Destroy Nou

realmaster42 · 2016-04-23 20:14:59

Prodigy wrote:

Get a chainsaw and cut off his feet.

nou got hurt in it's leg starting a infection!

nou is diseesed!

NEW AFFLICTION ON NOU'S ENCYCLOPEDIA!
All attacks will now inflict extra 100 damage.

- 110

maxi123 wrote:

throw a nokia into him

oh no! nou tries to run but the evil nokia is always looking for a pray
nou got eaten by the nokia

- 160

ROUND RESULTS
-----------------------------
NOU HAS NOW -270 HP!

NOU'S HEALTH IS NOW: 9420/10000

NOU'S AFFLICTED WITH SADNESS and DISEASE

Luka504 · 2016-04-24 15:24:48

Surround Nou with Legos so his only escape is to walk on them.

TaskManager · 2016-04-24 15:58:54

spill gas all over the legos and set them on fire

Jedpogi · 2016-04-26 11:27:03

KILL IT WITH FIRE

Gosha · 2016-04-26 11:34:57

Wait, why would you need to kill nou?

AlphaJon

realmaster42 · 2016-04-26 19:22:54

Luka504 wrote:

Surround Nou with Legos so his only escape is to walk on them.

nou decides to jump the lego
owww, nou escaped

maxi123 wrote:

spill gas all over the legos and set them on fire

nooo what are you doing!!!
you just burned the disee, making nou free from the disee!!! (of course excluiding the fact you just almost killed nou)
luckily the disee on burn burns its host too per part each bacteria
rip

-1010

NOU is no longer DISEASED!!!

Jedpogi wrote:

KILL IT WITH FIRE

of course nou is an IT
you just gave him more emotional damage than the fire itself

altought fire did damage, emotional damage hurted him more

NOU is now EMOTIONALLY DISTURBED!!!

NEW AFFLICTION ON NOU'S ENCYCLOPEDIA!
All emotional attacks will now deal 1000 extra damage.
All normal attacks will now deal 10 extra damage.

-1020

omg you.... i say you are the lord

Gosha wrote:

Wait, why would you need to kill nou?

Gosha: Wait, why would you need to kill nou?
nou: kill me

ROUND RESULTS
-----------------------------
NOU HAS NOW -2030 HP!

NOU'S HEALTH IS NOW: 7390/10000

NOU IS NO LONGER AFFLICTED WITH DISEASE!!!

NEW AFFLICTION ON NOU ENCYCLOPEDIA: EMOTIONAL DAMAGE!!!
All emotional attacks will now deal extra 1000 damage
All normal attacks will now deal extra 10 damage

NOU'S AFFLICTED WITH SADNESS and EMOTIONAL DAMAGE

Yandax · 2016-04-26 19:39:51

Complement him on how well the staff is doing! (Please note, I can't tell if this is sarcasm yet)

realmaster42 · 2016-04-26 19:59:04

Yandax wrote:

Complement him on how well the staff is doing! (Please note, I can't tell if this is sarcasm yet)

this thread is pure joke
just for fun

just hurt him here on this topic whenever u feel like to beat someone

sthegreat · 2016-04-26 21:19:19

send him a letter full of glitter, so when he opens it it spills everywhere
good luck cleaning that up

Prodigy · 2016-04-26 21:46:27

Give him the bubonic plague

Luka504 · 2016-04-26 21:54:35

Threaten him with a knife.

Prodigy · 2016-04-26 22:07:32

Give him some apple juice.

TaskManager · 2016-04-26 22:11:03

shove magic coins up his ****

Yandax · 2016-04-27 00:47:07

marcoantonimsantos wrote:

Yandax wrote:
Complement him on how well the staff is doing! (Please note, I can't tell if this is sarcasm yet)
this thread is pure joke
just for fun
just hurt him here on this topic whenever u feel like to beat someone

I just decided I wasn't being sarcastic. I love the job the staff is doing. I attempt to heal NOU!

realmaster42 · 2016-04-27 09:24:22

sthegreat wrote:

send him a letter full of glitter, so when he opens it it spills everywhere
good luck cleaning that up

NOU opens the letter thinking its a love letter and BOOOOOM!!!
It's on his face!

*You hurt NOU's feelings.

-1110

Prodigy wrote:

Give him the bubonic plague

Nou watches the bubonic plague try to get on his body while he runs away from trouble
It's too late. The plague ate NOU!

-520

Luka504 wrote:

Threaten him with a knife.

You threaten him with a knife.
NOU threatens you with a ban.

Prodigy wrote:

Give him some apple juice.

NOU dislikes apple juice!
HOW COULD YOU?

-70

maxi123 wrote:

shove magic coins up his ****

NOU feels disgusted

-120

Yandax wrote:

marcoantonimsantos wrote:
Yandax wrote:
Complement him on how well the staff is doing! (Please note, I can't tell if this is sarcasm yet)
this thread is pure joke
just for fun
just hurt him here on this topic whenever u feel like to beat someone
I just decided I wasn't being sarcastic. I love the job the staff is doing. I attempt to heal NOU!

NOU got healed.
STOP IT WHAT ARE YOU DOING!!!

+70

ROUND RESULTS
-----------------------------
NOU HAS NOW -1750 HP!

NOU'S POWER IS: 1
NOU'S HEALTH IS NOW: 5640/10000

NOU'S AFFLICTED WITH SADNESS and EMOTIONAL DAMAGE

Goldy301 · 2016-04-27 15:12:23

give him water to drink

Yandax · 2016-04-27 15:50:09

I attempt to heal him AGAIN!

