Destroy Nou

realmaster42 · 2016-05-01 18:11:40

Yandax wrote:

marcoantonimsantos wrote:
Yandax wrote:
NOU seems bored, so I gave him a book to read: 'The Lord of the Flies' I hope he likes it.
NOU opens the book and knocks out.
Horribly, that book sucks.
-1000
WHAT DO YOU MEAN THE BOOK SUCKS??!?

NOU said: "Horribly, this book sucks."

Yandax · 2016-05-01 19:11:59

marcoantonimsantos wrote:

Yandax wrote:
marcoantonimsantos wrote:
Yandax wrote:
NOU seems bored, so I gave him a book to read: 'The Lord of the Flies' I hope he likes it.
NOU opens the book and knocks out.
Horribly, that book sucks.
-1000
WHAT DO YOU MEAN THE BOOK SUCKS??!?
NOU said: "Horribly, this book sucks."

I am wounded by this remark. I just lost 1000 hp. I have one life left. I shoot him with an extra fast machine gun that shoots smaller machine guns that shoots smaller ones that shoot smaller ones that shoot healing darts.

Prodigy · 2016-05-01 19:27:48

Give him a piece of his own mind.

Goldy301 · 2016-05-02 02:13:41

push him out of the cliff and say ,'Bye!!'

kubapolish · 2016-05-27 21:16:06

throw old.everybodyedits.com website at nou
ik its gravedig but hey its a good (?) forum game

HomerJC170 · 2016-05-27 22:44:27

Shoot 1 bulletaxe at him.

realmaster42 · 2016-05-28 10:36:24

Yandax wrote:

marcoantonimsantos wrote:
Yandax wrote:
marcoantonimsantos wrote:
Yandax wrote:
NOU seems bored, so I gave him a book to read: 'The Lord of the Flies' I hope he likes it.
NOU opens the book and knocks out.
Horribly, that book sucks.
-1000
WHAT DO YOU MEAN THE BOOK SUCKS??!?
NOU said: "Horribly, this book sucks."
I am wounded by this remark. I just lost 1000 hp. I have one life left. I shoot him with an extra fast machine gun that shoots smaller machine guns that shoots smaller ones that shoot smaller ones that shoot healing darts.

Those healing darts really hurt. Whilst you try to heal him you also remember darts are sharp, and sharp means... Yes, you've got the idea.

-1500

Prodigy wrote:

Give him a piece of his own mind.

Nou stares at it and laughs so much:
"Your mind is ugly hahaha"
But then you remember him it's his mind, and he cries.

-500

Goldy301 wrote:

push him out of the cliff and say ,'Bye!!'

You just made nou horrorized with your evilness, and therefore you also damaged his emotions.
Welcome to the master post bois!

-3500

NOU is now HORRORIZED!!!
NOU is now EMOTIONALLY DAMAGED!!!

Kubapolish wrote:

throw old.everybodyedits.com website at nou
ik its gravedig but hey its a good (?) forum game

thank you for your compliment

Nou looks at the page and says "Meh."
While his Internet Explorer 1.0.0 is loading, he takes a look at the source code.
He imediattely realizes that site is dangereous as it contains a .swf.
Nou tries to close it, but his IE is terribly 1.0.0 therefore SWF loaded before he could leave!

He looks at the box and...
SCREAMS, RUNS, PANIQUES
His screams could be heard in miles away, and looked from terror.

Everyone on the street trying to enter his house, but it's protected by NOU's Anti-Normal-Person system.

NOU with so much panic ends up inconscient.
WHAT HAVE YOU DONE!!!
Joke, thank you. Here's your reward:

-6000

HomerJC170 wrote:

Shoot 1 bulletaxe at him.

NOU would try to grab the bulletaxe but when he tried to so he remembered of terrible memories when he got thrown off a cliff and when he saw EE's old site.
The bulletaxe has hit his head like a charm.

-510

ROUND RESULTS
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NOU HAS NOW -13010 HP!

CURRENT MAX POWER: 2

NOU'S HEALTH IS NOW: -3110/15000
YOU HAVE ANIQUILATTED NOU! JAWAPA has gave you all some cash he stole from black market and thanked you.

