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Okay, so basically, there are two... ways to play this game. Attacking, and defending. Choose the one you want to do (and you may swap between the two, if you really want to), and do it!
ATTACKING
Post an attack, such as
1.
I slash the fort with my sword.
OR
2.
I SUMMON CHUCK NORIS AND HE WIPES OUT THE FORT COMPLETELY AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!11one
OR
3.
I curse the fort with poison, thus damaging it each turn.
and things similar to those. I will balance it if it is overpowered.
DEFENDING
Post a defence, such as
1.
I upgrade the fort's walls, giving it defence, so it takes less damage.
OR
2.
AHAHAHA I SUMMON CHUCK NORIS TO DEFEND THE FORT IT WILL NEVER DIE WAHAHAHA
Etcetera. I will balance them if too strong.
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Have fun, and be creative!
Oh, I forgot one last thing:
FORT STATS
Health: 100
Defence: 0
Buffs: NONE
Debuffs: NONE
Last edited by Hojaki (Dec 7 2012 4:31:45 am)
I drop a meteor on it, almost completely wiping out the fort.
10 years and still awkward. Keep it up, baby!
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I drop a meteor on your face, and rebuild the fort.
I strap a thousand sticks of C4 on the fort, and explode it.
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@someman -10 health
@edgeofglory123 +10 health
@someman -5 health
I add a basic shield. The attacks will have to defeat the shield first before it can attack the actual fort.
FORT STATS
Health: 95
Defence: 0
Shield: 10
Buffs:
Debuffs:
I break the shield, and set the fort on fire.
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I burn the fire with more fire.
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I burn the fire with even more fire. 1xd1
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[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k0BY0JNplLM[/youtube]
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I burn the fire with so much fire, the burned fire is absolutely burned.
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I burn the fort. With acid.
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I burn the fort with water.
DONT ASK
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I burn the fort with glass.
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I burn the fort with every materiel imaginable.
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Therefore the fort is GONE.
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@some man 5 dmg to shield
@awesomenessgood 5dmg to shield, shield destroyed
@some man Invalid.
@awesomessgood You add an acid eating debuff. -1 health to fort per turn
@some man You mix the water with the acid, so it is less concentrated -.5 health to fort per turn
@awesomenessgood Invalid! You cannot burn glass.
@some man Invalid. You create a paradox.
I rebuild the fort with stronger walls. +1 defense.
FORT STATS
Health: 94.5
Defense: 1
Shield: 1
Buffs:
Debuffs: Acid (.5 damage to health each turn)
I summon a dragon to attack the fort
I summon a force field with 25 dmg resistance. I also repair the fort and remove the debuffs. I station workers making strength improvements inside the castle.
I throw repetitive kicks and punches at the force field.
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I disable the turret, making it unable to attack.
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I hire a doctor and a dentist to heal anybody's injuries from working on castle repairs.
I hire an army that causes 5 damage to the castle/force field every three posts.
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I build stone defenses outside the fort, effectively doubling its max HP.
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