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Nebula

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nice easter egg

one "count to" in the topic title and you submit gets you to the foolish ban message.

Anatoly

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Re: nice easter egg

Happy Easter! Oh, isn't autumn? We're moving towards Halloween, also nice fact:

illuminati was a meme
jesus was a newer meme... but illuminati and jesus are overpowered
EE is diying became a meme... And this is the opposite of the point followed below!
now easter egg; and easter egg... is his born data! Jesus was born in easter!!

What's next?

Gosha

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From: Russia

Joined: 2015-03-15

Posts: 6,206

Re: nice easter egg

Jesus was born in easter!!

Wasn't he born on Christmas or something lol?

Pingohits

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From: aids lizard

Joined: 2015-02-15

Posts: 7,591

Re: nice easter egg

Yes, Jesus was born on Christmas. I know this because I was there. You see, unbeknownst to even the most hardcore Catholics, there was another significant figure in the birth of Christ. His name was Theodore the Haystacker. He stacks hay. And on this particular day known as 0 A.D. Mary's womb gave up and decided to let Ol' Chrissy into the world. But there was a problem; the wooden floor was too hard for Mary. It hurt her back. And plus no mother wants to give birth on a wooden floor, that curses the child into becoming a freelance carpenter. Mary said, "**** ****, this goddamn floor, I can't give birth on this floor, **** you give me hay" and Theodore said "Yes ma'am" because Theodore also had the power to look into the future and he knew this was one hell of an infant. No one wants to go around disrespecting the mother of literally Jesus. Theodore (friends call him Ted) takes up a nice batch of that dried grass and plops it on the floor. "how the **** and what the ****," Mary said, "that's not enough give me more" and Ted said "Yes ma'am" because she was Mary, mother of Jesus, and no one goes disrespecting the mother of Jesus. He takes up another handful and throws it over the previous pile. He carves out a nice, round crater for Mary's fat **** and a few moments after, Jesus was born.

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HeyNK

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Joined: 2017-04-07

Posts: 1,318

Re: nice easter egg

I've said it before and I'll say it again, your wootbait spammy random pragraphs aren't catching on, pingohits. It's time to cut them out.

And we don't know the exact date Jesus was born but we don't have to.

Pingohits

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From: aids lizard

Joined: 2015-02-15

Posts: 7,591

Re: nice easter egg

I've said it before and I'll say it again, your wootbait spammy random pragraphs aren't catching on, pingohits. It's time to cut them out.

And we don't know the exact date Jesus was born but we don't have to.

I respect your opinion! have a great day

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