NEW NOU IS INTENSE. HE HAS SPAWNED WITH 25000/25000 HEALTH AND SUMMONS LARGER ENEMIES, WHILE REGENERATING POWER IN 2 ROUNDS!

NOU'S POWER BAR IS:
1 - lol thats not nou
2 - selfish nou spawns enemies to save him
3 - mad nou has less 50% chance to earn a new weakness and has half as of weaknesses
4 - nou is mad more power = health regeneration
5 - power never downs
6 - less 50% chance to earn an affliction harming nou and has half as of harming afflictions
7 - 50% more chance to earn a healing affliction
8 - supreme leader. extreme health regeneration and power regeneration, immune to a lot of stuff

VOTE FOR UPGRADES!!! JUST TYPE !VOTE [NUMBER]
1: All afflictions do 2x as damage (1/3)
2: Nou's weaknesses are 2x as effective (2/3)

NOU HAS USED HIS POWER TO SUMMON A WILD TOOP!

Toop's Health: 5000/5000

TaskManager · 2016-05-28 12:05:39

Smash toop with a bad graphic design

HomerJC170 · 2016-05-28 18:10:50

shoot 3 bulletaxes at toop

Michele · 2016-05-28 18:54:51

I attempt to stop time.

Raven · 2016-05-28 18:59:40

I cut him with a katana.

Yandax · 2016-05-28 19:24:32

I give Toop a complement and $100 dollars in mercury dimes.

Goldy301 · 2016-05-29 01:32:46

Aww so mean to toop

Heeeaaalll!

some woman · 2016-05-29 02:02:43

apologize for his boss suddenly becoming so violent, and try to comfort him. reassure him that his graphics are as good as rpgmaster's.

realmaster42 · 2016-05-29 11:14:06

maxi123 wrote:

Smash toop with a bad graphic design

Toop looks at it and laughs: "LOL YOU ARE TERRIBLE NOOB HAHA"

HomerJC170 wrote:

shoot 3 bulletaxes at toop

Toop dodges 'em all.

Michele wrote:

I attempt to stop time.

You attempt to stop time. Time doesn't stop unfortunately.

Raven wrote:

I cut him with a katana.

Poor toop

-500

Yandax wrote:

I give Toop a complement and $100 dollars in mercury dimes.

Toop thanks you!

+100

Goldy301 wrote:

Aww so mean to toop
Heeeaaalll!

You use Potion of Healing on Toop.

+50

some man wrote:

apologize for his boss suddenly becoming so violent, and try to comfort him. reassure him that his graphics are as good as rpgmaster's.

Toop understands your first setence.
But when the second comes, toop starts paniquing, screaming, yelling, crying...
Toop really doesn't like that you call his graphics 'as good as rpgmaster's'

-2000

Good job!

ROUND RESULTS
-----------------------------
TOOP HAS NOW -2350 HP!

CURRENT MAX POWER: 2

NOU'S HEALTH IS NOW: 25000/25000

NOU'S POWER BAR IS:
1 - lol thats not nou
2 - selfish nou spawns enemies to save him
3 - mad nou has less 50% chance to earn a new weakness and has half as of weaknesses
4 - nou is mad more power = health regeneration
5 - power never downs
6 - less 50% chance to earn an affliction harming nou and has half as of harming afflictions
7 - 50% more chance to earn a healing affliction
8 - supreme leader. extreme health regeneration and power regeneration, immune to a lot of stuff

VOTE FOR UPGRADES!!! JUST TYPE !VOTE [NUMBER]
1: All afflictions do 2x as damage (1/3)
2: Nou's weaknesses are 2x as effective (2/3)

VOTE FOR UPGRADES!!! JUST TYPE !VOTE2 [NUMBER]
1: Free one new 50% weakness (0/3)
2: Free one new affliction that sticks to him this entire game (0/3)

NOU's POWER WILL REGENERATE IN 2 ROUNDS

Toop's Health: 2650/5000

Don't forget to vote for upgrade!

HomerJC170 · 2016-05-29 19:59:45

!vote2 2

kubapolish · 2016-05-30 03:21:32

throw 691337 smileys at nou

HomerJC170 · 2016-05-30 06:03:25

shoot 1 Mini Nou at toop
shoot 3 bulletaxes at nou

Nebula · 2017-02-09 17:41:58

Request 1 million requests at toop.
Wait, isn't marco banned?

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