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#101 2019-08-19 02:39:31

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Re: NEW Fortunately Unfortunately

Fortunately, you get a job as a politician. It's a perfect job for you because most politicians don't have a brain either (or memory).

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#102 2019-08-21 03:46:32

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Re: NEW Fortunately Unfortunately

Unfortunately, Trump fired you for having -1 IQ, which was less than his 0.000001 IQ.

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You know this eagle ain't lying when he can smell things miles away from him, all thanks to his super powerful sense of smell. (Idc if this image doesn't fit, lol.)
Idk what my profile icon is supposed to be, lol. Activeness: Infrequent Β―\_(ΒΊ_o)_/Β―
Boring fact: Used to have a 709+ daystreak, but lost it due to my memory error...and then eventually lost my 263+ daystreak, also due to my memory error. (Was I sane at that time...?)
Fun fact: If you happen to see my username or Sticksam on Twitter/x or on other sites, that's actually a different person, NOT me. I never use Twitter/x. I just wanted to clear up the confusion a bit for those who are not aware of this, lol.
I honestly know little to nothing about them when I first saw those names on the internet. XD (Might have to give myself a bit of a different nickname at some point in the future.)

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#103 2019-08-21 13:55:49

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Re: NEW Fortunately Unfortunately

Fortunately, you find 5 IQ points laying on the side of the road. Now you have 3 IQ's (side note: that's how IQ and Math work when you have negative IQ, right?). Trump can't help but notice your superior intellect and hires you back as chief of the CIA.

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#104 2019-08-24 16:27:07

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Re: NEW Fortunately Unfortunately

Unfortunately, it's taken by 250px-785Tapu_Koko.png, and the Smiley explodes in pieces from a Nature's Madness by the thing.

Someone when they know something bad is going to happen and interrupt it: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ewdp7p9dhdg

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#105 2019-08-24 18:51:57

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Re: NEW Fortunately Unfortunately

Fortunately, your trainer uses a Max Revive and sends out Swampert.

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#106 2019-08-24 22:47:39

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Re: NEW Fortunately Unfortunately

Unfortunately, instead of attacking Tapu Koko, it attacks you instead, because it did NOT like the fact that you work for Trump, which it apparently makes you a threat to Swampert.

"π“—π“˜π“–π“— π“ π“€π“π“›π“˜π“£π“¨" non-animated signature.
MfF1IHH.png
You know this eagle ain't lying when he can smell things miles away from him, all thanks to his super powerful sense of smell. (Idc if this image doesn't fit, lol.)
Idk what my profile icon is supposed to be, lol. Activeness: Infrequent Β―\_(ΒΊ_o)_/Β―
Boring fact: Used to have a 709+ daystreak, but lost it due to my memory error...and then eventually lost my 263+ daystreak, also due to my memory error. (Was I sane at that time...?)
Fun fact: If you happen to see my username or Sticksam on Twitter/x or on other sites, that's actually a different person, NOT me. I never use Twitter/x. I just wanted to clear up the confusion a bit for those who are not aware of this, lol.
I honestly know little to nothing about them when I first saw those names on the internet. XD (Might have to give myself a bit of a different nickname at some point in the future.)

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#107 2019-08-25 03:29:39

Caleb101
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Re: NEW Fortunately Unfortunately

Fortunately, a random 300px-Fissure_VII.png faints the Tapu Koko just as it was about to attack Pqwerty and evolves to https://wiki.everybodyedits.com/images/9/9b/037_angel

Someone when they know something bad is going to happen and interrupt it: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ewdp7p9dhdg

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#108 2019-08-30 07:51:18

St1ckS4m(EE)
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Posts: 459

Re: NEW Fortunately Unfortunately

Unfortunately, everything that happened until now was all a dream, but not only that, but you were also never hired by Trump.

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MfF1IHH.png
You know this eagle ain't lying when he can smell things miles away from him, all thanks to his super powerful sense of smell. (Idc if this image doesn't fit, lol.)
Idk what my profile icon is supposed to be, lol. Activeness: Infrequent Β―\_(ΒΊ_o)_/Β―
Boring fact: Used to have a 709+ daystreak, but lost it due to my memory error...and then eventually lost my 263+ daystreak, also due to my memory error. (Was I sane at that time...?)
Fun fact: If you happen to see my username or Sticksam on Twitter/x or on other sites, that's actually a different person, NOT me. I never use Twitter/x. I just wanted to clear up the confusion a bit for those who are not aware of this, lol.
I honestly know little to nothing about them when I first saw those names on the internet. XD (Might have to give myself a bit of a different nickname at some point in the future.)

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#109 2019-08-30 23:24:09

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Re: NEW Fortunately Unfortunately

Fortunately, you cook a nice breakfast and it gives you the nutritional strength to get through the day. The pains of your dream float away into blissful forgetfulness. A sense of peace and gratitude falls upon you. "Perhaps my life isn't so bad after all," you say.

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#110 2019-08-31 10:05:36

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Re: NEW Fortunately Unfortunately

unfortuanlay the egg you baked contained something dangerous and now ur ill and taken to the hospital

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thanks hg for making this much better and ty for my avatar aswell

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#111 2019-08-31 22:10:31

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Re: NEW Fortunately Unfortunately

Fortunately a pretty nurse cares for you.

I am Filip and I like women.

