I practice the Voodoo

soniiiety · 2018-07-09 04:25:03

It has been a long time since, my first ritual. Way too long. There was this kid back then, that used to laugh at my face. Everyday, everyday was the same scenario. I had enough of his chit chat. His rudeness.

Man, oh man he regretted it.

20th of July, 2015. I came back home with a few bruises, words apparently, weren't enough anymore. He proceeded to stage 2. So did I.

It was time to proceed to, stage 2. I gathered up my courage and start chanting my prayers.
"අඳුරු ගැඹුරු කැලෑවල මම වල් ඩ්රම් අසා ඇත
මාගේ වේලාව පැමිණෙන තෙක් මගේ හදවත ඉක්මනින් ගිලිහී යනු ඇත
රැුකියා බලාගෙන ඉන්න වීඩෝ මාස්ටර්"

I went on and on, for hours, days even.

It was time to go back to school. I was excited, very excited. I truly wanted to see if the Voodoo God answered my prayers, long prayers.

School was abnormally silent this day. I took my seat, at my surprise I couldn't see the kid, was he missing? The teacher entered class and said he had an announcement to make.

"[#@$!%] is currently being hospitalized, no one knows what happened. If you have witnessed bullying, or anything else of the sort, please tell me about it. Right here, right now."

I was bluffed. Moral of the story: The voodoo god exists. All hail the Jungle. All hail Voodoo God.

Bimps, Pingohits, Slabdrill, Kkay, Raphe9000, Jorc, Onjit, PTU, Kikikan, rat, Luka504, Dencc, TaskManager

HeyNK · 2018-07-09 04:27:37

I thought you were a jehova's witness, what would jehova think of this

soniiiety · 2018-07-09 04:31:34

I am merely an anti-AK712 homo sapiens, the jungle gave me a reason to counter his beliefs with the Voodoo.

Bimps, Kkay, Raphe9000, Jorc, Onjit, Kikikan, rat, Dencc, TaskManager

Bimps · 2018-07-09 04:35:40

who hurt you

Enurp, Kkay, Raphe9000, Kikikan, rat, Luka504, Dencc

soniiiety · 2018-07-09 04:40:21

Bimps wrote:

who hurt you

I have grown into one fine practitioner of the jungle recipe. I am no longer the man you used to make fun of for your own entertainment. Tarzan is merely a bug compared to my Voodoo Technics. You do not need to worry Bimps. If anything, this bug is the one scared of my presence, now and for eternity.

Bimps, Pingohits, Raphe9000, Onjit, Kikikan, Slabdrill, rat, Dencc

Pingohits · 2018-07-09 04:56:41

Greetings, fellow Voodoo-sayer.

I hail from the land of Chaka-Ala'Sha, where matter meets the mind. Which province do you originate?

Kkay, mutantdevle, PTU, Kikikan, rat, Dencc

soniiiety · 2018-07-09 05:13:08

Greetings fellow jungle practitioner. I am from Chimanimani, a wild town in Zimbabwe.

Call me the Voodoo-Hermit, I for one, am the voodoo master and the ultimate savant of the Voodoo.

Bimps, Kkay, Raphe9000, Pingohits, Kikikan, rat, Dencc

Norwee · 2018-07-09 05:49:07

What?!
SONIIIETY is evolving!

CONGRATULATIONS!
Your SONIIIETY evolved into stage 2 puberty!

SONIIIETY wants to learn a new move: GRAMMAR.
But he cannot learn more than 4 moves at once.

Forget the move youthful innocence and learn GRAMMAR?
SONIIIETY forgot youthful innocence!
SONIIIETY learned GRAMMAR!

HeyNK, soniiiety, LukeM, Pingohits, PTU, Xfrogman43, Kikikan, Slabdrill, rat, Dencc, Kkay, drstereos

soniiiety · 2018-07-09 05:58:35

I am tired now, my voodoo is the best in this African tribe, but it runs out fast, maybe if you chant to the voodoo and msg my friend the second voodoo tribe member he can help me!

chant this"කයි චි චි චක්රා චක්ර වුළු වේවැය යුගය"

"Qi චක්රීය චක්රය වටා තරංගය"

Raphe9000

TaskManager · 2018-07-09 12:47:46

on a serious note what the hell happened to sonytv did someone hack his account
what the ****

peace, Raphe9000, Luka504, rat, Dencc, soniiiety

Jorc · 2018-07-09 13:07:49

TaskManager wrote:

on a serious note what the hell happened to sonytv did someone hack his account
what the ****

i think he sold ee account to someone else, sonytv cant learn english perfectly or he might used grammar corrector

Kikikan · 2018-07-09 17:32:37

This is the best topic I've seen in a while. Thank you, Soniiiety, but more importantly, thank you Voodoo God.

soniiiety

Raphe9000 · 2018-07-09 17:42:56

Kikikan wrote:

Thank you, Soniiiety, but more importantly, thank you Voodoo God.

