Destroy Nou

TaskManager · 2016-04-27 22:09:57

FINISH HIM WITH AN AXE DECORATION FROM MEDIEVAL PACK

Prodigy · 2016-04-27 22:26:20

Heal him majorly

kubapolish · 2016-04-27 23:45:20

i tried to heal him but k then

give him torn plush with his favourite ee smiley

realmaster42 · 2016-04-28 09:34:30

Yandax wrote:

I give him some iced tea and a cappuccino (In case he hates iced tea) and tell him he's awesome.

NOU drinks the iced tea and feels satisfied, and then drinks the cappuccino.
Something weird was happening, because NOU has started screaming.

He was burning inside from the mix of ice with heat!
(Yandax you are amazing at this game)

-520

ROUND RESULTS
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NOU HAS NOW -520 HP!

NOU HAS DIED!!!

EVERYONE HAS EARNED TWO UPGRADES TO VOTE FROM!!! JUST TYPE !VOTE [NUMBER]
1: All afflictions do 2x as damage
2: Nou's weaknesses are 2x as effective

maxi123 wrote:

FINISH HIM WITH AN AXE DECORATION FROM MEDIEVAL PACK

You crushed nou's skull.

-500

Prodigy wrote:

Heal him majorly

You heal NOU.
STOP IT WHAT ARE YOU DOING!!!

+100

Kubapolish wrote:

i tried to heal him but k then
give him torn plush with his favourite ee smiley

NOU sees a torn plush with his favourite ee smiley and SCREAMS.
NOU is afraid of plushes and you just gave him a permanent life damage.

NEW WEAKNESS DISCOVERED! Nou is afraid of plushes.

-1000

ROUND RESULTS
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NOU HAS NOW -1400 HP!

CURRENT MAX POWER: 2

NOU'S POWER IS: 2
NOU'S HEALTH IS NOW: 13600/15000

NEW WEAKNESS DISCOVERED! Nou is afraid of plushes. Don't give him one.

NOU'S POWER BAR IS:
1 - lol thats not nou
2 - selfish nou spawns enemies to save him
3 - mad nou has less 50% chance to earn a new weakness and has half as of weaknesses
4 - nou is mad more power = health regeneration
5 - power regenerates
6 - less 50% chance to earn an affliction harming nou and has half as of harming afflictions
7 - 50% more chance to earn a healing affliction
8 - supreme leader. extreme health regeneration and power regeneration, immune to a lot of stuff

EVERYONE HAS EARNED TWO UPGRADES TO VOTE FROM!!! JUST TYPE !VOTE [NUMBER]
1: All afflictions do 2x as damage
2: Nou's weaknesses are 2x as effective

NOU HAS REFFILED HIS POWER AND SPAWNED A SENTRY BARREL

SENTRY BARREL: 500/500

kubapolish

Jorc · 2016-04-28 10:46:00

Call evil superman and kill nou! with MAX POWER!

kubapolish · 2016-04-28 12:49:31

!VOTE 2

shoot SENTRY BARREL with uzi pistol that has 666 bullets loaded in it, grab bottle of water and spill it on barrel

Goldy301 · 2016-04-28 14:55:27

throw beta blocks at nou

Anatoly · 2016-04-28 16:17:55

Give him once-working time machine and put him in time when EE was not existing. Time machine broke life and He won't get an admin

realmaster42 · 2016-04-28 18:17:03

IamJoranasC wrote:

Call evil superman and kill nou! with MAX POWER!

if only not for the sentry...

-1000

THE SENTRY HAS BEEN CLEANISHED

Kubapolish wrote:

!VOTE 2
shoot SENTRY BARREL with uzi pistol that has 666 bullets loaded in it, grab bottle of water and spill it on barrel

you shoot NOU because SENTRY BARREL is dead and nou didn't appreciate that.
wow for the 2nd phrase you know what it means i wont answer

-500

Goldy301 wrote:

throw beta blocks at nou

you throw beta blocks at nou

-100

AnatolyEE wrote:

Give him once-working time machine and put him in time when EE was not existing. Time machine broke life and He won't get an admin

a wild mrshoes comes and says: "IM MR. NERD I PRO NOW LISTEN TO ME SERVANT NOU YOU ARE IN DANGER DONT GO ON THAT MACHINE"

unfortunately nou looks at mrshoe and laughs, and enters the time machine.
Nothing worked. It's a once-working machine! On boot it stopped working forever.

