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In this forum game you choose between choices A) B) C) D) given by the user above, and tell a line about what happens next in the story, whilst giving your own options.
You where driving to Paris, but a police-man stops you.
A) Yell at him
B) Punch the police
C) Freeze and attempt to talk with him
D) Cry on purpose
A)
I yell at the police, and he tries to arrest me.A) Avoid arrestion
B) Use force to beat the police
C) Keep yelling
D) Try to calm the police-man down.
I start!!!
You are trapped on a red-bloody cell. What do you do? You don't remember anything...
A) Try to scavenge for any pills who may remove your amnesia
B) Knock at the walls to know if there is any exit
C) Look at what you have
D) Yell: "HELP!"
B) Knock to know if there is an exit.
In order to be put in that room there needs to be some exit i can go out from.
Would you smooch a ghost?
A) Heck yeah
B) Heck yeah
C) Heck yeah
D) Heck yeah
A) Heck yeah
Sadly there do not appear to be any ghosts in this room
What do you do with the (locked) exit?
A)Pound on it
B)Yell HELP at it
C)Look around for something to hit it with
D)Announce "I know you're listening" to freak out anyone who may be listening to you.
D)
The man guarding your cell freaks the hell out and accidentally drops his keys, which slide right under a door that was not visible to you earlier. Somehow. It's not like you'd be able to use them on the door anyways, because they're car keys.
What are you supposed to do with these?
A) Scratch into the wall with them
B) Use them to bribe the guard into opening the door
C) Look around to see if there's anything else in the room
D) Put it into the keyhole anyways because you're a blockhead
D) you put the key into the keyhole because you felt that your head is a block
the key breaks and half of it is stuck in the keyhole good job
A) you try to get the stuck half out of the keyhole
B) you eat the half that is in your hand
C) throw the half of the key into the door, it should potentially break the door
D) tell the guard that his key is broken and he's not getting into his car now
D) you tell the guard that his key is broken and he isn't getting into his car anymore
The guard laughs at you, thinking you are joking.
A) show him the broken key
B) beat the guard up
C) run away
D) you eat the half that is in your hand
B) you want to beat the guard up but then you realise that the door is locked. oh
A) fist the door
B) you eat the half that is in your hand
C) tell guard ur srs
D) try to push the half in your hand into the keyhole hoping that the 2 halves will magically weld together
D) you try to push the half in your hand into the keyhole hoping that the 2 halves will magically weld together. They do
A) Wow your magic. try something else
B) Because of your rare blood condition.
C) Beat the guard up
D) Your finger gets stuck
D) your finger gets stuck
A) you think of it as of "fingering the keyhole" and start laughing at your pervert imagination
B) you try to pull the finger to "unstuck" it
C) you bite your finger off
D) you try to open the door with the car key
A) you think of it as of "fingering the keyhole" and start laughing at your pervert imagination
A) you bite your finger off anyway
B) you spit on your finger and remove it
C) the guard asks whats so funny
D) cry for help. its not funny anymore
A) Bite it off.
Once you bit off your finger it grew back instantly, like a starfish.
A) Keep biting off your finger so you have a mountain of fingers.
B) Be confused to how it happened and move on.
C) Beat up the guard.
D) Do some parkour and find a way out of that place
A) Keep biting off your finger so you have a mountain of fingers.
After gathering a mountain of fingers, you noticed you have wasted too much time.
A) Try to escape
B) Finger the keyhole
C) Bite off more fingers
D) Sleep
C) bite off more fingers
You bite off so many fingers that the pressure destroys the door, covering the guard in fingers
A)Run like hell out of there
B)Beat up the guard and loot his stuff
C)Explore the building
D)Torture guard for information
B) you beat up the guard and loot his stuff.
A)Run like hell out of there
B)*Sigh* you love to loot.
C)Explore the building
D) Examine the loot.
D) examine loot
You find a weird looking gun, an id card, and a gigantic key ring full of keys.
A)get out
B)explore with keys
C)take guards clothes to impersonate him
D)panic
C) take guards clothes to impersonate him
an officer comes up to you and asks: "cadet, what is the state of jailcells #41, #42 and #43" meanwhile you dont even know which cell you were in
A) say something (what exactly is up to next poster)
B) shoot the officer with your gun
C) run back to your cell to see what is it's number
D) rip your shirt off and call him to a manly fistfight
B) Shoot him!
After you shot him in his leg, he started screaming in agony.
A) Finish him off.
B) Shoot his jaw so he cant say who shot him.
C) Run before other guards come.
D) Take the guard's items
B)
You aim above his chin and pull the trigger, but nothing happens, so you pummel him with the gun instead. Apparently the previous guard's gun only had one bullet left in the magazine, so the guards either have incredibly low expectations of their prisoners, or this sort of thing is happening far too often. Either way, you've got to get away from him or they're going to know what happened.
A) Drop the gun and run down the hallway
B) Take his ID in case you need to pass any security, and run
C) Run towards the prison cells to check up on them
D) Find an exit
B)
Good thing you took the ID card, turns out you really needed it to escape.
After a long path of going through the prison, you find the exit. There's actual security guards guarding the exit.
A) Make a run for it
B) Attempt to kill the guards
C) Go back for whatever reason
D) Find another exit
A)
since you are still impersonating a cop you expected that guards will just let you through
A) "plz open"
B) show them your ID card (the officer's one)
C) fight them and test your manliness in a manly 2v1 brawl
D) eat the officer's ID card
C) you fight them and test your manliness in a manly 2v1 brawl
A) Your starfish like ability to regenerate allows you to tough it out until they give up and let you though
B) You'r about to get beat up, but a higher officer comes and ends it
C) You get hit once and cry until they let you through
D) You beat them with in an inch of their lives.
C)
they want to open the door now but for some reason the lock jammed and the keys they have dont work
A) use the car key you had to open the door
B) use jailcell guard's ID card to open the door
C) use officer's ID card to open the door
D) keep crying till all of you drown in your tears
C) use officer's ID card to open the door
A) Steal money.
B) Sneak to vault.
C) Steal computer.
D) Disguise to officer and walk.
B) Sneak to vault
The vault is open.
A) Steal everything inside it
B) Run away
C) Tell everyone this is a security flaw
D) Destroy it
A) you picked up most of the stuff and then you put your hand on a gold trophy
as soon as that happens the vault door starts to close quickly
A) try to escape before the door closes
B) **** it who needs the freedom when i have the gold
C) search for alternate exit
D) cry
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