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#112 2019-09-01 00:12:07

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Re: NEW Fortunately Unfortunately

Unfortunately the nurse was a butt and reveals the insides of the smiley.
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Someone when they know something bad is going to happen and interrupt it: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ewdp7p9dhdg

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#113 2019-09-02 05:45:20

St1ckS4m(EE)
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Re: NEW Fortunately Unfortunately

Fortunately, you fell into a coma... For 5 decades.

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MfF1IHH.png
You know this eagle ain't lying when he can smell things miles away from him, all thanks to his super powerful sense of smell. (Idc if this image doesn't fit, lol.)
Idk what my profile icon is supposed to be, lol. Activeness: Infrequent Β―\_(ΒΊ_o)_/Β―
Boring fact: Used to have a 709+ daystreak, but lost it due to my memory error...and then eventually lost my 263+ daystreak, also due to my memory error. (Was I sane at that time...?)
Fun fact: If you happen to see my username or Sticksam on Twitter/x or on other sites, that's actually a different person, NOT me. I never use Twitter/x. I just wanted to clear up the confusion a bit for those who are not aware of this, lol.
I honestly know little to nothing about them when I first saw those names on the internet. XD (Might have to give myself a bit of a different nickname at some point in the future.)

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#114 2019-09-02 16:40:55

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From: 'Murica
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Re: NEW Fortunately Unfortunately

Fortunately, medicine improves within those 50 years. So they are able to fix your face and preserve your body so that it looks like you haven't aged a bit. The best part of all, your insurance was good enough to pay for the entire bill. So you don't owe the hospital a dime.

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#115 2019-09-02 17:21:06

peace
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Re: NEW Fortunately Unfortunately

Sticksam wrote:

Fortunately, you fell into a coma... For 5 decades.

Pqwerty wrote:

Fortunately, medicine improves within those 50 years. So they are able to fix your face and preserve your body so that it looks like you haven't aged a bit. The best part of all, your insurance was good enough to pay for the entire bill. So you don't owe the hospital a dime.

???? uhm how could you possibly miss the previous post if it was writen mroe then 10 horus ago

sooooo, unfortuanly you eye are so bad that they can thelp you anymore and if you get too mcuh light in your eyes you can become fully blind

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thanks hg for making this much better and ty for my avatar aswell

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#116 2019-09-02 18:34:28

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Re: NEW Fortunately Unfortunately

Fortunately, your eyes healed overtime.

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MfF1IHH.png
You know this eagle ain't lying when he can smell things miles away from him, all thanks to his super powerful sense of smell. (Idc if this image doesn't fit, lol.)
Idk what my profile icon is supposed to be, lol. Activeness: Infrequent Β―\_(ΒΊ_o)_/Β―
Boring fact: Used to have a 709+ daystreak, but lost it due to my memory error...and then eventually lost my 263+ daystreak, also due to my memory error. (Was I sane at that time...?)
Fun fact: If you happen to see my username or Sticksam on Twitter/x or on other sites, that's actually a different person, NOT me. I never use Twitter/x. I just wanted to clear up the confusion a bit for those who are not aware of this, lol.
I honestly know little to nothing about them when I first saw those names on the internet. XD (Might have to give myself a bit of a different nickname at some point in the future.)

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#117 2019-09-02 19:37:05

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Re: NEW Fortunately Unfortunately

peace wrote:
Sticksam wrote:

Fortunately, you fell into a coma... For 5 decades.

Pqwerty wrote:

Fortunately, medicine improves within those 50 years. So they are able to fix your face and preserve your body so that it looks like you haven't aged a bit. The best part of all, your insurance was good enough to pay for the entire bill. So you don't owe the hospital a dime.

???? uhm how could you possibly miss the previous post if it was writen mroe then 10 horus ago

sooooo, unfortuanly you eye are so bad that they can thelp you anymore and if you get too mcuh light in your eyes you can become fully blind

This is just a side note, but Sticksam's post seemed more like an "Unfortunately" than a "Fortunately" post. So I wrote another "Fortunately" post.

Back to the game, though...

Unfortunately, even with your recovered eyes you have no idea how anything in the future works. The language sounds slightly more foreign, but you can still make it out a little bit. You can't be hired because you don't even know how the simplest of tasks are done in the future (and the robots took all the other jobs). And the majority of your immediate family passed away within the past 50 years.

You feel like a stranger in a once-familiar land. You wonder if you'll ever adjust to life here, but your empty pockets remind you that you might end up starving first.

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#118 2019-09-02 19:40:04

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Re: NEW Fortunately Unfortunately

fortunaly you found an apple to eat

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#119 2019-09-02 19:51:52

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Re: NEW Fortunately Unfortunately

Unfortunately, it's rotten.

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#120 2019-09-02 20:27:49

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Re: NEW Fortunately Unfortunately

fortunaly you found a new apple

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#121 2019-09-02 20:37:24

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Re: NEW Fortunately Unfortunately

Unfortunately, this one has a worm in it.

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#122 2019-09-02 21:21:49

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Re: NEW Fortunately Unfortunately

peace wrote:

fortunaly you found a new apple

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thanks hg for making this much better and ty for my avatar aswell

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#123 2019-09-02 23:22:13

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Re: NEW Fortunately Unfortunately

Unfortunately, the grocery store where you keep "finding" apples at is not a fan of you stealing their apples. They threaten to call the police if you keep doing it.

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#124 2019-09-02 23:54:37

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Re: NEW Fortunately Unfortunately

Fortunately you drowned

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#125 2019-09-03 02:13:35

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Re: NEW Fortunately Unfortunately

Unfortunately(?), science in 2069 revives you as a robot. Side note: kek 2069.

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