Do you think I could just leave this part blank and it'd be okay? We're just going to replace the whole thing with a header image anyway, right?
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EEU now have patreon API where everyone will be required to pay $2/month in order to play EEU, especially staff. (PatreonAPI.dll)
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it is now 2019-01-12
Promise more than you know you can deliver to appease the masses.
Then take a 3 day break to stretch your toes.
Tell staff to work hard while you pretend like you do something important.
you now claim EEU is releasing februrary 1st
same55 leaves
insecure-robot leaves
qusha leaves
they don't want to be overworked
you take a 3 day break
it is now 2019-01-15
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assign them to help sqaurul1 fix the broken leg, they give tea and some of the good grandma cookies
you assign rukel to go to squaral1
they have to take a plane and they think you're stupid
people are starting to doubt your competence as an owner
it is now 2019-01-16
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Create a Minecraft server, reassign all staff to build nice looking houses
if this decision gets known you'll only have harmany to root for you
in their words, "i jlveo errly 2109"
at the end of the day, they finish and these are what their houses look like
people are really confused at where the fudge your head's at
it is now 2019-01-17
create a blockminer room, reassign all staff to the salt mines
squaral1 leaves
bitlist and rukeL get 133742069 salt after today
the Comunity is fully hyped, they are going to overhype early 2019
it is now 2019-01-18
make bitlist do EEU vlog about changing "load.png"'s ID codding from string to number
well that's not what bitlist meant when he vlogged but sure i'll go along with how you phrased it, so he does it and here's vlog script
you haven't reassigned your staff to work on early 2019 so it's not going anywhere for now
it is now 2019-01-19
i (the owner of eeu) have now commit multiple counts of vehicular manslaughter and arson and am now going to jail for 13 years.
it was fun
so ownership transfers like this:
thankfully you have a minecraft hack client so you're always the protaganist of the story
now it's time to start anew and not be a bad owner!
it is now 2019-01-20
Some magical force hires me and adds the hyper-realistic Cat Smiley and everyone loves the design because cats are cute (Let's be real)
what in the actual frick is this on my christian minecraft server
everyone loves it and now your entire community consists of purely furries and weebs
it is now 2019-01-21
EEU now have patreon API where everyone will be required to pay $2/month in order to play EEU, especially staff. (PatreonAPI.dll)
you discuss the plans with staff
they ask if you have a mental disorder
nobody agrees to make it so it never gets made and you don't know how to code
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they ask if you have a mental disorder
nobody agrees to make it so it never gets made and you don't know how to code
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qusha leaves
aw darn, launch free staff applications for ee freely
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reasign people to work from salt mines to everybody edits
tell bitlist to do the physics
tell rukeL to do the world loading
tell Baleb0 (or how will you name him) to do EEO
Thanks to Nikko99 for signature
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1. ninjasupeatsninjauniverse ports Ninjabot 2.0.3[debug] (and only that version) to EEU, and it's so popular that every single betatester of the early alpha, alpha, closed beta, etc. tests the digbot
2. add blocks and smileys from https://forums.everybodyedits.com/viewt … p?id=46000
3. add the retro theme from https://forums.everybodyedits.com/viewt … 41#p754741
4. add the Consolas font (all files from the latest Consolas build at https://typedesign.netlify.com/consolas.html)
I'm known as "haslo" in EE. Also, I refuse to play EEU.
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manually finish the last work unit for eeo and record a quick video showing it off
I'm known as "haslo" in EE. Also, I refuse to play EEU.
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Add the EEU brick font from https://forums.everybodyedits.com/viewt … 16#p757816. We are moving on from using bitmap textures to using fonts to represent the blocks, so that the graphics are fully scalable. Therefore EEO (the GUI of EEU) will have to be restructured to handle fonts for graphics, the new project being named EEO scalable.
