UNOFFICIAL EEFORUMS [ROAST ME] THREAD

Anatoly · 2016-12-02 15:25:34

Different55 wrote:

It's generally considered polite to cite your sources.

Hi Diff, you broke the fun,
that's why I kill you with my gun!
I have patrons, don't worry about,
the killing will be very loud!
But nobody will remember you!
You're banned for your post count, too!
All what keeps you from this ban,
is that you can let an admin-acount ran,
This acount is not everything,
we only wait till your watch will ring!
When the time is over, and you will be demoded;
And you will hope to be again remoded;
I am saying only truth here;
I am rhyming this by myself, dear!

drunkbnu · 2016-12-02 15:49:52

Roast me

Anatoly · 2016-12-02 15:55:34

HG wrote:

Roast me

HabboGame is your ugly name,
just look it doesn't fit to "lame".
I know we are friends, so please understand
Your bots will connect but in the world they won't land.
Stuck somewhere in between the platform
The german word which is for you "Dorn"
Yeah let's woot this post,
otherwise your memories get lost
you will become a trauma;
but you will woot me and go to sauna;
if you sleep there, you'll be a zombie,
i am now finally free!

XxAtillaxX · 2016-12-02 16:44:29

AnatolyEE wrote:

@Atilla
My feelings for you no words can tell,
Except for maybe "go to hell"
Roses are red, violets are blue,
Sugar is sweet and so are you!
But the roses are wilting, the violets are dead,
The sugar bowl's empty and so is your head!
Oh loving beaty you float with grace
If you only could hide your face
Kind, inteligent, loving and hot,
This decribes things you are not
I want to feel your smile, and your eyes –
Damn, I'm good at telling lies!
I see your face when I am dreaming,
That's why i am always screaming!

Oh, how petty and cute,
the first being you, the second your poem;
the first being you, an illiterate who stole them.

Oh, how pathetic you are,
wearing clothes grandmother had sown him;
resulting most likely from his f**ked up eye,
explaining the illiteracy he's always showing.

Krosis

Anatoly · 2016-12-02 16:53:25

XxAtillaxX wrote:

AnatolyEE wrote:
@Atilla
My feelings for you no words can tell,
Except for maybe "go to hell"
Roses are red, violets are blue,
Sugar is sweet and so are you!
But the roses are wilting, the violets are dead,
The sugar bowl's empty and so is your head!
Oh loving beaty you float with grace
If you only could hide your face
Kind, inteligent, loving and hot,
This decribes things you are not
I want to feel your smile, and your eyes –
Damn, I'm good at telling lies!
I see your face when I am dreaming,
That's why i am always screaming!
Oh, how petty and cute,
the first being you, the second your poem;
the first being you, an illiterate who stole them.
Oh, how pathetic you are,
wearing clothes grandmother had sown him;
resulting most likely from his f**ked up eye,
explaining the illiteracy he's always showing.

Thanks for your reply, atilla, dude
I see you are very rude.
But looks that you can't rhyme well,
have you skipped the english lessons for spell?
Because if you had went for them,
I would might like your poem.

Don't worry you ful of ugliness face,
1 or 2 men will one day come for you to race,
the winner will get you, the loser too,
And happy birthday to your age 2!
I send you greetings from my home,
To show that you are not alone!

Phinarose · 2016-12-02 18:00:20

AnatolyEE, Roast Me!

Anatoly · 2016-12-03 12:15:49

@phinarose

My reply now to phinarose,
the guy who asked for a roast,
I won't remember any rhyme,
your hacks are filled with crime

Violets are blue,
roses are red,
your acount is dead,
your campaign world, too!

"The dead body flew in the sky"
When I saw that sign I had to cry.
Who even cares about your life?
At least we know that it's your wife.

Yeah rhyming is not my thing;
I am angel who has one wing,
splitted by two - each on one side
My bags can be on my ride.

I have to go, I say goodbay;
Now i am going away to fly;
away from you, you're forever alone;
give me money, where's my loan?

