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Wild ocelot

Anonymous user

Rap Battle

Yeah guys, I am here!
Currently in Australia, riding a deer!
But I am posting on this forums,
because i am lazy to kill the golumns,
Well, I am here to teach you,
abut how to play this forum game, dude!
Just make a lot of rhymes in you post,
till you don't know any its R. I. P. the Ghost.
Try to rhyme as many words
as you can to get to Hogwarts.
I know i am bad.
And I hope my nickname is Red_Rat22.

Now you!

Giant_girl

Anonymous user

Re: Rap Battle

The State of Florida has asked us to
Disclose our sexual crimes to you
we were bad, nut now we're good
we're moving into your neighbourhood
You know we're trying our best to be
Functioning member of society
We're not here to start trouble
We're legally required to do the "Sex Offender Shuffle"

I'm Larry Arthauer and i'll refrain
from touching my neighbours kid's again
What i did was not to kind
but i'm a nice guy, you'll come to find
I've got a backyard and a real nice pool
y'all should come over for a BBQ
We could make some cold drinks in my blender
But do keep in mind im a sex offender

Vernon Douglas is my name
my battery arrest is what bought me fame
But there's much more to know about me
I love to dance, and i love to ski
I zip and zoom through the snow
just strap on my boots and watch me go
But i can't ski until december
so then im just a sex offender

I'm charles dolling, dropping rhymes
I've been arrested 7 times
I know that sounds like alot
but 3 of those times were for vandalism
I feel real bad, i got caught
i might do it again, probably not
im not here to make pretences
im here 'cos of my sex offences

I'm Sam pound, number 1
apologising for what i've done
case you're wondering what that was
i snuck into a bath room and *cuts off*
*blarghs back in*eats those truffles
im here to do the sex offender shuffle

*Sax solo*

Hey everybody i'm laura hughes
proving that girls can do it too
and by it i mean touch your cousin
was it worth it? no it wasn't
you wont find me in your child's play sack(?)
'cos i've gotta wear this anckle bracelet
Im not here to go on a bender
I'm here because im a sex offender

Last name burmholdt, first name marc
i'm moving in somewhere on your block
not in a house, but in a van
if you need me to move it, i sure can
the last thing i want is any trouble
i've learnt my lesson from the sex offender shuffle

I'm the one they call authur chase
they said i didn't have to show my face
my first trial ended in a hung jury
if i'm found guilty tey'll unblur me
I'm not the necrophiliac Arthur Chase,
thats a different Arthur Chase
I'm not here to be my own defender
I'm here because i'm possibly a sex offender

Okay real quick i don't like these people, okay this is an extortion plot by my wife who's the only witness and she's trying to take away my kids and if *shotgun cocking*
I'm not here to pack my duffle,
I'm here to do the sex offender shuffle

The State of Florida has asked us to
Disclose our sexual crimes to you
we were bad, nut now we're good
we're moving into your neighbourhood
We're obliged to admit
the crimes of which we were convicted
We're not here to start trouble
We're legally required to do the "Sex Offender Shuffle"

Wild ocelot

Anonymous user

Re: Rap Battle

No, really why nobody comes?

gorgeous-gel

Anonymous user

Re: Rap Battle

No, really why nobody comes?

I came

In more ways than one

FunnyFamily45

Anonymous user

Re: Rap Battle

no

Nigerian7

Anonymous user

Re: Rap Battle

Roses are red,
Violets are violet,
Can't spell crap without rap.

Insane_Insect

Anonymous user

Re: Rap Battle

My turn!

I KILLED MY MOM, I KILLED MY DAD, I CAUGHT MY SCHOOL ON FIRE, I BLEW UP MY HOUSE, I SHOT MY DOG, I SHOT HIM TWICE, NOW HES DEAD, AND I GOT A NEW DOG HEAD.

Solid-soldier

Anonymous user

Re: Rap Battle

My turn!

I KILLED MY MOM, I KILLED MY DAD, I CAUGHT MY SCHOOL ON FIRE, I BLEW UP MY HOUSE, I SHOT MY DOG, I SHOT HIM TWICE, NOW HES DEAD, AND I GOT A NEW DOG HEAD.

i don't find that very funny. that just seems kind of depressing.

Taboo_tamale

Anonymous user

Re: Rap Battle

My turn!

I KILLED MY MOM, I KILLED MY DAD, I CAUGHT MY SCHOOL ON FIRE, I BLEW UP MY HOUSE, I SHOT MY DOG, I SHOT HIM TWICE, NOW HES DEAD, AND I GOT A NEW DOG HEAD.

that's kind of... wow

rational_rat

Anonymous user

Re: Rap Battle

My turn!

I KILLED MY MOM, I KILLED MY DAD, I CAUGHT MY SCHOOL ON FIRE, I BLEW UP MY HOUSE, I SHOT MY DOG, I SHOT HIM TWICE, NOW HES DEAD, AND I GOT A NEW DOG HEAD.

jesus christ what is wrong with you