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Climb into inventory slot
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cry
you shed a single tear. this is a dark scene to behold. what shall you do?
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slit throat
aka towwl
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what a party pooper
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slit throat
an attempt was made, but there is a 1 pixel forcefield keeping you from suicide. what shall you do?
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throw chair at chest
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throw chair at chest
THIS IS THE 600,000TH POST AHHAHAHAHAHA
you throw the chair at the chest, and the chair lands upright, still smiling. the chest breaks and reveals a key! what shall you do?
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pick up key, equip key, open door
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pick up key, equip key, open door
you try to open the door, but it is locked. what shall you do?
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use key on door
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use key on door
key was used on door. you hear a click whew. what shall you do?
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open door and walk through it
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open door and walk through it
the key is stuck in the door because you suck. the chair is sad, but hey, it has a broken chest to hang out with!
you see an old, shriveled up man. he says to you
"hello traveler. you look big, and drunk. what is your name?"
what shall you do?
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climb into the inventory
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climb into the inventory
you try to reach for the inventory, but it is as if it isnt really there. you somehow give the old mans face colour.
"wow thanks. also what are you doing?" he says
what shall you do?
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kill that old man
he's too short
"can you not thanks. what is your name?"
what shall you do?
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draw a pentagram with his blood and eat old man's corpse afterward, this will make you strong as Hercules.
he has no excess blood, so no pentagram can be drawn
"dude can you not. what is your name?"
what shall you do?
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Say your name is Darryl
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Say your name is Darryl
you tell him your name is darryl
"well that is a name"
you notice his arms grow. what shall you do?
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Kirby wrote:Say your name is Darryl
you tell him your name is darryl"well that is a name"
you notice his arms grow. what shall you do?
tell him your last name is smith so his arms grow longer
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