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yes?
or no?

explain yr stance

it was a beautiful day.
the brick roads gleamed harshly in the sun (in my level)
a yawning cat stretched lazily to the rithms of the music note melody (in level too)
my fingers, clicking, percussive echoes on the keyboard getnly accompaning the heartbeat, the sole of the ypung prodigy creator. (me)
the sun was out, fading in the last hints of daylight, cAsting warm shadows acess the bedside table at my side.  (irl, not ee)
that feeling when there is no anguish to loosen this calm repose
no flies to swat at - if there was so, hell, you'd wish them well along their day.
no math homework, quadratik formulas, there sharpened corners, vile arithmetic singeing the corners of this feeling
it was the beautiful day. the kind you remember, 40 years in the future, when you perhaps think of the word, 'tranquility.'

i was in my empty wip map, making a third line of hook jump minis when somebody entered

i put the finishing tuches and zoomed o'er to the spawn to see him - or it -
the wierd thing tho was that this.
it was a strange smiley, smiling with hyperrealistic bloody eyes,
kinda scary, but i just assumed that benhaminsen updated e.e. .
but there was something rong.
he - or it - had no name.
i was like "wtf? irl and in game."
awave of cold chilled me skin.
but i relaxed myself, we are in a secular wolrd! no gods, no masters!
(if demons existsed others wouldve been already seen them.)

he - or it - stood there silently, chillingly. then he - or it - was off.
he - or it - began doing my minis, at un unGodly pace.
he - or it - was obliterating my hookjumps like a pro.
this was no ordinary user. it was..
a pro.

within millisecond it got to the end, where the map came to a gaping void of uncertainty.
it was wip, after all.
it, after severl seconds, watched me, seeming displeased.
it finally spoke. in zalgo font.

m̵o̴re ̴m̴i̴n̵i̴s̵

this thing. it was pro. it meant business.
the fact that it went through the effort of going to zalgo font generator website,
i knew it was serious.

i tried to please it.
after making a dot maze, it finished it immediately.
i made another obby, one with gravity arrows pointing inward and u have to fly to the top.
i dont know what its called, it's probably on kirbys video but i didnt watch that yet.
in finished it within 5 minutes.
its face change. it wasnt smiling anymore. it was frowning.

m̵o̴re ̴m̴i̴n̵i̴s̵

i tried my best. my mom even brought my dinner to my computer because i tol her i had to do this.
(i wondered if her permissive parenting style would affect me, prevent me from learning valuable life skills.)

m̵o̴re ̴m̴i̴n̵i̴s̵

i couldnt keep up.

m̵o̴re ̴m̴i̴n̵i̴s̵

it's visage expressed extreme discontent.
the blood from its eyes started leaking, washing over the hole map.

m̵o̴re ̴m̴i̴n̵i̴s̵

i told it i couldnt make more. i was sweating from exhaustion irl, as well as shown on my smiley.

m̵o̴re ̴m̴i̴n̵i̴s̵
m̵o̴re ̴m̴i̴n̵i̴s̵
m̵o̴re ̴m̴i̴n̵i̴s̵

its face.
i cant describe it.
even 20 yrs later, today, in my office desk working the rat race at bank of montreal (branch supervision administrator),
i still see it.
those dark, cold, eyes.

a coin scribble appeared on my map.

WTF????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????

whomst? whomst edited?
it cant be him. i didnnt give out  da code.

a line of christmas trees tore a hook into garbled, tortured residuals.

who? it cant be him.

the entire map exploded in light. (i went blind for two days. (after events below) )

a mass of colours, every frequency of the visible spectrum. even colours not on the visible spectrum. those burnt my eyesmore.

it was all troled.

it was still there, still in that same place, still making that swful face.

then it left.

and there was nothing left.

To this day, I still don't know who - or what - trolled my map.

pros:
- something to do with money
- own your own smiley, therefore it's worth $1000
- earth dies a few seconds faster, we can get on with it

cons:
- it's a law that NFT collectible art has to be genuinely repulsive to look at, so there needs to be an intentional downgrade in aesthetic
- $1000 smiley actually converts to -$2.00 USD