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#1 2017-09-17 17:25:28

Anatoly
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Dancing with a partner

Hello, I was dancing the first time in my life with my partner (girl), and would like to know if somebody had danced here before, or what should i look at when dancing? (I don't want to show myself from a bad side, especially if a girl i know is next to me)

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#2 2017-09-17 17:30:59

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Re: Dancing with a partner

AnatolyEE wrote:

what should i look at when dancing?

Idk, maybe... her?


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#3 2017-09-17 18:12:48

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Re: Dancing with a partner

AnatolyEE wrote:

what should i look at when dancing?

on the floor. At your feet. girls like when you don't give a f* about them!!

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#4 2017-09-17 19:52:25

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Re: Dancing with a partner

But looking at her ALL the time gets a bit creepy.


Pm me with anything math related please

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#5 2017-09-17 20:27:56

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Re: Dancing with a partner

I've never danced in my life. I know your feelings.

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#6 2017-09-17 21:31:52

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Re: Dancing with a partner

You gotta grind to shine

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#7 2017-09-18 16:06:17

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Re: Dancing with a partner

Devlin wrote:
AnatolyEE wrote:

what should i look at when dancing?

Idk, maybe... her?

Ohh, I should predict somebody saying that. Anyway, I tried looking at her, I failed and closely enough I could break the mirrow, then I decided to change view between my my feet and hers [Predict: EE is sexist meme.], but when you dance public your view has to be symmetric with others (usually circle directed), I stayed for now looking at her, just try next time to-not-get blinded by beatification.

Another problem in dancing, other then my eyes, my mind. Sometimes I get explosive thoughts, or the moon is getting a dancing banana, ... With my thoughts I start more like fast running then dancing //forums.everybodyedits.com/img/smilies/wink Oh, hi Emma333, nice to see you! And that's my problem (No, not Emma!!)

Oh yeah to point above, I had a vision that portals will be placed all over the world, and I could meet every EECommunity User just by entering his place of living and stuff... Sadly I'm not a predictor!

So to stay on-topic, I had a nice dance last <time, private, secret>, and I feel like I want to stay there...

As of farer news, I am now in grade 8, I got new class teammates, and... in our class there are still no girls, that's why I hate the school staff [Im not suspicious!].

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#8 2017-09-18 16:26:38

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Re: Dancing with a partner

I HAVE THE BEST SOLUTION!
FORGET HER AND BREAK UP WITH HER!
NO PROBLEM

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#9 2017-09-18 17:17:51

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Re: Dancing with a partner

Oray wrote:

I HAVE THE BEST SOLUTION!
FORGET HER AND BREAK UP WITH HER!
NO PROBLEM

No I can't do that.

#10 2017-09-18 17:29:15, last edited by Offensive Ray (2017-09-18 17:29:30)

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Re: Dancing with a partner

AnatolyEE wrote:

No I can't do that.

Sad life

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#11 2017-09-18 21:08:00

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Re: Dancing with a partner

Do you know the box step?

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#12 2017-09-18 21:37:43

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Re: Dancing with a partner

Ratburntro44 wrote:

Do you know the box step?

if you do, she'll be chuffed to bits with it

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#13 2017-09-18 22:11:43

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Re: Dancing with a partner

Oray wrote:

I HAVE THE BEST SOLUTION!
FORGET HER AND BREAK UP WITH HER!
NO PROBLEM

its not a relationship to break up

about time for me to make a serious post i guess instead of a stupid ****
anatoly, i approximately know your age and i know that youre semi-russian (and our countries share some traditions) which is why im speculating that you've hit grade 11 now and are learning the school waltz dance that will be performed by you and your classmates in the may-june 2018 on graduation day.
when we started this i had zero experience either. if my speculations above are correct then you have a LOT of time to learn it and master the moves. depending on the dance, the biggest problem could be holding the girl with your arms
also yeah watch your footsteps and dont **** up on that one
you'll master that too with enough time


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#14 2017-09-18 23:26:48

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Re: Dancing with a partner

maxi123 wrote:

which is why im speculating that you've hit grade 11

AnatolyEE wrote:

