Ryan's Penny

GKAbyss · Before February 2015

In the collision the thief, not wearing a seatbelt, was thrown out onto the grass from the vehicle in a shower of glass. The exhausted thief suprisingly sustained minor injuries despite this disaster. With nothining left on his mind but his previously potential death, the thief leaves behind the brilliant penny. Ryan dashes across a final street and manages to reach the wreck in time to see the thief running off. Thankfully, he spots the glittery penny on the nearby ground, and leans over to pick it up. The taxi driver waits patiently for the police, but they are still busy with the bank robbers and the comet headed towards the city. The taxi driver drives over to Ryan and yells at him to pay for the service. Sadly, yet amazingly, all the taxi driver wishes for is a penny for payment, Ryan hands over the penny. The Taxi driver leaves happily, and the thief went to the hosptial to treat his wounds. Then...

XxAtillaxX · Before February 2015

Ryan notices the Taxi Driver is actually MrShoe in disguise, whom almost had a heart attack over the possibility of not taking the penny.

MrShoe grinningly farts away in his cruddy automobile
(which of course, was secretly fueled by the post cards the loving fans sent to Chris).

He plans to use 0.01% of it to fund the research of further bugs from his homie Benjaminsen... but then

some woman · 2015-03-05 15:49:02

Cape uses his laser vision to completely #rek MrShoe's Taxi, killing him in the process. He then finds the penny and hands it to JaWapa, instructing him to take it back to EEHQ. Ryan walks away lonely and neglected, having lost his penny and his car. However,

Nebula · 2017-02-09 21:43:37

this text is too long and seems to be a copypaste okay? Alright, back then,

N1KF · 2017-03-22 21:22:39

JaWapa had got fired from the Everybody Edits Staff team after a controversy involving gems. He sighs as he brings his penny through the dark and cloudy sky, and enters his automobile. He tries to start it, only driving so far before realizing he had run out of postcard fuel. As JaWapa leaves his vehicle, he slowly walks down the sidewalk, with the only lights around him being the occasional cars that pass by and the flickering glows of dim blue street lights. The thoughts of his removal from the Staff well as MrShoe's sudden death were obnoxiously circling around his head. These thoughts were only distracted by JaWapa's sudden realization that he hadn't locked his car.

As he returns, he looks around in each direction to check. Right before he loses hope, the loud sound of his car starting up grasps his attention. He looks back, to notice somebody had started driving it. Wondering if the vehicle thief could be Ryan after his taxi had crashed, JaWapa tries to catch this person's attention. JaWapa starts chasing the car, shouting and waving in his pitiful and desperate final attempt to have something go right for once. Before long,

fishbole · 2017-04-02 03:41:31

IT TURNS OUT HAPPYMELE IS IN THE CAR ! HAPPYMELE SQUIRTS BOTTLES OF HAPPYKETCHUPE AND HAPPYMUSTARDE FROM CAR MAKING JAWAPA SLIP ON WALK

HAPPYMELE STARTS A JOURNIE TO SPRED HAPPINESS TO ALL

THEN

N1KF · 2017-07-18 00:52:59

JaWapa sniffs the puddle he had just fallen in. "Mustard? What the heck?" In frustration, he kicks a lamppost. As the vibrating sound of metal fades away, JaWapa notices somebody is next to him. It's Ryan, looking like he has something to say. Then,

Nebula · 2017-08-20 16:07:17

I drop a penny but it rolls around the paths, and so on... Well, technically it won't survive so on. Anyway,

N1KF · 2017-12-14 21:43:33

...Ryan asks for the penny back from JaWapa. "Why should I?!" responds JaWapa in all of his frustration, before...

some woman · 2017-12-15 00:32:48

he spots another penny lying on the sidewalk. "Why can't you just take that one, right there?" JaWapa asks.

Ryan looks at him like sad boy who lost his favorite teddy bear. "Because, man, you have MY penny! You can't just steal it and, and tell me to get another! Someone should sue you for this!"

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