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Add Comic Sans MS font as default font for the game
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Add Comic Sans MS font as default font for the game
Added a setting to set the default font. Normally it is set to Consolas from the included font files, but it can also be set to any system font. This setting is successfully set to "Comic Sans MS" on the account named "mikelolsuperman".
Font textures should be worked on!
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i hired a police which is very good at finding hackers and can find any hacker that makes a breach in EEU and punish him so whenever somethign happens we can ask him to find th ebig hacker(s) yay safe EEU
thanks hg for making this much better and ty for my avatar aswell
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Textures for the TrueType bricks are done.
As the first TrueType block pack is complete, this motivated development of EEO scalable, which extends EEO, overriding the former bitmap renderer and adjusting the font size of the text as well.
Here is a prototype screenshot. It shows a resolution of 1200×900, chosen to be the resolution where the blocks are 24×24, which is the 100% zoom.
Here is another prototype screenshot. It shows a resolution of 640×480. Note how scalable the interface is. Also note that currently the block sizes are rounded to an integer amount of pixels, and the zoom levels are rounded to an integer amount of percent because the precision is enough for all integer block sizes.
The text size is controlled by a separate text zoom option in the settings, not shown in the screenshots.
So, the overall progress of EEU is now:
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the game? ban thegame.
the game? ban thegame.
User "thegame" successfully banned from EEU for 24 hours. Hopefully "thegame" was the hacker that introduced the infamous "Data Breach 2". If he/she is, it's a permaban for him/her!
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I, Caleb101, grave dig the data files for Everybody Edits Universe and adds , hoping that Pior, the original creator of Everybody Edits Universe, doesn't find out.
Someone when they know something bad is going to happen and interrupt it: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ewdp7p9dhdg
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forget it all release eeu in this beta state for one day and pull it after just 1 day
cringe ^
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I, Caleb101, grave dig the data files for Everybody Edits Universe and adds https://vignette.wikia.nocookie.net/pok … 0707223531, hoping that Pior, the original creator of Everybody Edits Universe, doesn't find out.
Nope, technology is much better than you think, and Pior immediately found out and deleted that cursed image. We don't live in a world where EE has Pokemon in it, so why would EEU either?
forget it all release eeu in this beta state for one day and pull it after just 1 day
Everyone complained about how incomplete it is. World loading fails because the world loading engine is incomplete, and player spawning fails because the physics engine is incomplete.
Consolas 9.0 got an update that renamed the font to DMCA Sans Serif. The font files are replaced with the latest version of DMCA Sans Serif, and EEO is also updated so that it reads the correct font files of DMCA Sans Serif. The development of EEO scalable continues.
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Bitlist and rukeL didn't done anything for a month,
maybe because in the my earlier post i shuffled thier work (i made bitlist making what rukeL did, and vice versa)
so to make them work more easily i'll unshuffle thier work
tell bitlist to do the world loading, and don't pay him for doing nothing this month
tell rukeL to do the physics, and don't pay him for doing nothing this month
additionally tell bitlist to do a vlog about they're close to relase the game to alpha (even if its not truth)
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Some dude with shades leaked the roles for file editing and made it so if you try to say the N-Word, once you get to the 2nd G, this thing:
covers your whole screen, and once it finishes, the word gets deleted and you go back to the lobby.Someone when they know something bad is going to happen and interrupt it: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ewdp7p9dhdg
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Replace the geometry dash with an ee level
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Make it Pay to play
Done. However, because EEU is also open-source, and the license states that any modifications of the source code must be shared to Github with all rights reserved, and there's a very viral video of a very simple tutorial of how to remove the Pay to play system from EEU, people make millions of forks of EEU a day that remove the Pay to play system, the original EEU client has absolutely no players out of the seven billion people in the world and everyone plays the fork they made. And when EEU gets updated all of the forks become outdated and everyone makes new forks of the recent version of EEU as soon as possible and everyone plays them.
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*added world sizes up to 1K*1K an buyable wiht increments of 1 so there are enough possebility's
thanks hg for making this much better and ty for my avatar aswell
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