UNOFFICIAL EEFORUMS [ROAST ME] THREAD

Pingohits · 2016-11-23 01:54:17

Grab your forks, it's time for an EEForums roast!

RULES

-Keep things PG-13, but try not to swear as much
-ONLY ROAST PEOPLE WHO HAVE CONSENTED! This is not a free-for-all. You may only roast people that have agreed on behalf.
-If a person asks to cease their roast, you must cease and desist. Be respectful to roastees.
-When roasting, please quote or put an "@" symbol directed to the person you're roasting, such as:

Pingohits wrote:
Roast me
boy you're talking about eggs all the time, but they get laid more than you do

OR

@Pingohits
you're as useless as a screen door in a submarine

-limited to 3 "comebacks", by that I mean a person is only allowed to comeback 3 times

example-
A roasts B
B roasts back
A roasts B
B roasts back
A roasts B
B roasts back

3 times, no more than that

HOW DO I BECOME A ROASTEE?

Simply say "Roast me". You may even provide an image of yourself to make things easier, or even provide some background information.

And of course, happy roasting!

LIST OF CURRENT ROASTEES:

Pingohits
Atillabyte
Arkonagames
Bimps
Insanity
WMWMWMWMW+
Gosha
NorwegianboyEE
Kefka
Maxi123
Emma333
Hostage
hummerz5
ninjasupeatsninja
BuzzerBee
Zumza
Onjit
Luka504
IamJoranasC
AnatolyEE
iPwner
Evilbunny
Emalton
N1KF
Different55
Yandax
Xfrogman43

XxAtillaxX, Swarth100, Master1, Anch, Kikikan

Pingohits · 2016-11-23 01:54:38

roast me you nerks

hummerz5 · 2016-11-23 02:03:02

Hi. I vote this thread into the "off-topic" because yes, it's about the people who use the forums, but no, it's not about the forums.

Kinda like how we have discussions with people from the forums, but yet "off-topic" still exists.

(so I moved it thanks)

roast me

XxAtillaxX · 2016-11-23 02:09:43

@Pingohits
No surprise here. You're the kind of person (I use that term loosely) that would start a roasting topic out of pure pathetic desperation for someone to notice their existence.

Roast me.

Onjit, Different55, Insanity, Tomahawk, kubapolish, TaskManager, Dencc, Zumza, Xfrogman43, drstereos, F4ncy, oranj, Koya, Anch, Kikikan

Krosis · 2016-11-23 02:19:12

Roast me

Pingohits · 2016-11-23 02:29:59

@atilla
I bet each of your fingers hold a different Doritos flavor. You dropped out of high school at 15. Can't even finish school, I should've known you wouldn't finish a roast either.

@Krosis
You're one out of the 200 million Brazilians in the world, and you're still equally as uneducated. You probably just pick words from a jar, glue them together, and hope they form coherent sentences.

Krosis

XxAtillaxX · 2016-11-23 02:42:05

Pingohits wrote:

@atilla
I bet each of your fingers hold a different Doritos flavor. You dropped out of high school at 15. Can't even finish school, I should've known you wouldn't finish a roast either.

How adorable.
Judging by your writing, you undoubtedly dropped out of kindergarten.

The saddest part about roasting you is that while you have 5,991 posts, nobody knows nor cares who you are.
Perhaps you should stay in Forum Games, it's where all the cringe belongs.

Pingohits · 2016-11-23 03:06:41

ok i feel as if this is going to turn into a flaming thread, so i'm going to have to put some precautions

NEW RULE THING: limited to 3 "comebacks", by that I mean a person is only allowed to comeback 3 times

example-
A roasts B
B roasts back
A roasts B
B roasts back
A roasts B
B roasts back

3 times, no more than that

I don't want this to turn into some sort of FFA flaming topic

formal roasts with formal people

Bimps · 2016-11-23 03:19:08

roast me

Insanity · 2016-11-23 04:05:44

Are we allowed to roast people who haven't asked to be roasted? Because I'm GAME

Roast me u cucks

Master1

Ratburntro44 · 2016-11-23 04:07:09

no, did you even read the topic?

WMWMWMWMWMWMWMWMWMWM · 2016-11-23 04:34:29

Roast me
Also can we roast people not on the list that ask to be roasted?

XxAtillaxX · 2016-11-23 04:47:47

Insanity wrote:

Are we allowed to roast people who haven't asked to be roasted? Because I'm GAME
Roast me u cucks

You like to use the 'c*ck' term a lot. Thou doth protest too much.

WMWMWMWMWMWMWMWMWMWM wrote:

Roast me
Also can we roast people not on the list that ask to be roasted?

You're in a crew called 'My Little Pony'.

▼I think that speaks for itself.

mrjawapa · 2016-11-23 05:45:53

this topic is just... sad

kubapolish

Gosha · 2016-11-23 10:01:18

rost mee!!

Luka504 · 2016-11-23 11:07:46

Gosha wrote:

rost mee!!

I would roast you but i don't want your stupidity to escape your body and contaminate the earth.

Hostage, Krosis, Zumza, F4ncy, PTU

Norwee · 2016-11-23 11:18:14

Insanity wrote:

Are we allowed to roast people who haven't asked to be roasted? Because I'm GAME
Roast me u cucks

You think ur so hot'n popular, you think you have a life.
But after work you return to EE and the crackpipe.

WMWMWMWMWMWMWMWMWMWM wrote:

Roast me
Also can we roast people not on the list that ask to be roasted?

You are so insignificant that nobody would even roast you unless i did. :)

(snip)

Oh and yes. Feel free to roast me.

Abelysk · 2016-11-23 11:27:34

/r/ roast me! :^)

Gosha wrote:

rost mee!!

You sound like you Rush B and put in rather than out.

Gosha · 2016-11-23 11:40:02

Kefka wrote:

You sound like you Rush B

snip

Emma333

TaskManager · 2016-11-23 14:21:42

Gosha wrote:

rost mee!!

You constantly fun post and farm for woots
You even left your name in a post in anon topic to get attention since you desperately tried to be fun in the said post.

roast me

Hostage, Krosis

Gosha · 2016-11-23 14:38:19

maxi123 wrote:

You even left your name in a post in anon topic to get attention since you desperately tried to be fun in the said post.

i leave my name only because i think it's very stupid to make unnecessary anon topics, saloeater

Emma333 · 2016-11-23 15:12:06

roast me I love u

Prodigy · 2016-11-23 15:52:38

How to toast somebody

Pyromaniac

Hostage · 2016-11-23 16:01:22

Gosha wrote:

rost mee!!

all of your posts are funposts only posted to get woots
in one topic you said you don't read anything someone's posted before you

roast me

hummerz5 · 2016-11-23 16:22:53

cough roast me

also, please keep in mind that roasting does not condone inappropriate language (swears and the like). spoilers do not condone inappropriate language. kthx

also, double check that the person you're roasting has consented to being roasted. I think someone's made the mistake already (hopefully in error) so keep that sort of thing in mind because rules do still exist... sorta.

Pingohits

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