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Basically, this will be a cyoa. Up to five posts per image.
You wake up in a house, with no memory how, when, or why you got here. In fact, the only thing you can remember is that your name is Guest-1.
You suggest escaping the house.
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You can just say "Go up stairs." Also, you can do multiple things at once in a command ("Check your inventory, smash the window, and jump out.")
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Go up stairs
Check your inventory
Smash the window
Jump Out
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Go up stairs
Check your inventory
You go upstairs, and check your inventory. It seems you have a shovel and a rope. Not much help.
Smash the window
Jump Out
It's an iHouse! It has no Windows!
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That minecraft inventory though, lol
Keep on diggin!
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Look for smiley treasure with shovel. :3
Looks like it's exploring time!
Keep on diggin!
Your shovel cuts easily through stone. You wish you had the o_0 smiley right now, but you're just a guest.
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Find diamond
Take Diamond
Get out digging
Find a village
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Find diamond
Take Diamond
Oh hey here it isAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Get out digging
Well, you're not actually digging right now, so I guess this counts.
"Hey bud, this is a guest-free zone. We'll need you to hand over that diamond."
Find a village
Well this is a village, right? A village without houses?
"I said, hand over that diamond! Do we have to take you down to get you to hand it over?"
You should probably hand over the block.
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Run very far
Find wood
Do a hut
Do a chest
Put diamond in chest
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Run very far
*smack*
Ouch.
"Son, we can do this the easy way or the hard way!"
Find wood
Do a hut
Nope, no wood here.
"Alright, looks like we're doing it the hard way!"
Do a chest
Wait a second, I think you might be on to something! All smileys have stomachs, right? So then they must have chests!
Put diamond in chest
"OUCH, MY SPLEEN!"
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Gets back to dig down...
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some man wrote:"OUCH, MY SPLEEN!"
I find it amusing that s/he's still smiling after getting hit by a sharp diamond.
I know, I'm sort of lazy.
Gets back to dig down...
"Get back here, we're not done with you yet!"
Nope, but you're done with them. You put the diamond in your inventory, AKA your apparently endless back pocket.
You feel two mystical auras. One is coming from your left, and another from the right.
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Go to left aura
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Jump up and whack the first person you see on the head (after you go ito the "aura")
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Go to left aura
Okay... Here we go!
Jump up and whack the first person you see on the head (after you go into the "aura")
Worth it.
"Sir, has Ruler given you permission to come into his castle? Let me see your pass, then."
Uh oh...
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Wrap the knight in your rope, steal any weapons he has, then run as far as you can (if you reach the castle, stop), while whacking anyone in the head with your shovel (or anything you got from the knight), whilst dragging the knight along .
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Following dragonranger commands
Take knight armor
Wear knight armor
Enter castle
Talk to king
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Wrap the knight in your rope, steal any weapons he has, then run as far as you can (if you reach the castle, stop), while whacking anyone in the head with your shovel (or anything you got from the knight), whilst dragging the knight along .
Should've brought that knife, eh?
I guess...
This is the pit of demise. 90% of people who attempt to cross it will die. Who knows, you might be that lucky 10%.
Take knight armor
Wear knight armor
Well, this will make your death look less really stupid!
Enter castle
Talk to king
Hey king, could I have a waffle and some popcorn, please?
The knight is facepalming offscreen.
You notice your ability to chat. It startles you a bit.
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Check Inventory (do we get the dirt we dig?)
Push the annoying knight into the pit of demise
Throw the rope to the otherside, and ropewalk or whatever its called to the other side
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Fixing dragonranger last command:
Put rope at X sign.
Throws rope to other side
Walk in.
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Check Inventory (do we get the dirt we dig?)
Well, you've got a bunch of powder.
Push the annoying knight into the pit of demise
Finally, that noob is gone! He doesn't seem to believe that you are awesome enough to cross the pit.
Throw the rope to the otherside, and ropewalk or whatever its called to the other side
You tie one end of the rope to the signpost, and you lasso the other end onto the ghost smiley. It doesn't make sense how the rope makes contact with it, really.
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Order ghost to reach other side
Walk into rope
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