ROUND RESULTS
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NOU HAS NOW -1600 HP!

CURRENT MAX POWER: 2

NOU'S POWER IS: 1
NOU'S HEALTH IS NOW: 12000/15000

NOU'S POWER BAR IS:
1 - lol thats not nou
2 - selfish nou spawns enemies to save him
3 - mad nou has less 50% chance to earn a new weakness and has half as of weaknesses
4 - nou is mad more power = health regeneration
5 - power never downs
6 - less 50% chance to earn an affliction harming nou and has half as of harming afflictions
7 - 50% more chance to earn a healing affliction
8 - supreme leader. extreme health regeneration and power regeneration, immune to a lot of stuff

VOTE FOR UPGRADES!!! JUST TYPE !VOTE [NUMBER]
1: All afflictions do 2x as damage
2: Nou's weaknesses are 2x as effective (1/3)

NOU HAS LOST HIS SENTRY.

kubapolish

TaskManager · 2016-04-28 18:25:48

!vote 1
weaknesses dont have much of effect

unload five truckloads of plushies onto nou

Anatoly · 2016-04-28 18:59:56

Defeat him

kubapolish · 2016-04-28 19:51:52

throw black hole & white hole on nou it

Yandax · 2016-04-28 19:54:31

I figure he's tired of beverages and attempt to cheer him up with some fruit salad. I hope he likes fruit.

Raphe9000 · 2016-04-28 21:02:05

Hmmm. How about I hack into Nou's account and make Jawapa admin again, resulting in the end of EE... Maybe I should not do that... Meh YOLO.

Pingohits · 2016-04-29 00:46:42

is this a rip-off of my beloved destroy mrshoe?

im not saying you have to cease and desist, but it sure would be nice if you at least mentioned the fact you based this off of my game

Jedpogi

Jedpogi · 2016-04-29 11:40:54

take all the health nou has

Michele · 2016-04-29 17:12:29

I summon Tiz Arrior from Bravely Default in an attempt to weaken his defense by 5%, followed by a slash.

realmaster42 · 2016-04-29 18:03:49

maxi123 wrote:

!vote 1
weaknesses dont have much of effect
unload five truckloads of plushies onto nou

you are mean to nou!!!
nou got veri scared and follows all orders now, and never dodges.

NOU is now HORRORIZED.

NEW AFFLICTION ON NOU ENCYCLOPEDIA!!! HORRORIZED!

-1000

AnatolyEE wrote:

Defeat him

no

Kubapolish wrote:

throw black hole & white hole on nou it

espacial time distortion doesn't permitt that you throw black holes or white holes!!!
just joking

you throw a black hole tearing nou's flesh and bone apart.
but then you throw a white hole inversing the effect and negatively reflecting time, making nou alive once again.

what are you doing

Yandax wrote:

I figure he's tired of beverages and attempt to cheer him up with some fruit salad. I hope he likes fruit.

you give him some fruit and nou eats it all

+100

Raphe9000 wrote:

Hmmm. How about I hack into Nou's account and make Jawapa admin again, resulting in the end of EE... Maybe I should not do that... Meh YOLO.

you try to hack Nou's account but get jumpscared!!!
nou is smarter than u haha!

Pingohits wrote:

is this a rip-off of my beloved destroy mrshoe?
im not saying you have to cease and desist, but it sure would be nice if you at least mentioned the fact you based this off of my game

i could post into your post, but that would mean gravedigging.
you let it die, so i decided to make a whole new fresh one, with different ideas/mechanisms. If you notice yours is really different from mine, but yes, it's based on yours.

*claps claps claps*
OK STOP CLAPPING

its on page 1.