I'm tempted to believe they are one in the same.

Kikikan, soniiiety

Anak · 2018-07-09 18:57:43

▼CONTENT WARNING

Offensive Ray, soniiiety

Luka504 · 2018-07-09 19:41:08

Holy **** **** where did this come from!?

Either you've:
A) tricked us for all these years into believing you were an inexperienced child
B) suddenly gotten miles better at grammar and post structure
C) gotten someone else to write this for you.

Like, you literally wrote this yesterday.

soniiiety wrote:

1 question when somone say"sounds like the 4th of july happened in there" what do they mean? and im not talking about event and if it is to do with that then what does it mean???
HMMmmmMMmMm?!!

what the ****

Offensive Ray, Slabdrill, Enurp, Kikikan, soniiiety

The Party Animal · 2018-07-09 21:39:59

Hello Infidels

Sqwairle · 2018-07-09 21:44:32

I'm driving the Voodoo

▼Hidden text

Jersa

TaskManager · 2018-07-09 21:59:54

Luka504 wrote:

Holy **** **** where did this come from!?
Either you've:
A) tricked us for all these years into believing you were an inexperienced child
B) suddenly gotten miles better at grammar and post structure
C) gotten someone else to write this for you.
Like, you literally wrote this yesterday.
soniiiety wrote:
1 question when somone say"sounds like the 4th of july happened in there" what do they mean? and im not talking about event and if it is to do with that then what does it mean???
HMMmmmMMmMm?!!
what the ****

>that moment when you're writing actual asterisks instead of swearing

soniiiety

ASDruska · 2018-07-09 23:46:11

TaskManager wrote:

Luka504 wrote:
Holy **** **** where did this come from!?
Either you've:
A) tricked us for all these years into believing you were an inexperienced child
B) suddenly gotten miles better at grammar and post structure
C) gotten someone else to write this for you.
Like, you literally wrote this yesterday.
soniiiety wrote:
1 question when somone say"sounds like the 4th of july happened in there" what do they mean? and im not talking about event and if it is to do with that then what does it mean???
HMMmmmMMmMm?!!
what the ****
>that moment when you're writing actual asterisks instead of swearing

oh my **** you **** **** **** **** you **** **** **** **** ******* *** ***** **** i just **** **** just ******* leave and dont come back
ill curse you with the power of africa ******

Luka504, soniiiety, rat, drstereos

N1KF · 2018-07-10 05:11:58

What happened here? Is somebody else using his account? This is funny, but I like soniiiety's posts better the way they were before. They were fun and weird, even if they sometimes took a lot of effort to read.

Soniiiety, thank you for the unique point of view only you can give to this community, and I hope you will have a chance to speak again with your friendlier, more innocent ways.

TaskManager, soniiiety

some woman · 2018-07-10 19:13:29

N1KF wrote:

What happened here? Is somebody else using his account?

Yeah, Kira was telling him what to type, according to what he said on BEDWAR.

soniiiety

soniiiety · 2018-07-11 08:18:56

N1KF wrote:

What happened here? Is somebody else using his account? This is funny, but I like soniiiety's posts better the way they were before. They were fun and weird, even if they sometimes took a lot of effort to read.
Soniiiety, thank you for the unique point of view only you can give to this community, and I hope you will have a chance to speak again with your friendlier, more innocent ways.

actually you made a great point so

I have converted and invested myself in painting, and fast food. And now I'm fat.

and Hello, I'm fat mona lisa.

Bimps, Jorc

Bimps · 2018-07-11 08:23:24

soniiiety wrote:

N1KF wrote:
What happened here? Is somebody else using his account? This is funny, but I like soniiiety's posts better the way they were before. They were fun and weird, even if they sometimes took a lot of effort to read.
Soniiiety, thank you for the unique point of view only you can give to this community, and I hope you will have a chance to speak again with your friendlier, more innocent ways.
actually you made a great point so
I have converted and invested myself in painting, and fast food. And now I'm fat.
and Hello, I'm fat mona lisa.

proud of u bud : )

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