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realmaster42

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Destroy Nou

BASED ON DEFEAT MRSHOE

Nou is here to kill you all!
Be sure to destroy him before its too late!

How to play: do any action to damage/heal nou

▼NOU'S ENCYCLOPEDIA

Afflictions:
    TOP: Does tons of damage
      -DISEASE, all attacks inflict 100 extra damage
      -EMOTIONAL DAMAGE, all emotional attacks deal 1000 extra damages and all normal attacks inflict 10 extra damage
      -SADNESS, all attacks deal 10 more damage
      -HORROR, nou can't dodge any attack and follows all orders
    BOTTOM: Doesn't hurt nou

Weaknesses:
    -Everybody Edits, not such a big one but surely makes him cry
    -Phsycologists, Nou is afraid of phsycologists. Probably all type of medicine, but we don't know.
    -Plushes, Nou has a terrible fear to plushes.

Round 17

NOU's Health: 25000/25000

CURRENT MAX POWER: 2

NOU'S POWER IS: 2

NOU'S POWER BAR IS:
1 - lol thats not nou
2 - selfish nou spawns enemies to save him
3 - mad nou has less 50% chance to earn a new weakness and has half as of weaknesses
4 - nou is mad more power = health regeneration & faster power regeneration
5 - power regenerates
6 - less 50% chance to earn an affliction harming nou and has half as of harming afflictions
7 - 50% more chance to earn a healing affliction
8 - supreme leader. extreme health regeneration and power regeneration, immune to a lot of stuff

VOTE FOR UPGRADES!!! JUST TYPE !VOTE [NUMBER]
1: All afflictions do 2x as damage (1/3)
2: Nou's weaknesses are 2x as effective (2/3)

VOTE FOR UPGRADES!!! JUST TYPE !VOTE2 [NUMBER]
1: Free one new 50% weakness (0/3)
2: Free one new affliction that sticks to him this entire game (0/3)

NOU's POWER WILL REGENERATE IN 2 ROUNDS

Toop's Health: 2650/5000

Don't forget to vote for upgrade!

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Gosha

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Re: Destroy Nou

organize a revolution

TaskManager

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Re: Destroy Nou

overheal nou with a heal spell

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realmaster42

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Re: Destroy Nou

organize a revolution

you organizated a revolution
now what

overheal nou with a heal spell

error 666: nou already has max health

      ROUND RESULTS
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NOU HAS NOW -0 HP!

NOU'S HEALTH IS NOW: 10000

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N1KF

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Re: Destroy Nou

no if you knew how computers work its -1 that overflows back to the highest number not -0

TaskManager

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Re: Destroy Nou

actually overheal means healing beyond max health but the health will slowly bleed off back to max amount

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Zumza

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Re: Destroy Nou

Nou changes his mind as always.
HP: 0

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Luka504

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From: Serbia,probs never heard of it

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Re: Destroy Nou

Throw an atomic bomb at him.

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sthegreat

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Re: Destroy Nou

introduce him to a cool game i found called "everybody edits"

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Raphe9000

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Re: Destroy Nou

Nou is here to kill you all!
Be sure to destroy him before its too late!

How to play: do any action to damage/heal nou

Round 2

NOU's Health: 10000/10000

Oh this is going to be easy. I will use my most powerful attack! *suggests they the staff adds a new type of ninja*

realmaster42

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Re: Destroy Nou

no if you knew how computers work its -1 that overflows back to the highest number not -0

no mr. fanboy this is my game

actually overheal means healing beyond max health but the health will slowly bleed off back to max amount

no mr. fanboy this is my game

Nou changes his mind as always.
HP: 0

nou is too busy to change his mind!

Throw an atomic bomb at him.

ehh
that hurt!

-100

introduce him to a cool game i found called "everybody edits"

nou is hurt to see his terrible creation

- 50

nou is saddened

NEW AFFLICTION ON NOU'S ENCYCLOPEDIA!
All attacks will now inflict extra 10 damage.

NEW WEAKNESS ON NOU'S ENCYCLOPEDIA!
Everybody Edits is a weakness

Nou is here to kill you all!
Be sure to destroy him before its too late!

How to play: do any action to damage/heal nou

Round 2

NOU's Health: 10000/10000

Oh this is going to be easy. I will use my most powerful attack! *suggests they the staff adds a new type of ninja*

nou is disgusted

-50

      ROUND RESULTS
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NOU HAS NOW -200 HP!

NOU'S HEALTH IS NOW: 9800/10000

NOU'S AFFLICTED WITH SADNESS

NEW AFFLICTION: SADNESS
NEW WEAKNESS: Everybody Edits

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AlphaJon

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Re: Destroy Nou

Introduce Nou to Fishbole ™

TaskManager

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Re: Destroy Nou

force nou to work on everybody edits to the end of his life

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realmaster42

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Re: Destroy Nou

Introduce Nou to Fishbole ™

nou watches fishbole when fishbole astronaut appears
nou didn't like that

-60

force nou to work on everybody edits to the end of his life

nou is angry at you
NOU is no longer SADNNED!

      ROUND RESULTS
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NOU HAS NOW -60 HP!

NOU'S HEALTH IS NOW: 9740/10000

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TaskManager

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Re: Destroy Nou

introduce nou to the edgy community of everybody edits forums

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Gosha

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Re: Destroy Nou

Make nou run a stream on 8+ hours (he did)

realmaster42

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Re: Destroy Nou

introduce nou to the edgy community of everybody edits forums

nou is presented to maxi123
nou cringes

-5

      ROUND RESULTS
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NOU HAS NOW -5 HP!

NOU'S HEALTH IS NOW: 8835/10000

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Jedpogi

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Re: Destroy Nou

call him a noub

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TaskManager

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Re: Destroy Nou

m8 im having the feel you put max effort to make my attacks useless

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Xfrogman43

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Re: Destroy Nou

NOU HAS NOW -200 HP!

NOU'S HEALTH IS NOW: 8900/10000

Apparently 10000 - 200 = 8900

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AmdS

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Re: Destroy Nou

delete his favorite smiley from the game

Prodigy

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Re: Destroy Nou

Call Benjaminsen to demote him.

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realmaster42

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Re: Destroy Nou

Make nou run a stream on 8+ hours (he did)

nou's legs are amazing and cant stop working
you just healthed him from all hours of work maxi123 forced him to do!

+60

call him a noub

nou looks at you and laughs

m8 im having the feel you put max effort to make my attacks useless

no i dont

NOU HAS NOW -200 HP!

NOU'S HEALTH IS NOW: 8900/10000

Apparently 10000 - 200 = 8900

yes when calculators break thats what happens

delete his favorite smiley from the game

nou starts crying afterall it's the smiley who followed him throught years of parental abuse

nou is now SADNNED!

-110

Call Benjaminsen to demote him.

BENJANMINSEN arrives like a pro "hahah ill demote you noub"
nou looks at BENJANMINSEN and laughs
BENJANMINSEN left

nothing happened

      ROUND RESULTS
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NOU HAS NOW -50 HP!

NOU'S HEALTH IS NOW: 9690/10000

NOU'S AFFLICTED WITH SADNESS

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Prodigy

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Re: Destroy Nou

Get a chainsaw and cut off his feet.

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TaskManager

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Re: Destroy Nou

throw a nokia into him

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