Jedpogi wrote:

take all the health nou has

no

Michele wrote:

I summon Tiz Arrior from Bravely Default in an attempt to weaken his defense by 5%, followed by a slash.

nou has 0 defence meaning 5% is 0
however the slash hurt

-250

ROUND RESULTS
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NOU HAS NOW -1150 HP!

CURRENT MAX POWER: 2

NOU'S POWER IS: 1
NOU'S HEALTH IS NOW: 10850/15000

NOU'S POWER BAR IS:
1 - lol thats not nou
2 - selfish nou spawns enemies to save him
3 - mad nou has less 50% chance to earn a new weakness and has half as of weaknesses
4 - nou is mad more power = health regeneration
5 - power never downs
6 - less 50% chance to earn an affliction harming nou and has half as of harming afflictions
7 - 50% more chance to earn a healing affliction
8 - supreme leader. extreme health regeneration and power regeneration, immune to a lot of stuff

VOTE FOR UPGRADES!!! JUST TYPE !VOTE [NUMBER]
1: All afflictions do 2x as damage (1/3)
2: Nou's weaknesses are 2x as effective (1/3)

NEW AFFLICTION ON NOU ENCYCLOPEDIA!!! HORRORIZED. NOU CAN'T DODGE A SINGLE ATTACK AND FOLLOWS ALL ORDERS.

MBlood · 2016-04-29 18:56:36

!VOTE 2

Also tell nou to watch Boku No Pico

kubapolish · 2016-04-30 00:28:45

throw sharp knife on it and type /execute nou ~ ~20 ~ summon Falling_Anvil on world server console
im sorry

Goldy301 · 2016-04-30 00:50:53

sing a slow song to him until he's bored and sleepy

Yandax · 2016-04-30 14:21:01

NOU seems bored, so I gave him a book to read: 'The Lord of the Flies' I hope he likes it.

Prodigy · 2016-04-30 14:36:53

More Heal!

realmaster42 · 2016-05-01 10:05:05

MBlood wrote:

!VOTE 2
Also tell nou to watch Boku No Pico

NOU is disgusted

-50

Kubapolish wrote:

throw sharp knife on it and type /execute nou ~ ~20 ~ summon Falling_Anvil on world server console
im sorry

you throw a sharp knife at nou and nou gets hurt.
but then a falling anvil falls on the sand and doesn't hit nou (any action = 1 action)

also how long have you been hiding im sorry?

-100

Goldy301 wrote:

sing a slow song to him until he's bored and sleepy

you sing a slow song at nou until he's bored and sleepy... if you had continued it would hurt

+100

Yandax wrote:

NOU seems bored, so I gave him a book to read: 'The Lord of the Flies' I hope he likes it.

NOU opens the book and knocks out.
Horribly, that book sucks.

-1000

Prodigy wrote:

More Heal!

You heal nou.

+100

ROUND RESULTS
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NOU HAS NOW -950 HP!

CURRENT MAX POWER: 2

NOU'S POWER IS: 2
NOU'S HEALTH IS NOW: 9900/15000

NOU'S POWER BAR IS:
1 - lol thats not nou
2 - selfish nou spawns enemies to save him
3 - mad nou has less 50% chance to earn a new weakness and has half as of weaknesses
4 - nou is mad more power = health regeneration
5 - power never downs
6 - less 50% chance to earn an affliction harming nou and has half as of harming afflictions
7 - 50% more chance to earn a healing affliction
8 - supreme leader. extreme health regeneration and power regeneration, immune to a lot of stuff

VOTE FOR UPGRADES!!! JUST TYPE !VOTE [NUMBER]
1: All afflictions do 2x as damage (1/3)
2: Nou's weaknesses are 2x as effective (2/3)

NOU'S POWER HAS BEEN REGENERATED.

Yandax · 2016-05-01 13:20:54

marcoantonimsantos wrote:

Yandax wrote:
NOU seems bored, so I gave him a book to read: 'The Lord of the Flies' I hope he likes it.
NOU opens the book and knocks out.
Horribly, that book sucks.
-1000

WHAT DO YOU MEAN THE BOOK SUCKS??!?

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