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Pqwerty

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Re: NEW Fortunately Unfortunately

Unfortunately, you spent all your money on a new laptop, so you can't afford to buy Minecraft.

St1ckS4m(EE)

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From: Not there nor there, but there

Joined: 2017-12-28

Posts: 459

Re: NEW Fortunately Unfortunately

Fortunately, the government paid you enough money to be able to purchase Minecraft.

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Filip2005

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From: Braxis

Joined: 2017-07-17

Posts: 366

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Re: NEW Fortunately Unfortunately

Unfortunately, it all has to go to charity.

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I am Filip and I like women.

Pqwerty

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From: 'Murica

Joined: 2015-10-09

Posts: 2,078

Re: NEW Fortunately Unfortunately

Fortunately, it's a charity that gives out free Minecrafts to all the little boys and girls who can't afford a Minecraft on their thousand-dollar laptops.

peace

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From: admin land

Joined: 2015-08-10

Posts: 9,226

Re: NEW Fortunately Unfortunately

unfortunaly these CONTENT WARNING**** are not getting any money cause if they can buy a laptop they can buy minecraft for less then $20

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St1ckS4m(EE)

Formerly Sticksam

From: Not there nor there, but there

Joined: 2017-12-28

Posts: 459

Re: NEW Fortunately Unfortunately

Fortunately, you work for Mojang to help them earn BIG money.

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"𝓗𝓘𝓖𝓗 𝓠𝓤𝓐𝓛𝓘𝓣𝓨" non-animated signature.

You know this eagle ain't lying when he can smell things miles away from him, all thanks to his super powerful sense of smell. (Idc if this image doesn't fit, lol.)
Idk what my profile icon is supposed to be, lol. Activeness: Infrequent ¯\_(º_o)_/¯
Boring fact: Used to have a 709+ daystreak, but lost it due to my memory error...and then eventually lost my 263+ daystreak, also due to my memory error. (Was I sane at that time...?)
Fun fact: If you happen to see my username or Sticksam on Twitter/x or on other sites, that's actually a different person, NOT me. I never use Twitter/x. I just wanted to clear up the confusion a bit for those who are not aware of this, lol.
I honestly know little to nothing about them when I first saw those names on the internet. XD (Might have to give myself a bit of a different nickname at some point in the future.)

peace

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From: admin land

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Posts: 9,226

Re: NEW Fortunately Unfortunately

unfortunaly i wish i wokred for mojang to get a few % of thier money bu i dont

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St1ckS4m(EE)

Formerly Sticksam

From: Not there nor there, but there

Joined: 2017-12-28

Posts: 459

Re: NEW Fortunately Unfortunately

Fortunately, you became popular.

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"𝓗𝓘𝓖𝓗 𝓠𝓤𝓐𝓛𝓘𝓣𝓨" non-animated signature.

You know this eagle ain't lying when he can smell things miles away from him, all thanks to his super powerful sense of smell. (Idc if this image doesn't fit, lol.)
Idk what my profile icon is supposed to be, lol. Activeness: Infrequent ¯\_(º_o)_/¯
Boring fact: Used to have a 709+ daystreak, but lost it due to my memory error...and then eventually lost my 263+ daystreak, also due to my memory error. (Was I sane at that time...?)
Fun fact: If you happen to see my username or Sticksam on Twitter/x or on other sites, that's actually a different person, NOT me. I never use Twitter/x. I just wanted to clear up the confusion a bit for those who are not aware of this, lol.
I honestly know little to nothing about them when I first saw those names on the internet. XD (Might have to give myself a bit of a different nickname at some point in the future.)

Pqwerty

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From: 'Murica

Joined: 2015-10-09

Posts: 2,078

Re: NEW Fortunately Unfortunately

Unfortunately, popularity isn't everything. You feel sort of empty inside and that there's more to life than just being liked.

St1ckS4m(EE)

Formerly Sticksam

From: Not there nor there, but there

Joined: 2017-12-28

Posts: 459

Re: NEW Fortunately Unfortunately

Fortunately, today was your lucky day. You see someone revive this topic.

▼Heh.

(I could've edited my last post, but I was too late and it wouldn't let me do it. I would've put something unfortunate in the post before this topic died.)

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"𝓗𝓘𝓖𝓗 𝓠𝓤𝓐𝓛𝓘𝓣𝓨" non-animated signature.

You know this eagle ain't lying when he can smell things miles away from him, all thanks to his super powerful sense of smell. (Idc if this image doesn't fit, lol.)
Idk what my profile icon is supposed to be, lol. Activeness: Infrequent ¯\_(º_o)_/¯
Boring fact: Used to have a 709+ daystreak, but lost it due to my memory error...and then eventually lost my 263+ daystreak, also due to my memory error. (Was I sane at that time...?)
Fun fact: If you happen to see my username or Sticksam on Twitter/x or on other sites, that's actually a different person, NOT me. I never use Twitter/x. I just wanted to clear up the confusion a bit for those who are not aware of this, lol.
I honestly know little to nothing about them when I first saw those names on the internet. XD (Might have to give myself a bit of a different nickname at some point in the future.)

peace

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From: admin land

Joined: 2015-08-10

Posts: 9,226

Re: NEW Fortunately Unfortunately

unfortunaly is gravdig and you get a warning/ban

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thanks hg for making this much better and ty for my avatar aswell

ILikeTofuuJoe

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From: Obvervable Universe

Joined: 2018-06-04

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Re: NEW Fortunately Unfortunately

Fortunately Peace made only two typos.

