind before you leave that makes you stop in your tracks. "What if this will all just land me in jail again? What if I run into Bob the Boa again and he bites me and I go to jail? Running away would just be a waste of time and energy. It's pointless," you think. You turn around and turn yourself in. You're in jail again again again. Bob the Boa shows up, just to continue the loop.

Pqwerty · 2019-07-30 17:20:13

Unfortunately, the police were so sick of you, that they'll never do anything with you ever again. And to make sure that no policemen put you back into the loop, they broadcasted messages saying "If you are a Policeman, do NOT interact with this smiley! He will put you into a time loop!" The criminals were amazed. "So, we can just do whatever we want to this guy and you won't arrest us," they asked. "Yeah," they replied, "We don't want another time loop." The criminals chase after you. They have some crimes to get away with, and you look like the perfect victim.

Pqwerty · 2019-07-30 18:12:50

Unfortunately, Mr. Sansweet didn't ask to be saved. Mr. Sansweet didn't want to be saved. And the injuries received from Mr. Incredible's so-called "actions" cause him daily pain. "You didn't save my life, you ruined my death, that's what you did!", said Mr. Sansweet.

Pqwerty · 2019-08-18 23:53:11

Fortunately, the doctor gives you a computer with 4 GB of memory. You also had a lot of memories that scarred you for life, so it's nice to finally forget.

Joeyjoey65, St1ckS4m(EE)

Pqwerty · 2019-08-19 02:39:31

Fortunately, you get a job as a politician. It's a perfect job for you because most politicians don't have a brain either (or memory).

Pqwerty · 2019-08-21 13:55:49

Fortunately, you find 5 IQ points laying on the side of the road. Now you have 3 IQ's (side note: that's how IQ and Math work when you have negative IQ, right?). Trump can't help but notice your superior intellect and hires you back as chief of the CIA.

Pqwerty · 2019-08-24 18:51:57

Fortunately, your trainer uses a Max Revive and sends out Swampert.

Pqwerty · 2019-08-30 23:24:09

Fortunately, you cook a nice breakfast and it gives you the nutritional strength to get through the day. The pains of your dream float away into blissful forgetfulness. A sense of peace and gratitude falls upon you. "Perhaps my life isn't so bad after all," you say.

Pqwerty · 2019-09-02 16:40:55

Fortunately, medicine improves within those 50 years. So they are able to fix your face and preserve your body so that it looks like you haven't aged a bit. The best part of all, your insurance was good enough to pay for the entire bill. So you don't owe the hospital a dime.

Pqwerty · 2019-09-02 19:37:05

peace wrote:

Sticksam wrote:
Fortunately, you fell into a coma... For 5 decades.
Pqwerty wrote:
Fortunately, medicine improves within those 50 years. So they are able to fix your face and preserve your body so that it looks like you haven't aged a bit. The best part of all, your insurance was good enough to pay for the entire bill. So you don't owe the hospital a dime.
???? uhm how could you possibly miss the previous post if it was writen mroe then 10 horus ago
sooooo, unfortuanly you eye are so bad that they can thelp you anymore and if you get too mcuh light in your eyes you can become fully blind

This is just a side note, but Sticksam's post seemed more like an "Unfortunately" than a "Fortunately" post. So I wrote another "Fortunately" post.

Back to the game, though...

Unfortunately, even with your recovered eyes you have no idea how anything in the future works. The language sounds slightly more foreign, but you can still make it out a little bit. You can't be hired because you don't even know how the simplest of tasks are done in the future (and the robots took all the other jobs). And the majority of your immediate family passed away within the past 50 years.

You feel like a stranger in a once-familiar land. You wonder if you'll ever adjust to life here, but your empty pockets remind you that you might end up starving first.

Pqwerty · 2019-09-02 19:51:52

Unfortunately, it's rotten.

Pqwerty · 2019-09-02 20:37:24

Unfortunately, this one has a worm in it.

Pqwerty · 2019-09-02 23:22:13

Unfortunately, the grocery store where you keep "finding" apples at is not a fan of you stealing their apples. They threaten to call the police if you keep doing it.

Pqwerty · 2019-09-03 02:13:35

Unfortunately(?), science in 2069 revives you as a robot. Side note: kek 2069.

Pqwerty · 2019-09-04 20:30:16

Unfortunately, the time spent learning how to swim was not spent learning karate . You fall into a deep depression knowing that you're (figuratively) going to live on your knees instead of dying standing up.

rat

Pqwerty · 2019-09-07 19:18:21

Unfortunately, even though you know it's a nightmare, you still haven't woke up. You try to wake up, but it's not working. You try again, but your wake-up mechanism still isn't working! WHY ISN'T IT WORKING?! You look over your shoulder. A gnome scurries off with your wake-up button! You chase him, but a month of anime has left you breathless and powerless. The gnome throws your wake-up button off a cliff! How are you going to wake up if you don't press your wake-up button?

rat

Pqwerty · 2019-09-09 01:02:05

Unfortunately, you wake up in a world where the laws of physics are completely out of whack. People are floating and teleporting all over the place. The ground you are standing on begins to form a spiral. Your fingers begin to stretch like taffy until it looks like you have spaghetti for fingers. Your every footstep causes the Earth below you to ripple. You wonder what could be causing this. Then the answer hits you, literally. The space wizard who allowed buttons to press themselves has escaped from your dream when you woke up. He smacks you in the face with the taste of lemon (that's just how it works now, I guess) and your nose hears the reverb of the galaxy. The laws of everything are on vacation, and this space wizard is their replacement while they're out.

Pqwerty · 2019-09-11 03:59:33

Unfortunately, it was just a dream

There was no doctor.

You wake up again.

There was no bob the boa.

You wake up again.

There was no prison.

You wake up again.

There was no sanity.

You wake up again.

There was no game in the first place. It was all a dream. spoooooooky

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