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#1 2016-03-21 02:34:01
- GerominoRenegade
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Clown Town - Share your jokes, puns and riddles with me!
Welcome to Clown Town, a land of funny exclamations and ridiculous riddles! 
Cringe! Laugh! Scratch your head in utter confusion! I'm your host, Geromino, and I'll be whipping up some jokes, puns and riddles along with everyone else! Everyone also has a chance to create a funny so good, it shall be added to our Clown Town Hall of Japes and Brain Teasers, A.K.A. the CTHJBT. Put answers and punchlines in "spoiler" tabs please.
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(more slots will be available as Clown Town prospers)
Here's a little something I came up with:
Which direction does a chickens clock run?
"Burglars always hate being killed." -Sergeant Anous
"Simply take some PVC pipe, a nitrous oxide canister, a valve from any steam operated piece of machinery, duct tape, and a butternut squash." -Sergeant Anous
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#2 2016-03-21 03:16:13, last edited by Zoey2070 (2016-03-21 19:33:09)
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Re: Clown Town - Share your jokes, puns and riddles with me!
where is the place to go for skyscraper demolition?
an airplane hangar
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#3 2016-03-21 14:34:29
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#4 2016-03-22 00:37:11
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Re: Clown Town - Share your jokes, puns and riddles with me!
How about this:
Two men are walking around a golf course. They are trying to make a list of types of birds.
Man #1: How about a goose?
Man #2: Okay, let me write that down.
Man #1: How about -- DUCK!
Man #2: We already have that one --
The second man ended up in the hospital due to severe head injury due to a golf ball.
"Burglars always hate being killed." -Sergeant Anous
"Simply take some PVC pipe, a nitrous oxide canister, a valve from any steam operated piece of machinery, duct tape, and a butternut squash." -Sergeant Anous
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#5 2016-03-22 00:51:38
Re: Clown Town - Share your jokes, puns and riddles with me!
How about this:
Two men are walking around a golf course. They are trying to make a list of types of birds.Man #1: How about a goose?
Man #2: Okay, let me write that down.
Man #1: How about -- DUCK!
Man #2: We already have that one --The second man ended up in the hospital due to severe head injury due to a golf ball.
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#6 2016-03-22 01:40:08
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Re: Clown Town - Share your jokes, puns and riddles with me!
where is the place to go for skyscraper demolition?
an airplane hangar
what was this post and why did it get you banned
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#7 2016-03-22 02:27:14
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Re: Clown Town - Share your jokes, puns and riddles with me!
this deserves its own topic
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#8 2016-03-22 06:10:05
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Re: Clown Town - Share your jokes, puns and riddles with me!
Two guys walk into a bar. They go straight to the bartender and ask for beer. They had a regular conversation like anyone else. Then they left the bar.
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#9 2016-03-22 11:36:47, last edited by zioxei (2016-03-22 11:37:40)
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Re: Clown Town - Share your jokes, puns and riddles with me!
Pingohits wrote:where is the place to go for skyscraper demolition?
an airplane hangarwhat was this post and why did it get you banned
9/11
He said you have to get a plane if you want to destroy a skyscraper.
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#10 2016-03-22 12:13:50
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Re: Clown Town - Share your jokes, puns and riddles with me!
why did the chicken cross the road?
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#11 2016-03-22 12:27:33
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Re: Clown Town - Share your jokes, puns and riddles with me!
why did the chicken cross the road?
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Why did Adele cross the road?
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#12 2016-03-22 12:50:42
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Pingohits wrote:where is the place to go for skyscraper demolition?
an airplane hangarwhat was this post and why did it get you banned
He had other jokes regarding necrophilia. Zoey snipped 'em.
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#13 2016-03-22 13:01:23, last edited by Breadfinn (2016-03-22 13:01:41)
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Re: Clown Town - Share your jokes, puns and riddles with me!
what did the baker say when he lost his car
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#14 2016-03-22 13:09:27
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Why did Adele cross the road?
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its 2016 adele jokes aren't funny anymore thank you
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#15 2016-03-22 14:54:08
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Re: Clown Town - Share your jokes, puns and riddles with me!
why did anakin cross the road?
he wanted to get to the dark side
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why elevator jokes are so funny?
they work on so many levels
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#16 2016-03-22 18:59:14
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Re: Clown Town - Share your jokes, puns and riddles with me!
What's a black man on the moon?
#18 2016-03-22 19:56:04
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Feminism
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#19 2016-03-22 20:00:43
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Re: Clown Town - Share your jokes, puns and riddles with me!
Why did the çhîçkèñ cross the road?
#20 2016-03-22 20:20:15
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Re: Clown Town - Share your jokes, puns and riddles with me!
why is this still a topic
because the mods cant do their jobs
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#21 2016-03-22 20:22:43
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why is this still a topic
Because apparently the staff found this worthy of a topic I mean there have been other "joke" topics in the past so why not yolo swag.
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#22 2016-03-22 20:23:25
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Re: Clown Town - Share your jokes, puns and riddles with me!
Bimps wrote:why is this still a topic
Because apparently the staff found this worthy of a topic I mean there have been other "joke" topics in the past so why not yolo swag.
why is n1kf not on irc anymore
he impersonated faillog
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#24 2016-03-22 20:33:53
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Re: Clown Town - Share your jokes, puns and riddles with me!
Bimps wrote:why is n1kf not on irc anymore
But I am on IRC right now and have been for a while now.
why is n1kf banned from most ee irc chatrooms on rizon
he is pedantic
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#25 2016-03-22 20:46:58, last edited by Schlog (2016-03-22 20:47:30)
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Re: Clown Town - Share your jokes, puns and riddles with me!
why is bimps so edgy
he's made of bismuth
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