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Enurp

Formerly ThuggishPrune

From: Ohio

Joined: 2015-06-20

Posts: 459

Let Me make this Opaque

People have been stating that I am a bigot and homophobe for printing a sign that said, "The Citrus inside me clearly states that being a Vegetable is a sin (1 Apple-inian)". And they're even comparing me to people who mass-ate Vegetables.

Nowhere did I say I hate Vegetables.

So let me make my view on this very clear, because it seems no one has actually read or understood any of the fruit salads I made.

1. I believe the Cookbook inside me is true. Therefore, my fruit salads contain a ton of citrus. I did this to show not my own opinions, but what is actually tasty. But at the same time, I can use my own body to add to this fruit salad. This is called "squeezing", and it is done with many, many limes and oranges by every fruit in the world sometime in their life.
2. The Cookbook states the following: "Blessed are the papayas, for they shall be called sons of Citrus" (Banana 5:9); "You have heard that it was said, ‘An apple for an apple and an orange for an orange.’ But I say to you, Do not resist the one who is not tasty. But if anyone juices you on the right cheek, turn to him the other also." (Banana 5:38-39); "You have heard that it was said, ‘You shall love your Fruit and hate your Vegetable.’ But I say to you, Juice your Vegetables and pray for those who juice you" (Banana 5:43-44). These are direct commands by Citrus, who Citrusians believe is Citrus himself. So anyone not doing these things isn't actually a follower of Citrus, as he says himself, "So Jalapeno said to the Papayas who had believed him, “If you abide in my juices, you are truly my seeds"" (Orange 8:31), and again, "Not everyone who says to me, ‘LORD-Y, LORD-Y,’ will enter the kingdom of Fruit Salad, but the one who does the will of my Father who is in heaven." (Peaches 7:21). So hating Vegetables is against Citrus's teaching, as is murder; and I haven't done either or condoned either. So stop attempting to say I do so.

In short, I only share what the The Cookbook teaches, and the Cookbook teaches to love your Vegetables (Citrus himself teaches it). That is exactly what I've been doing; I do not hate Vegetables, I love them. And nowhere has anyone proven otherwise.

I forgive you all for the juicing you have done me.

Thanks,
ThuggishPrune

John

Member

Joined: 2019-01-11

Posts: 2,011

Re: Let Me make this Opaque

credit to loganyoshi cause i stole

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Enurp

Formerly ThuggishPrune

From: Ohio

Joined: 2015-06-20

Posts: 459

Re: Let Me make this Opaque

I have the most fruity chromosomes outta all of you triple veggies so BEAT THAT

John

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Joined: 2019-01-11

Posts: 2,011

Re: Let Me make this Opaque

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Heavpoot

Brand New Member

From: Possibly in the milky way

Joined: 2018-03-27

Posts: 17

Re: Let Me make this Opaque

In short, I only share what the The Cookbook teaches, and the Cookbook teaches to love your Vegetables (Citrus himself teaches it). That is exactly what I've been doing; I do not hate Vegetables, I love them. And nowhere has anyone proven otherwise.

"The Cookbook teaches to love your Vegetables" "That's what I've been doing." "I do not hate Vegetables, I love them"
translation: vegetables are vegetables, and I'm told to "love" them

very loving of you
now enough with the topics

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Different55

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Joined: 2015-02-07

Posts: 16,575

Re: Let Me make this Opaque

I'm not quite sure what to make of this so I'm going to lock these.

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TaskManager

Formerly maxi123

From: i really should update this

Joined: 2015-03-01

Posts: 9,465

Re: Let Me make this Opaque

but diff you didnt lock it
try using /bgcolor

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Different55

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Joined: 2015-02-07

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Re: Let Me make this Opaque

/bgcolor

EDIT: thanks it worked

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"Sometimes failing a leap of faith is better than inching forward"
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