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Different55

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Top quality pickup lines

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"did you hurt yourself being a fallen angel because your'e from heaven"

"can I ask santa for you for christmas I need a photo of you so he knows who I'm talking about"

"I just found what I'm searching for it's almost like you're Google"

"you know how to see 12 of the most beautiful things in the world you just need like 11 roses and then go stand in front of a mirror"

"can I hold your hand for you it looks really big and heavy"

"hey is it winter because there's a blizzard coming and snowflakes are kisses"

"hey if a fat man comes and stuffs you in a bag in the middle of the night don't worry about it because I asked santa to bring me your"

"wanna taste the rainbow I've got skittles they're in my mouth"

"hey you've- you've got FINE written all over you like a parking ticket"

"are you lost heaven is far away from here please take me with you save me from this unending torture"

"ur cute"

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Master1

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Posts: 4,452

Re: Top quality pickup lines

"you must be my big toe, because I'd like to bang you on every piece of furniture I own."

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Abelysk

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Re: Top quality pickup lines

"Me, you, bed"

Onjit

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Re: Top quality pickup lines

what about

"women are objects; give sex"

p good one i reckon

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Tomahawk

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Joined: 2015-02-18

Posts: 2,847

Re: Top quality pickup lines

I lost my number; can I borrow yours?

Hey do you have a map because I'm getting lost in your eyes.

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Gosha

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From: Russia

Joined: 2015-03-15

Posts: 6,211

Re: Top quality pickup lines

hi im pingohits sex now

SirJosh3917

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Re: Top quality pickup lines

diff your plan backfired

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XxAtillaxX

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Joined: 2015-11-28

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Re: Top quality pickup lines

"hello m'lady rest assured my IQ is triple digits and I'd summon you to my basement for a succulent meal of fine red wine and Kraft Mac & Cheese."

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*u stinky*

mutantdevle

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Re: Top quality pickup lines

Excuse me, I am looking for my treasure but I think I may have just found it...

▼Hidden text

May I look in your chest?

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Prodigy

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From: The United States of America

Joined: 2015-07-15

Posts: 2,613

Re: Top quality pickup lines

Are you wearing baseball pants because you are out of my league

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Kira

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Re: Top quality pickup lines

Visual novel eeforums (Only Pick 1!)

You are Sir Johnson and one girl catches your eyes in a chick hotel restaurant. You approach her.

▼CONTENT WARNING

Choice 1

▼Hello my lady, Johnson here, It's a hot night isn't it? Want to have some fun together?

▼Leave me alone you freak! That's not a proper way to introduce yourself. BAD ENDING

Well damn, that's too bad.

Choice 2

▼Care to spend dinner together? It's always more fun than eating alone! My name is Johnson, nice to meet you

▼Sure go on. My name is Meowzilla. Are you from around here?

▼Absolutely sweet heart. I am born raised here, and I would like to live here with you, Meowzilla

▼Well you don't seem too bad of a man, we will see about that

▼Come to my room tonight, I will show you how mighty my mass destruction weapon is

▼You're the same as any other man! Leave me alone you freak. BAD ENDING

Damn I was too hasty. Where the **** is the good ending then? "Search it!"

Choice 3

▼Dammmmmmmmmmmmmmmn You're lookin fiiiiiiiine guurllll!! You don't have to order meat I'll give you mine for free

▼What kind of drugs did you sell to afford a night in this chick hotel? I'm calling the cops. BAD ENDING

Ima rape this cow

-I will show you how Different55 I am from any other men. My name is Johnson by the way, It's a pleasure to meet you madame.
-Oh... Now that's interesting. And how "different are you from any other men? I'm curious. Meowzilla here.
-Want to find out? Meet me at room 301, on the third floor.
-O-Okay.. Midnight?
-Midnight that is, see you soon crazy girl...
GOOD ENDING YOU GOT LAID

Different55

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Re: Top quality pickup lines

diff your plan backfired

my plan is fine except for the part where you guys do all the work for me that didn't work out.

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pokemaster101

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Re: Top quality pickup lines

I don't have my library card, but I'm checkin you out!