Nebula · 2016-12-03 12:19:42

AnatolyEE roast me please

Era · 2016-12-03 12:43:27

Roast me if you dare

Prodigy · 2016-12-03 14:42:20

AnatolyEE wrote:

@phinarose
My reply now to phinarose,
the guy who asked for a roast

What you mean guy? I though phina was female. And sounds more like a poem.

Anatoly · 2016-12-03 16:40:00

Whirl wrote:

AnatolyEE roast me please

Deer fame, but not popular user whirl,
you are my lovely lovely girl!
It's pretty neat and cute from you,
that you wanted to be roasted by me, too.

i think there is no point of roast,
because we had a favourite proast:
We have wished you much unluck,
To give you the #1 loser smiley; theme "duck"!

Don't worry the game is not over;
You need to only find the top list and hover;
a new window will open temporarily open;
A curse for you we have spoken:

"Rudik is only 2nd loser",
And guess who is the most hated user!?
"Oh no, it's no longer whirl",
we have wished to stay our #foreveralone girl!

Myst · 2016-12-03 17:43:55

can someone roast me?

Anatoly · 2016-12-03 18:09:49

gp68 wrote:

can someone roast me?

Roasting gp68...
Loading Failed Retrying...
Do you want to continue [Y/n]?
n
<console> Nobody cares!

Hostage · 2016-12-03 18:10:49

anatoly bby roast me

Anatoly · 2016-12-03 18:18:01

Hostage wrote:

anatoly bby roast me

Oh so neat and cute,
someone metnioned me "@dude"

Who was that, I don't really care
Just asking "My free time! How do you dare??"

I hope the horror to be forever away
the people are going here to stay

the next request in 5 minutes i guess;
then everyone wants a story – for them success.

For me a fail, i am here to rhyme,
Going to kill request – then go in crime

No reason i find for you to roast,
if you would only give me proast
the next time i roast you
give me loan of gems. Amount: hundred-two!

Please stop i am tired;
and i will do so to get from this job fired!

CAN I BE FINALLY FREE?
AS REWARD YOU'LL DRINK WITH ME TEA!!

Hostage

Nebula · 2016-12-03 19:41:46

AnatolyEE wrote:

Whirl wrote:
AnatolyEE roast me please
Deer fame, but not popular user whirl,
you are my lovely lovely boy!
It's pretty neat and cute from you,
that you wanted to be roasted by me, too.
i think there is no point of roast,
because we had a favourite proast:
We have wished you much unluck,
To give you the #1 loser smiley; theme "duck"! :V
Don't worry the game is not over;
You need to only find the top list and hover;
a new window will open temporarily open;
A curse for you we have spoken:
"<SNIP> is only 2nd loser",
And guess who is the most hated user!?
"Oh no, it's no longer whirl",
we have wished to stay our #foreveralone boy!

fixed, I am not even girl...
I am the boy.

skullz17 · 2016-12-03 23:58:42

Someone roast me, but not anatoly please.

Evilbunny

Evilbunny · 2016-12-04 00:35:08

AnatolyEE, I hate your poems even more than I hate normal poetry.
(so, like, a lot)

skullz17

Mieaz · 2016-12-11 16:28:54

Slabdrill, TaskManager, Dencc, Evilbunny, Krosis, Master1, kubapolish, Prodigy, Norwee, Pingohits, Insanity, Shadow, skullz17, N1KF, Onjit, Gosha, Jorc, Emily, Gabriellfs

TaskManager · 2016-12-11 16:34:40

roast meeeeeeeeeeeee

Master1 · 2016-12-11 19:30:10

Mieaz wrote:

http://i.imgur.com/3caNM6X.png

Was hoping for better, but still pretty good

Krosis

drunkbnu · 2017-04-07 01:43:43

Hello. Roast me, please.

Abelysk · 2017-04-07 08:21:35

HG wrote:

Hello. Roast me, please.

Reminds me of a terrorist who's practicing bombing his towers and making new ones

Also it's hard to roast people on here because there are no selfies attached, that was basically the point of /r/ roastme (to roast how someone looks).

Gosha · 2017-04-07 10:52:07

rost mi

TaskManager · 2017-04-07 13:44:19

ROST MEEH

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@Atilla

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