As of farer news, I am now in grade 8

good work detective

also my advice is to just remember to keep it fun like it's supposed to be


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#15 2017-09-18 23:37:14

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Re: Dancing with a partner

Evilbunny wrote:
maxi123 wrote:

which is why im speculating that you've hit grade 11

AnatolyEE wrote:

As of farer news, I am now in grade 8

good work detective

also my advice is to just remember to keep it fun like it's supposed to be

this is where i claim that i tricked all of you and that was actually a ****


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#16 2017-09-19 02:13:20

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Re: Dancing with a partner

Well, well, well, another jolly fellow ensnared by the pandiculation known as "dancing". Tough luck bud, dancing is known as one of the hardest sport to learn in 2017. With all those liberals and Pakistan, dancing has become mythical. You won't find musical numbers on the streets anymore, oh no, I have to tell you that! Funny story, when I was living back in Seattle there was this Jazz band made up of a tiny Filipino drummer, a fat white vocalist, a skinny white bassist, and the quintessential black saxophonist. Every morning when I walk past them panhandling in exchange for Miles Davis I would tip them a buck or two. Five days before Pearl Harbor Day the saxophonist sneezes into his brass instrument, and I mean into. Dude didn't even think, "hey, maybe I should turn my head like a **** normie when I sneeze". And the sound it made, oh my Jezebel on jingle bells, have you ever grabbed a zebra by the balls? When you grab a zebra by the balls, it makes the sound of a person sneezing into a saxophone. And when a person sneezes into a saxophone, he's one retarded ****. Even my half-cousin with Down Syndrome knows not to sneeze into a saxophone, and he's the **** who craps in the toilet and tries to put it back.


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#17 2017-09-19 02:28:12

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Re: Dancing with a partner

If you break eye contact with her, it's an invitation for her to break up with you. Trust me, I'm a girl.

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#18 2017-09-19 11:42:38

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Re: Dancing with a partner

Why do you dance with girls? It's better to dance with guys.

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#19 2017-09-19 12:23:35

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Re: Dancing with a partner

HG wrote:

I've never danced in my life. I know your feelings.

So you're that creepy dude that just stays at the table and stares at everybody?


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#20 2017-09-19 15:19:36

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Re: Dancing with a partner

HeyNK wrote:

If you break eye contact with her, it's an invitation for her to break up with you. Trust me, I'm a girl.

Aren't Girls different? Different Characters...

Also I know my dancing partner only like 4 meets...

#21 2017-09-19 21:53:38

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Re: Dancing with a partner

Just kidding dude, I'm not a girl. But you better watch out, some girls use dancing as a selection tactic. If you don't dance properly, you're not going to wake up tomorrow.

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#22 2017-09-20 08:06:43, last edited by hummerz5 (2017-09-20 15:08:33)

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Re: Dancing with a partner

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#23 2017-09-20 16:20:04

Anatoly
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Re: Dancing with a partner

HeyNK wrote:

Just kidding dude, I'm not a girl. But you better watch out, some girls use dancing as a selection tactic. If you don't dance properly, you're not going to wake up tomorrow.

Is it you kidding again?

And hummerz5:

medeia wrote:

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medeia wrote:

mod snip: flaming or just inappropriate I guess

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Where is the traditional <snip>? Also, please stop, it now becomes more annoying then funny. Then more you ban people for one word, then more you will get negative reputation, it's not a warning, it's what happens now already.

#24 2017-09-22 19:15:51

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Re: Dancing with a partner

AnatolyEE wrote:

Sometimes I get explosive thoughts, or the moon is getting a dancing banana, .

Is this code for getting an erection or......

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#25 2017-09-25 05:45:01

Anatoly
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Re: Dancing with a partner

I've been dancing yesterday. Sadly my partner was enjoying Oktoberfest and left me. So: As this dance training isn't per groups, where some can have more advantages then others... I had to relearn everything they did couple of months... I noticed that I'm quietly bad. Please help me. Have you danced standard:Latin before? What about Cha Cha Cha?

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