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Abelysk

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Re: Top quality pickup lines

-Midnight that is, see you soon crazy girl...

"BAD ENDING"

Dencc

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Re: Top quality pickup lines

"are you a beaver because dam"

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Master1

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Re: Top quality pickup lines

u must be ONEsanity because im mirin ur aesthetics brah   THICC SOLID TIGHT

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Abelysk

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Re: Top quality pickup lines

"Are you the date today? Because you're a 10/10."

"Are you the SAT? Because I'd do you for 3 hrs and 45 mins... with a 10 minute break in between for snacks."

"What's a smart, young, attractive... man like myself doing without your number?"

soniiiety

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Joined: 2016-02-10

Posts: 1,752

Re: Top quality pickup lines

"are you the square root of -1 because you can't be real"

"Are you a 45 degree angle? Because you’re acute-y"

"are you google because you've got everything i'm searching for"

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Pingohits

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Posts: 7,591

Re: Top quality pickup lines

Girl, what IS time? The eternal process, the inevitable death and decay of all matter, what is it? What is now? There is no now. Now was then. So how do we justify time at a single reference frame, when we can't even capture it? You know, this is what boggles me. We can minimize a measure of time to something so unquestionably small, and that's...the end of it. A Planck Second. But, theoretically, there is no "end" to a measure of time. You can go even farther, but it's just not possible in our universe. We can go all the way down, to half a plank second, a quarter, a hundredth, a millionth...a googol of a planck second. Maybe even go for a googolplex. 5.39×10^-44 (that is, the length of a planck second, in seconds) to the power of 1x10^100. Now we're getting somewhere. And if we keep on repeating that using up-arrow notation, we might just be able to express our theoretically super-tiny timeframe to 5.39x10^-44^(1x10^100↑↑1x10^100). For a layman, that's 5.39x10^-44 to the power of a googolplex, where that googolplex is to the power of itself...1x10^100 times...And of course this isn't the smallest second we can make. we can always raise it again by a googolplex↑↑googolplex. Maybe go for googolplex↑↑↑googolplex, or even better, a googolplex followed by a googolplex of ↑, to a googolplex. And even by this unfathomably large number, we still haven't even touched what can be done, for there will always be someone who adds 1, multiplies by 10, or yet again, puts it to the power of a googolplex. What are your thoughts on this topic?

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TaskManager

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Re: Top quality pickup lines

"are you from australia because you turned the world upside down for me"
sorry onjit

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Kirby

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Re: Top quality pickup lines

hey, you got 10 bucks? asking for a friend

mutantdevle

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Re: Top quality pickup lines

hey, you got 10 bucks? asking for a friend

If you are asking for a friend then I'm sure soniety will be your friend!

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RavaTroll

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Re: Top quality pickup lines

"Hey wanna join my 250 minis world ? It's hot there "

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GreenyMix

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Re: Top quality pickup lines

"ur cute" wow thats so original 10/10
(this was a joke dont ban me)

Doodle

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Posts: 226

Re: Top quality pickup lines

Okay i feel like no one got that joke, or i phrased it wrong, jokes over.

Mine,

Hey beautiful, what must i do to woo your heart?

Though i am unworthy of you, i will do whatever i can to be of your service.

If Love is a spirit all compact of fire, my love is a everlasting inferno for you.

Though reality is cruel, i will make it sweeter than honey with you.

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These are not by me. I thought they were funny and quality though.

(See's a cute girl)
"My two favorite letters of the alphabet E    Z." (not a pick-up line)

"I'm gay but you might just turn me straight."

"Excuse me, I seem to have lost my phone number, can I please borrow yours?"

"Your father must be a drug dealer, cuz you dope!"

"Can I have directions? to your heart <3?"

"Are those space pants? cuz your legs are out of this world!"

"If beauty were measured in seconds, you'd be an hour!"

"Can I buy you a drink, or do you just want the money?"

"Are you Sweadish? cuz you're the sweetish girl I've met!"

"I know I don't look like much now, but I'm drinking milk."