Benjaminsen's Fort

some woman · 2015-07-21 17:19:26

Here stands the mighty Chris Benjaminsen's fort. You may choose to attack it, or defend it. Same rules as this game, but you are also allowed to attack/defend other players. You can only do one action at a time, though, so you can't defend two teammates at the same time or defend the fort and attack an enemy.

Benjaminsen's Fort
50/100 HP
0 defense
No buffs
No debuffs

SirJosh3917 · 2015-07-21 22:06:23

i uze delete!
deletes EE, killing chris.

some woman · 2015-07-22 02:18:25

You delete the entirety of EE, which does not really effect Chris as he does not work on it anymore.
The fort remains undamaged.

Benjaminsen's Fort
50/100 HP
0 defense
No buffs
No debuffs

kubapolish · 2015-07-22 12:38:08

attack benjaminsen fort with diamond sword from minecraft with enchant sharpness 32767 using command /give kubapolish diamond_sword 1 0 {ench:[{id:32(or 16 i forgot),lvl:32767}]}

this sword make damage 7213786128736172183 or something

some woman · 2015-07-22 15:12:28

You slice off 10 HP, as to not make it overpowered.

Benjaminsen's Fort
40/100 HP
0 defense
No buffs
No debuffs

I add a shield to the fort. It must take 10 damage before the fort itself can be damaged.

Benjaminsen's Fort
40/100 HP
0 defense
10 shielding
No buffs
No debuffs

cooldude76 · 2015-07-22 15:32:34

I summon Chuck Norris to completely wipe out the fort with his mega black hole causing punch.

Pingohits · 2015-07-23 06:24:54

i sexually arouse benjaminsen with my tentacles

Lightning Splash

Evilbunny · 2015-07-23 06:27:37

I use Chris's specialty card, which protects the fort from changing for over a year.

Anch · 2015-07-23 14:41:55

I eat a bowl of cereal.

Lightning Splash

Freckleface · 2015-07-23 15:03:43

I inteoduce mrshoe to Chris. Mr shoe uses vacation!

some woman · 2015-07-23 15:32:58

cooldude76 wrote:

I summon Chuck Norris to completely wipe out the fort with his mega black hole causing punch.

Chuck Norris is not available at the time, so you bring forth the next best thing: Bruce Lee. He punches the shield for 10 damage, thus breaking it.

Benjaminsen's Fort
40/100 HP
0 defense
0 shielding
No buffs
No debuffs

Pingohits wrote:

i sexually arouse benjaminsen with my tentacles

Benjaminsen himself is nowhere you be seen. You assume he is inside the fort.

Evilbunny wrote:

I use Chris's specialty card, which protects the fort from changing for over a year.

The fort probably will change (a lot) in the next year, so instead it's given 2 defense, chopping 2 damage off of all future attacks.

Benjaminsen's Fort
40/100 HP
2 defense
0 shielding
No buffs
No debuffs

anch159 wrote:

I eat a bowl of cereal.

You eat the cereal and are satisfied by it. The next action you perform gains +2 efficiency.

Freckleface wrote:

I inteoduce mrshoe to Chris. Mr shoe uses vacation!

Again, Chris is nowhere to be found. You don't know where MrShoe is either.

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Protip: You are also allowed to heal the fort in addition to defending it.

Anak · 2015-07-23 16:08:48

MrShoe constructs a rival fort opposite to Benjaminsen's Fort.

Creature · 2015-07-23 16:12:43

I hire MLP ponies to heal Benjaminsen's fort and then I run away.

some woman · 2015-07-23 16:53:55

Anak wrote:

MrShoe constructs a rival fort opposite to Benjaminsen's Fort.

After 2 years in the works, MrShoe's grand new living place has finally been constructed! He guarantees it to be 100% better than Benjaminsen's "ruddy ol' fort" and urges people to finally respect him.

Pryn's Fort (because pryn sounds cooler than ridley and it's his actual last name)
50/100 HP
0 defense
0 shielding
No buffs
No debuffs

Creature wrote:

I hire MLP ponies to heal Benjaminsen's fort and then I run away.

Being creatures with flat hooves instead of hands, it would normally be impossible for the horses to reconstruct the fort if it weren't for the fact that friendship is magic. They reconstruct it for +15 HP.

Benjaminsen's Fort
55/100 HP
2 defense
0 shielding
No buffs
No debuffs

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Protip: If attacks are presumed to be too strong (such as Kubapolish and cooldude76's attacks) they will be made significantly less powerful.

cooldude76 · 2015-07-23 23:13:30

I would drop a nuke on Benjaminsen's Fort. That would surely destroy it for good.

Anak · 2015-07-23 23:17:53

Pryn's Fort studiously forms plans on fighting Benjaminsen's Fort

Kangxp · 2015-07-24 13:01:02

Using the power of gigantic sticky tape I rebuild some of the fallen parts of Benjaminsen's Fort.

kubapolish · 2015-07-24 13:09:07

i will use command /give kubapolish golden_apple 64 1 so i can gain 20 defense and 15+ attack and then i will attack creature with bucket of lava.

Kangxp · 2015-07-24 13:13:47

some man wrote:

You can only do one action at a time, though, so you can't defend two teammates at the same time or defend the fort and attack an enemy.

i think dat's 2 actions alr
EDIT: 555th post!

daneeko · 2015-07-24 14:35:57

i throw a massive wave of spikes at the fort

some woman · 2015-07-25 16:18:14

cooldude76 wrote:

I would drop a nuke on Benjaminsen's Fort. That would surely destroy it for good.

It's a dud! -5 3 HP

Benjaminsen's Fort
52/100 HP
2 defense
0 shielding
No buffs
No debuffs

Anak wrote:

Pryn's Fort studiously forms plans on fighting Benjaminsen's Fort

After days of carefully studying every single aspect of his plan and rewriting even the tiniest flaws, Plan A is finished:

Pryn's Fort
50/100 HP
0 defense
0 shielding
Buffs: Has a plan
No debuffs

Julian Ridley Pryn
In his fort.
Buffs: The man with the plan
No debuffs
Other statistics unknown.

Kangxp wrote:

Using the power of gigantic sticky tape I rebuild some of the fallen parts of Benjaminsen's Fort.

+10 HP.

Benjaminsen's Fort
62/100 HP
2 defense
0 shielding
No buffs
No debuffs

Kubapolish wrote:

i will use command /give kubapolish golden_apple 64 1 so i can gain 20 defense and 15+ attack and then i will attack creature with bucket of lava.

You can't perform two actions at once. Also, you can't choose how strong your action is.

Kangxp wrote:

EDIT: 555th post!

In celebration of Kangxp's 555th post, Benjaminsen's Fort hosts a fireworks display! Unfortunately, one of the fireworks fails to explode and lands on Pryn's Fort. -5 HP.

Pryn's Fort
45/100 HP
0 defense
0 shielding
Buffs: Has a plan
No debuffs

Daneeko wrote:

i throw a massive wave of spikes at the fort

You didn't specify which fort, so I'm going to assume you meant Benjaminsen's. -15 13 HP.

Benjaminsen's Fort
49/100 HP
2 defense
0 shielding
No buffs
No debuffs

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Weirdoverse · 2015-07-25 16:53:58

i heal all forts with 2 hp

Anak · 2015-07-25 16:59:06

Pryn adds some secret traps to his fort.

kubapolish · 2015-07-25 17:22:33

i eat defense potato

theoldinese · 2015-07-28 09:17:03

i get a superysuuupaaa gluu and stik al da peesis 2gever

lol

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