Anatoly · 2016-04-27 16:30:58

Spam his inbox with a request to be a moderator till he says "yes". Then take ownership of the game and he is defeated.. Simple, quick, easy

realmaster42 · 2016-04-27 17:25:37

Goldy301 wrote:

give him water to drink

NOU thanks you for the poisoned water

+70

Yandax wrote:

I attempt to heal him AGAIN!

really stop it what are you doing
+70

AnatolyEE wrote:

Spam his inbox with a request to be a moderator till he says "yes". Then take ownership of the game and he is defeated.. Simple, quick, easy

NOU decides to make his own inbox and your requests are no longer seen.

ROUND RESULTS
-----------------------------
NOU HAS NOW +120 HP!

NOU'S POWER IS: 1
NOU'S HEALTH IS NOW: 5760/10000

NOU'S AFFLICTED WITH SADNESS and EMOTIONAL DAMAGE

Yandax · 2016-04-27 20:04:22

I give him Kool-Aid to drink.

kubapolish · 2016-04-27 20:28:19

call psychologist and navigate him to nou, heal him, and say "everything will be ok, dont be sad" and give him "hate shield" which prevents from emotional attacks or idk ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Luka504 · 2016-04-27 21:10:32

Throw a zombie effect at him getting him diseased again.

Prodigy · 2016-04-27 21:37:30

Give him a used gem coupon.

realmaster42 · 2016-04-27 21:45:07

Yandax wrote:

I give him Kool-Aid to drink.

NOU drinks Kool-Aid.
Ha, fresh and neat.

+10---AAHHHHH!!!! WHO ARE YOU!!!, says NOU in front of Kool-Aid
I'M GOING TO KILL YOU, he says

oops

*NOU's feelings got hurt!

-1520

Kubapolish wrote:

call psychologist and navigate him to nou, heal him, and say "everything will be ok, dont be sad" and give him "hate shield" which prevents from emotional attacks or idk ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

NOU sees a psychologist coming and tries to run, but there is no escape.
NOU got hurt inside, knowing that someone gave him his worst nightmare, once and for all in real life.
He heals nou, but NOU is so scared the spell doesn't work, and gets even scaried with "everything will be ok, dont be sad".

He sees a shield appearing, the "hate shield". This brang hate to NOU.

Kubapolish is very smart. Give him a class of claps!

NEW WEAKNESS DISCOVERED! Nou is afraid of phsycologists. Probably all type of medicine, but we don't know.

-3020

Luka504 wrote:

Throw a zombie effect at him getting him diseased again.

NOU got the zombie effect, but is immune to the disee.
NOU looks at you and laughs severely.

Prodigy wrote:

Give him a used gem coupon.

NOU feels sad inside.

*NOU got hurt emotionally!

-1020

ROUND RESULTS
-----------------------------
NOU HAS NOW -5550 HP!

CURRENT MAX POWER: 1

NOU'S POWER IS: 1
NOU'S HEALTH IS NOW: 210/10000

NOU'S AFFLICTED WITH SADNESS and EMOTIONAL DAMAGE

NEW WEAKNESS DISCOVERED! Nou is afraid of phsycologists. Probably all type of medicine, but we don't know.

NOU'S POWER BAR IS:
1 - lol thats not nou
2 - selfish nou spawns enemies to save him
3 - mad nou has less 50% chance to earn a new weakness and has half as of weaknesses
4 - nou is mad more power = health regeneration
5 - power regenerates
6 - less 50% chance to earn an affliction harming nou and has half as of harming afflictions
7 - 50% more chance to earn a healing affliction
8 - supreme leader. extreme health regeneration and power regeneration, immune to a lot of stuff

KILL NOU TO EARN MAX POWER OF 2 AND TWO UPGRADES TO VOTE FROM

kubapolish

Yandax · 2016-04-27 21:50:23

I give him some iced tea and a cappuccino (In case he hates iced tea) and tell him he's awesome.

Official Everybody Edits Forums

#26 2016-04-23 20:14:59

Re: Destroy Nou

#27 2016-04-24 15:24:48

Re: Destroy Nou

#28 2016-04-24 15:58:54

Re: Destroy Nou

#29 2016-04-26 11:27:03

Re: Destroy Nou

#30 2016-04-26 11:34:57

Re: Destroy Nou

#31 2016-04-26 19:22:54

Re: Destroy Nou

#32 2016-04-26 19:39:51

Re: Destroy Nou

#33 2016-04-26 19:59:04

Re: Destroy Nou

#34 2016-04-26 21:19:19

Re: Destroy Nou

#35 2016-04-26 21:46:27

Re: Destroy Nou

#36 2016-04-26 21:54:35

Re: Destroy Nou

#37 2016-04-26 22:07:32

Re: Destroy Nou

#38 2016-04-26 22:11:03

Re: Destroy Nou

#39 2016-04-27 00:47:07

Re: Destroy Nou

#40 2016-04-27 09:24:22

Re: Destroy Nou

#41 2016-04-27 15:12:23

Re: Destroy Nou

#42 2016-04-27 15:50:09

Re: Destroy Nou

#43 2016-04-27 16:30:58

Re: Destroy Nou

#44 2016-04-27 17:25:37

Re: Destroy Nou

#45 2016-04-27 20:04:22

Re: Destroy Nou

#46 2016-04-27 20:28:19

Re: Destroy Nou

#47 2016-04-27 21:10:32

Re: Destroy Nou

#48 2016-04-27 21:37:30

Re: Destroy Nou

#49 2016-04-27 21:45:07, last edited by realmaster42 (2016-04-27 21:47:54)

Re: Destroy Nou

#50 2016-04-27 21:50:23

Re: Destroy Nou

Board footer