Do you think I could just leave this part blank and it'd be okay? We're just going to replace the whole thing with a header image anyway, right?
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So lets make a story together by only being allowed to write one sentence at a time.
For example:
Long time ago in a far away land a tyrant wanted to rule all over the world.
You continue:)
Pizza is love, Pizza is life.
Thanks Bluecloud for the profile picture&signature.
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This tyrant is the subject of the story not because he was powerful or dangerous, but because he stole my wallet once.
10 years and still awkward. Keep it up, baby!
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He considers robbing someone else, but he sees a sign saying "NEED TO BUY AN ARMY? CALL 1-800-ARMY TODAY!".
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He grinds up the sign into paint chips and wood, then sells off the resources for a nice total of ten bucks.
10 years and still awkward. Keep it up, baby!
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However, it was a trick!
The food was really old and moldy, leading to food poisoning. Symptoms include vommiting, nausea, pale skin and many more.
This could be the start of a new plague
How long will it take me to get banned again?
Place your bets right here.
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The snail mutated from the food poisoning and ate the white house.
Est. December 2010
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While in a hospital bed, the ill tyrant turns on the TV using a remote control, which happens to be on a news channel.
BREAKING NEWS: U.S. President shows concern after mutant snail consumes White House; "This might be the biggest threat to to the entire world so far"
Then the tyrant got a wonderful, awful idea...
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