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from your childhood. i'll start off with mine.
when i was about 6, my dad took me to mcdonalds. all was fine at first, until after i got back from the ballpit, looked down at the tray and my fries where gone. i looked at him with a sad face and he apologized. then he asked me if i would like a sundae cone to make up for his fri theft. so i said okay, so we got up and walked over to the counter.
there the employee at the cash register was a blonde haired woman who had her hair pin up in a bun under her cap and looked to be in her late 20's. and she started flirting with my father. (now those of you who don't know? my dad at the time was in his late 30's and was about 6 foot 3, looked like a chubby, western cowboy. and even though he wasn't broke, he enjoyed driving around in a beater pickup truck.)
well he didn't really respond to her flirting and instead just asked for 2 sundae cones. 1 small vanilla and 1 large chocolate. well she said in a flirty voice, 'coming right up!' well when she turned around, she handed me a small chocolate cone, while she gave my dad the large vanilla. and i started crying saying things like 'i don't like chocolate.' and he just looked at her like, really? mean while she is still trying to flirt with him, asking him if there was anything else? he just told her no and took my hand and started walking me out of there.
on the way back to the car he asked me to just eat it. so i stopped yelled out, nooooooooo! then turned to towards the restaurant and hurled at the yellow painted M on the window. well it bounce off the window and landed behind the bush. he just looked at me and shook his head then he picked me up and carried me the rest of the way.
btw, the funniest/ones i find most interesting i will give a woot too.
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instead of singing happy birthday, I yelled it at the top of my lungs. No response whatsoever from my mom.
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If I had done anything like OP as a kid I would still remember the **** whoopin, so I guess there’s nothing notable.
One bot to rule them all, one bot to find them. One bot to bring them all... and with this cliché blind them.
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If I had done anything like OP as a kid I would still remember the **** whoopin, so I guess there’s nothing notable.
Sucks to be you then.
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my dad used to be kinda homophobic when i was kid
one of the most "jokes" he used to tell me is that every barber was gay
one day he took me to a barber for a haircut
at some point while the barber was doing the haircut, i said out loud:
"my dad told me you are gay"
my dad got so embarrassed and started saying: "no no not him"
the barber looked up straight in my dad eyes and said: "no problem, not the first time i hear it"
after we went to home, my dad told me that not everything i hear at home i can say to strangers
he never took me to that barber again
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Nothing, i was an angelic child.
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I was born.
Don't ask me what I'm doing, I don't even know what I'm doing.
~BeepnBoop
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be in my moms body when i was unborn and when mmy dad was filming my mom wiht her big **** body sitting on a chair feeling the pain i was like oh my gosh was that me in there?!
thanks hg for making this much better and ty for my avatar aswell
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be in my moms body when i was unborn and when mmy dad was filming my mom wiht her big **** body sitting on a chair feeling the pain i was like oh my gosh was that me in there?!
this qualifies under the category of tmi
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TMI?
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TMI?
GOOGLE IT!
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peace wrote:TMI?
GOOGLE IT!
shut up
peace, it means "tell more information"
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frostflare wrote:peace wrote:TMI?
GOOGLE IT!
shut up
peace, it means "tell more information"
Can confirm. ?
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shut up
peace, it means "tell more information"
Can confirm. ?
i am only going to say this once to you two. either stick to the topic of this thread or don't post at all. because i'm not putting up with it.
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eleizibeth wrote:shut up
peace, it means "tell more information"
NorwegianboyEE wrote:Can confirm. ?
i am only going to say this once to you two. either stick to the topic of this thread or don't post at all. because i'm not putting up with it.
Oh stop being such a little brat. You’re all grown up now. Show some maturity.
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eleizibeth wrote:shut up
peace, it means "tell more information"
NorwegianboyEE wrote:Can confirm. ?
i am only going to say this once to you two. either stick to the topic of this thread or don't post at all. because i'm not putting up with it.
i was just answering its question
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frostflare wrote:eleizibeth wrote:shut up
peace, it means "tell more information"
NorwegianboyEE wrote:Can confirm. ?
i am only going to say this once to you two. either stick to the topic of this thread or don't post at all. because i'm not putting up with it.
i was just answering its question
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wow thats pretty rude and oppressive of you
might as well go and get stuck in that bbq sauce mini in snagsanga quest
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peace wrote:be in my moms body when i was unborn and when mmy dad was filming my mom wiht her big **** body sitting on a chair feeling the pain i was like oh my gosh was that me in there?!
this qualifies under the category of tmi
i dont kno whow to futher explain it
thanks hg for making this much better and ty for my avatar aswell
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frostflare wrote:peace wrote:be in my moms body when i was unborn and when mmy dad was filming my mom wiht her big **** body sitting on a chair feeling the pain i was like oh my gosh was that me in there?!
this qualifies under the category of tmi
i dont kno whow to futher explain it
you obviously miss the whole point of this thread. and if you didn't, then i honestly don't know. (i don't speak gibberish.) the only clear parts of your posts are 'be in my mom's body when i was unborn', and something about them being in pain? followed by you saying 'oh my gosh was that me in there? what on earth are you trying to imply? then you wonder why i said tmi. (too much information)
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if this translator is right i mean those woe's a woman get at the end of her pergnancy
thanks hg for making this much better and ty for my avatar aswell
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Let’s keep the funposting to a minimum in here.
One bot to rule them all, one bot to find them. One bot to bring them all... and with this cliché blind them.
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Let’s keep the funposting to a minimum in here.
I thought you gave up your forum duties?
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Swearing at Parents at the age of 6
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