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medeia

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From: State Farm

Joined: 2016-11-25

Posts: 193

Story section

This Is a thread where you can share stories, Poems, And any writing of that sort

Rules:
No real life stories, or encounters

If it is nsfw use a spoiler please

No replying or critiquing to others.

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dcomet

Member

From: Dipstick Kingdom

Joined: 2016-11-20

Posts: 788

Re: Story section

First of all, you can't write, you'll have to stick to typing

Second of all:
Roses are red
Violets should be violet
My hair is crazy, I cannot style it

Drops mic

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Doomsdaytoy9000

Member

From: Where your eyes can't go

Joined: 2015-03-16

Posts: 741

Re: Story section

First of all, you can post stories/poems/whatevers in the Creative board

Second of all, nsfw material is not allowed

Third of all, if we're not allowed to critique what's the point of posting in here? Might as well post in the Creative board

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Vinyl Melody

Formerly BananaMilkShake

Joined: 2016-06-19

Posts: 616

Re: Story section

once upon a time there was an ugly barnacle, it was so ugly that everyone died. end.

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Pingohits

Banned

From: aids lizard

Joined: 2015-02-15

Posts: 7,591

Re: Story section

Eyes on eyes on eyes on eyes, the legs of time sprung forward like a snake on a spring. Forward, forward, 600 miles deep, the ERADICATOR X200 twirled and shoved the bedrock crumbles past; steam pushing, metal grinding down, down, down.

Captain: Ho, ho, twenty thousand miles under the surface, boys. Three hundred and seven degrees outside!
Gilgamesh: Hey, captain, how are we going to get back up?
Captain: Ho, ho...what?
Gilgamesh: You know, this "digging into the core" thing is fun and whatnot, but you know, we've been digging for weeks, and I told my mates I'll be gone for a few days. How are we going to get back up?
Captain: Well, did you read the TERMS & CONDITIONS before you signed up?
Gilgamesh: What?
Captain: The TERMS & CONDITIONS. Did you read it?
Gilgamesh: Uh, no, but no one ever-
Captain: Ho, then you're in for a surprise!
Gilgamesh: What?
Captain: We're near, but I'll tell you anyway. We're not going back. It's a KAMIKAZE mission, boy. Once we reach the critical point, the ERADICATOR explodes and sends data back to the surface. And good news! We're extremely close! Just nine more miles!
Gilgamesh: what
Captain: The INNER MANTLE approaches. Good thing technology brought us closer than ever. The last machine, ERADICATOR X199, burnt to a crisp in the midst of the OUTER MANTLE. What a loser.
Gilgamesh: Get me out.
Captain: No
Gilgamesh: Yes
Captain: No
Gilgamesh: Get me back up or I'll-

And it blew up and they had a ceremony with a speech and finger foods congratulating the CAPTAIN and his intern for "Distinguished Scientific Progress" and after two months the history of the ERADICATOR X200 and it's captives were placed into a book on the back shelf of a storage unit which consequently blew up because THE UNITED STATES OF EUROPE fell apart and launched nuclear missiles everywhere thus destroying the world and ending the so-called "Scientific Progress" that they have been trying to advance.

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