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#26 Before February 2015

Cola1
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From: We will meet again as stars
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Your mommas so fat that every step she takes shakes the world. //forums.everybodyedits.com/img/smilies/tongue:P:P:P:P:P


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#27 Before February 2015

I Like This Game2
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Your mum's so fat that when she goes into Macdonalds, they ask her what she doesn't want.

I went for a 10mile run yesterday, 2laps arround your mum.

#28 Before February 2015

Flare
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Your mom's so English, she uses 'mum' instead of 'mom'.

YAY SOMEWHAT RACIST JOKE

#29 Before February 2015

I Like This Game2
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W00t! I come from a country that never gets offended by raceism! //forums.everybodyedits.com/img/smilies/smile

#30 Before February 2015

Flare
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Your mom's so ugly, everyone that sees her turns into stone.

#31 Before February 2015

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Your mum's so thick, she sold her car for petrol (gas) money!

#32 Before February 2015

Flare
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I really hope thick means stupid and not fat. English terminology confuses me.

Your mom's so ugly, she doesn't need a bug repellent or a human repellent.

#33 Before February 2015

I Like This Game2
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Flare wrote:

I really hope thick means stupid and not fat. English terminology confuses me.

Yes, thick means stupid.

#34 Before February 2015

Flare
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I Like This Game2 wrote:
Flare wrote:

I really hope thick means stupid and not fat. English terminology confuses me.

Yes, thick means stupid.

K, then. :3

Yo momma's so dumb; she thinks she can win in an ugly contest against Brittney Spears!

- zinger; double joke -

#35 Before February 2015

I Like This Game2
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Your mum's so ugly she can win an ugly contest against Brittney Spears!

Your mum's so fat, she makes Peter Kay look skinney!

#36 Before February 2015

Flare
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Your mom's so fat, whenever she manages to take even one step, everyone yells EAAAAARRRTHHHHQUUUUAAAKKKKEEEE!

#37 Before February 2015

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Your mum's so thick, she tells you, "your mum" jokes!

#38 Before February 2015

Xpo20
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Lol, I thought this topic turned dead.

#39 Before February 2015

Flare
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This topic never really caught on with the whole competition thing; it's too complicated to be in Forum Games. Now it's just a your momma battle. Speaking of which;

Your momma is SO FAT, that whenever she moves to a new house; the doorway needs to be the size of Neptune!

#40 Before February 2015

I Like This Game2
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Your mum's so fat, that she got kicked out of the massive shopping center for takeing up all the room.

#41 Before February 2015

Flare
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Your mom's so ugly, she can only live in a JUNKYARD where she blends in with everything; or else she gets banned from the area she lives in.

#42 Before February 2015

I Like This Game2
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Your mum's actually your dad!

#43 Before February 2015

Flare
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My dad left me when I was two. ;-; I know it's a joke off thread, but still.

Your mom's so dumb, she didn't know there was a rapist in Lincoln Park. For reals.

#44 Before February 2015

LuigiMadness71
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What do you call an albino kangaroo??

A giant rabbit!!!

#45 Before February 2015

Gamer1120
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Joined: 2015-12-29
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1. Peter and Petra are walking over the street. Peter says: Can I walk in the middle?
2. Lol and Lolz are walking over the street. Lol says: Can I walk in the middle?
3. Somebody and Nobody are walking over the street. Somebody says: Can I walk in the middle?

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