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#1 2016-05-30 11:33:30, last edited by Hostage (2016-05-30 11:37:02)
The Phases Of Getting A 7 Day Cooldown In CSGO: The Guide
The csgo competitive cooldown,a phenomenon which causes many emotions to appear in humans.
Phase I: First Appearance
Once the moment has come for you to see that you have a 7 day cooldown,the normal first reactions would be: "WTF VOLVO,UR SYSTEM IS **** STUPID AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA"
After a few moments of rage,the player quickly goes to phase II.
Phase II: The Go-Around
You will search for methods to instantly get rid of your cooldown,try them,and after they don't do anything you will rage and type a message like this in the comments:
"**** U THIS ISNT WORKING OMG REPORTED FLAGGED U R CANCER KYS KYS KYS"
Phase III: You're Not Alone
After phase II you start to feel lonely,you need to share your feelings with the world,so on some videos(maybe even the "Get rid of cooldown fast 2015" one ) you will look for people who also got the cooldown,and share your thoughts with them.You then feel slightly better.
Phase IV: Depression
You lost rights to competitive,a thing you were getting used to playing whenever you started up csgo.
You have one last attempt at removing it,when you realize you can't.
So you say to yourself "Hey,i've got plenty of other games to play that i bought,and i can still play casual!"
JK
You make a topic in csgo discussion on steam and rage about how stupid the system is.
then you wonder what you will do for 7 DAYS.
Phase V: Suicide
You join casual and type kill in console
rip
Phase VI: Your Own Thread
Then you make your own thread similar to this one.
i got a **** cooldown of 7 days cuz a guy didnt want to surrender so i shot him in head with a glock wtf volvo u **** stupid **** wtf!122222222222222222
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#2 2016-05-30 11:34:02
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wow thx dod
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#3 2016-05-30 14:41:00
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Still not as bad as the random Steam Mobile Authenticator 7-day trade lockdowns
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#5 2016-05-30 18:15:37
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Never had one longer than cooldown status I. Idk how people get 7 days ban.
firts u get 30 min and in a short period u do something bad u get 2hr then 1day then 7 days
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#6 2016-05-30 19:34:48
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LOL, once I had like 4, 7 days cooldowns in a row, like a week passed by and I got cooldown...
I got 7 days cooldown like a month ago because there was a very cancerous russian kid I shot him in the round start and I got banned. It was 15-7 and we were winning...
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#8 2016-05-31 19:54:17
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Umm. Is swearing in the forum allowed? You swearing too much, bypassing does count as swearing.
*NOU (<-- bruce) watching you*
If kids rage, then why parents don't watch them. Are they bad parents or something like that?
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#9 2016-05-31 20:04:53
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i got a **** cooldown of 7 days cuz a guy didnt want to surrender so i shot him in head with a glock
well that's your fault. Not valves, not the other guys... yours.
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#10 2016-05-31 20:43:56
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Umm. Is swearing in the forum allowed? You swearing too much, bypassing does count as swearing.
*NOU (<-- bruce) watching you*If kids rage, then why parents don't watch them. Are they bad parents or something like that?
what
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#11 2016-05-31 22:17:14
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i got a **** cooldown of 7 days cuz a guy didnt want to surrender so i shot him in head with a glock wtf volvo u **** stupid **** wtf!122222222222222222
could've just vented on him in the chat the way i do it when my teammates suck in any game
why cs:go allows friendly fire, kids like you ruin the experience
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#12 2016-05-31 22:26:38
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why cs:go allows friendly fire, kids like you ruin the experience
casual doesn't, competitive does.
It's because it's more realistic.
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#13 2016-06-01 06:50:24
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it doesn't ruin the experience,as you can see you get punished for friendly fire.
also yes i did flame him over the chat and i shot him in the head with the least powerful weapon and got a cooldown because it was on the start of the round
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#14 2016-06-02 21:55:25
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maxi123 wrote:why cs:go allows friendly fire, kids like you ruin the experience
casual doesn't, competitive does.
It's because it's more realistic.
"mp_friendlyfire 1" in to the console. (You have to be server's hoster just like sv_cheats 1 command)
It's available everywhere.
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#17 2016-06-09 17:12:38
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JaWapa wrote:well, nearly every time you enter a casual match, friendly fire is off.
Actually is every time, not nearly every time.
because that totally matters enough to bump this topic
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