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One time i bought a tub of icecream but didn't have a spoon for it. They were selling packs of 20 plastic spoons for a dollar, but I only wanted one spoon, so I broke open a pack, put a spoon in my pocket, and walked out. They never suspected a thing
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sad right??
This is a serious thread.
Stop being such a needy nihilist and go grumble elsewhere
existing
sad right??
you know technically this is not a joke lmao
anyway
throwing things outside the window when i was 5 and it nearly hit someone
uhh... first, are you a cop?
no
i stole a lego ninjago figure from a store once
ok guess i'll share this
when i was 8 i stole something from somewhere where they help disabled people
i gave it back after 2 years as a donation
uhh this is a story i never thought id tell but
when i was around 10 or smtn like that, i got into an argument with a girl who was about my age, which ended up becoming a straight up fight. i managed to grab her by the hands, then i started spinning and i throwed her straight into a bench. she ran home crying, and i ran home because i didnt want her to bring her older brother out to beat me up in return.
the details are a bit hazy since i was a just dumb 10 year old boy, but i remember not really getting punished for doing it. my parents and friends never found out and her big brother never came out to teach me a lesson. she and i began avoiding each other from that day on out of mutual fear. she moved to a new apartment a couple of months later, but i think it was something completely unrelated.
so yeah, thats about it
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i stole like 20p from my older brother when I was 7 and I was scared that he'd find out
EDIT: oh god my nickname
Alright, I'll share my bad story, and its really bad.
I was a 4th grader at the elementary, the school was big and huge and is filled with alot of bad children. And that's actually the moment where I start getting attracted to girls. Especially smart ones.
One time, It was 4:00pm after school, me and my classmates were playing tag. When I was tagged, I started chasing the girl I liked. I was constantly chasing 3 girls into the soccer field, and ofc, its an open area.
When I was about to tag the girl I liked, I jumped on her. The girl and I fell into the ground. I grabbed both of her hands and placed them on both sides. And then, I tried to kiss her in the mouth.
The two other girls saw me and they stole my shoes just to stop me. For some reason I couldn't stop even tho they're kept on hitting me with my shoes. After I kept on failing so much. I stopped and ran away.
The next day, the 3 girls never spoke or even talked to me and then they started spreading it to my classmates and kept it silent to my teacher. And then, my classmates started to avoid me. I became alone and isolated about my mistakes, I was never forgiven.
jaywalking and stealing those colourful plastic size tags they put on coathangers
Most of the other answers as of right now are about O.J. Simpson, and while I agree that the case did not go the way it should have it was nowhere near the worst.
I would say the absolute worst would be the case of Pedro Alonso Lopez. Lopez was a Colombian serial rapist/killer that targeted young girls between the ages 9–12. He would kidnap his victims, rape them, and kill them, burying their bodies in shallow graves.
I touched a 15 year olds shoulder
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