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~meow~
Posting Goal: 2000
#Joe Griffin

Thanks HG for the signature and avatar!!!

Pqwerty

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From: 'Murica

Joined: 2015-10-09

Posts: 2,078

Re: NEW Fortunately Unfortunately

Unfortunately, there's more punishment for you, even though you only have one typo.

KirbyKareem

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From: America

Joined: 2018-03-31

Posts: 465

Re: NEW Fortunately Unfortunately

unfortunately the fbi is knocking down his door

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Pqwerty

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From: 'Murica

Joined: 2015-10-09

Posts: 2,078

Re: NEW Fortunately Unfortunately

Fortunately, they are knocking down his door to recruit him as a linguist.

KirbyKareem

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From: America

Joined: 2018-03-31

Posts: 465

Re: NEW Fortunately Unfortunately

unfortunately, it is a trick to lock him or her in the fbi truck

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Pqwerty

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From: 'Murica

Joined: 2015-10-09

Posts: 2,078

Re: NEW Fortunately Unfortunately

Fortunately, they only have fbi wagons, so their plan to put him in a fbi truck fails.

KirbyKareem

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From: America

Joined: 2018-03-31

Posts: 465

Re: NEW Fortunately Unfortunately

unfortunately, he is disabled.

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peace

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From: admin land

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Re: NEW Fortunately Unfortunately

fortunaly he isnt

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Pqwerty

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From: 'Murica

Joined: 2015-10-09

Posts: 2,078

Re: NEW Fortunately Unfortunately

Unfortunately, the KGB kidnaps him before the fbi can make it inside.

They put him in a cell that looks exactly like his house, but there's no one around.

He wakes up in his bed, but his room has been rearranged.

He goes to grab a cup of coffee, but it's a different brand than normal. He looks in his cabinets for his brand, but they're all the other brand. Maybe he had bought the wrong brand. Maybe he always bought this brand.

"Where is everyone? Where is my brand?" He asks.

St1ckS4m(EE)

Formerly Sticksam

From: Not there nor there, but there

Joined: 2017-12-28

Posts: 459

Re: NEW Fortunately Unfortunately

Fortunately, it was all a bad dream, so you wake up and do your daily routines as usual.

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"𝓗𝓘𝓖𝓗 𝓠𝓤𝓐𝓛𝓘𝓣𝓨" non-animated signature.

You know this eagle ain't lying when he can smell things miles away from him, all thanks to his super powerful sense of smell. (Idc if this image doesn't fit, lol.)
Idk what my profile icon is supposed to be, lol. Activeness: Infrequent ¯\_(º_o)_/¯
Boring fact: Used to have a 709+ daystreak, but lost it due to my memory error...and then eventually lost my 263+ daystreak, also due to my memory error. (Was I sane at that time...?)
Fun fact: If you happen to see my username or Sticksam on Twitter/x or on other sites, that's actually a different person, NOT me. I never use Twitter/x. I just wanted to clear up the confusion a bit for those who are not aware of this, lol.
I honestly know little to nothing about them when I first saw those names on the internet. XD (Might have to give myself a bit of a different nickname at some point in the future.)

Pqwerty

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From: 'Murica

Joined: 2015-10-09

Posts: 2,078

Re: NEW Fortunately Unfortunately

Unfortunately, someone found a genie in a lamp, and one of her wishes was "Iw wunt eberyonez dreemz 2 com tru". So, your dream comes true. You are in jail. Bob the boa is chasing after you. The KGB switched your coffee. A time gnome threw your wake-up bottom off a cliff. You're drowning. You're in the hospital. Trump, your boss, tells you that if he gets impeached, he's taking you down with him. A train is coming for you.

peace

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From: admin land

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Posts: 9,226

Re: NEW Fortunately Unfortunately

fortunaly instea dof letting the dream come true he wished to throw away the wake up button in and endless pit to make sure it wont be ativated by acccident but unfortuanly for him just right 0.000000001 sec before the train hits you th ebutton ggets samsehd to something spike that is pointing out and its pressed! you wake up wiht the train soudns in your ears check aroudn and see your room si switched back to normal you want to make sure and see your old brand coffee is there you take a cup

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Pqwerty

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From: 'Murica

Joined: 2015-10-09

Posts: 2,078

Re: NEW Fortunately Unfortunately

unfortunately I didn't comprehend

St1ckS4m(EE)

Formerly Sticksam

From: Not there nor there, but there

Joined: 2017-12-28

Posts: 459

Re: NEW Fortunately Unfortunately

Fortunately, you decided to go swimming at the beach.
(Now to wait for the "drowning" gags. >:D)

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"𝓗𝓘𝓖𝓗 𝓠𝓤𝓐𝓛𝓘𝓣𝓨" non-animated signature.

You know this eagle ain't lying when he can smell things miles away from him, all thanks to his super powerful sense of smell. (Idc if this image doesn't fit, lol.)
Idk what my profile icon is supposed to be, lol. Activeness: Infrequent ¯\_(º_o)_/¯
Boring fact: Used to have a 709+ daystreak, but lost it due to my memory error...and then eventually lost my 263+ daystreak, also due to my memory error. (Was I sane at that time...?)
Fun fact: If you happen to see my username or Sticksam on Twitter/x or on other sites, that's actually a different person, NOT me. I never use Twitter/x. I just wanted to clear up the confusion a bit for those who are not aware of this, lol.
I honestly know little to nothing about them when I first saw those names on the internet. XD (Might have to give myself a bit of a different nickname at some point in the future.)