Do you think I could just leave this part blank and it'd be okay? We're just going to replace the whole thing with a header image anyway, right?
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Oh you got us there you silly billy. Had us all bamboozled, but it was a joke all along! xD xD xD
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This is peak of comedy. From now on every joke will be absolute garbage because you made this and the standards of comedy have been set to a nigh impossible level. I truly hope you win a Nobel Prize. Not just one, but all of them. For Eternity. Yes, I am aware no such thing as a ‘Nobel Prize of Comedy’ exists. However, that does not matter as this joke has single handedly united mankind. I think I can speak for everyone when I say that everyone, yes even women and people with no ****, came as soon as they saw this joke. I was thinking that we should probably make you the dictator by de facto on every nation of earth. I truly do hope that you have sex with really hot women as that is your rightful place as the king of comedy.
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This is peak of comedy. From now on every joke will be absolute garbage because you made this and the standards of comedy have been set to a nigh impossible level. I truly hope you win a Nobel Prize. Not just one, but all of them. For Eternity. Yes, I am aware no such thing as a ‘Nobel Prize of Comedy’ exists. However, that does not matter as this joke has single handedly united mankind. I think I can speak for everyone when I say that everyone, yes even women and people with no ****, came as soon as they saw this joke. I was thinking that we should probably make you the dictator by de facto on every nation of earth. I truly do hope that you have sex with really hot women as that is your rightful place as the king of comedy.
You wrote that yourself? wow congrats dude, really, that's very cool. i just told everyone in my family about it, everybody thinks that's very impressive and asked me to congratulate you. they want to speak to you in person, if possible, to give you their regards. they also said they will tell our distant relatives in christmas supper and in NYE they will ignite fireworks that spell your name. i also told about this enormous deed to closer relatives, they had the same reaction. they asked for your address so they can send congratulatory cards and messages. my friends didn't believe me when i told them i knew the author of this gigantic feat, really, they were dumbstruck, they said they will make your name echo through years and years to come. when my neighbour found out about what you did, he was completely dumbstruck too, he wanted to know who you are and he asked (if you have the time, of course) if you could stop by to receive gifts, congratulations and handshakes. with the spreading of the news, a powerful businessman of the area decided to hire you as the CEO of his company because of this tremendous feat and at the same time an important international shareholder wants to sponsor you to give speeches and teach everybody how to do as you did so the world becomes a better place. you have become famous not only here but also everywhere, everybody knows who you are. the news spread really fast and mayors of all cities are setting up porticos, ballons, colossal boom speakers, anything that can make your name stand out more and see which city can congratulate you the hardest for this magnificent feat.
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*u stinky*
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TaskManager wrote:helo i want to talk to the CEO of jokes
Hello, yes, I am the CEO of Jokes(tm), how can I help you?
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I would like to file a complaint.
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Could we get a non-post worthy thread for posts that don't deserve to be made in threads on this forum?
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