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Alright so I'm planning on hosting a mock election similar to how the US presidential election works with 2 parties, primaries for each party, and a general election.
With the help of Zoey and ZeldaXD, this is what we have decided to name the political parties:
Benjaminsons: More fundamentalist view of Everybody Edits. They favor the good old days.
Noubs: Looking for radical changes in the future of the game, mostly in favor of new players.
This quiz will align you on a spectrum between the Benjaminson extreme and the Noub extreme. Here's what it looks like:
Reeich --> Benjaminsons --> nub --> Noub --> Smiley Justice Warrior
nub is basically moderate, which can swing either way. You probably won't get that result on the quiz, unless you say indifferent for most questions.
Anyways, here's the quiz. See where you stand on the issues in Everybody Edits!
Hopefully there's enough interest in this for the mock election to be fun, whenever it happens. Probably in the next few weeks. I thought this would be a nice little teaser. Feel free to post your party alignment results here if you want.
(also I wrote nearly 2000 words on party platforms regarding the issues in the quiz if you want to check that out.)
oh and if you have any suggestions for questions for a quiz in the future when the elections begin that'd be nice. Right now the quiz is pretty short, not enough to get a good measure of opinion on.
aka towwl
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i'm a noub
EDIT: I retook the test while actually thinking about the responses this time. I'm a Reeich.
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I'm a Noub
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Noub
Im Benjaminson
rah rah nostalgia blah blah humbug
EDIT: i've been told that this is the one that is anti staff
(jawapa)
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Even though most of my answers were "indifferent" I ended up as Reeich because reasons.
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im an egg
vote for egg party we will provide all eggscramble and devil in the egg and we mak balloon scluptrue so please vote for me and us
"brok your leg? vote for egg!"
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i am an benjaminsons vote for me the noubs burned our water, stole our houses, and poisoned our womans, vote the reeich
the man who made zoey delete her tumblr
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pls campaigning hasnt begun yet
aka towwl
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i am an benjaminsons vote for me the noubs burned our water, stole our houses, and poisoned our womans
diff your thing broke it won't let me downwoot this post
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Gamemonger wrote:i am an benjaminsons vote for me the noubs burned our water, stole our houses, and poisoned our womans
diff your thing broke it won't let me downwoot this post
your egg party is for dirty noubs who will be deported, go back to your homeland where you belong and not glorious EE
the man who made zoey delete her tumblr
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I got Reeich
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lmao i got Reeich
"You are far right on the EE political spectrum. You heavily favor the "good old days" of EE and will support anything that gives benefit to EE veterans. It would be in your best interest to register or run as a Benjaminson, as you mostly agree with that party."
Maverick: Started up on a 6, when he pulled from the clouds, and then I moved in above him.
Charlie: Well, if you were directly above him, how could you see him?
Maverick: Because I was inverted.
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Benjaminsen = Trump, deal with it.
Trolls be in da place, mon !
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I'm a nub apparently. Bug fixes and the like are nice, and the game should encourage new players.
I said bug fixes are super important and the game should encourage new players with better campaigns but I also said that new nubs shouldn't get a discount on shops or second chances at limited time smilies so apparently that all adds up to a benjaminson.
"Sometimes failing a leap of faith is better than inching forward"
- ShinsukeIto
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i am an benjaminsons vote for me the noubs burned our water, stole our houses, and poisoned our womans, vote the reeich
Oh my god how many times are you going to make this joke
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I'm a Smiley Justice Warrior after this quiz.
Everybody edits, but some edit more than others
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lrussell wrote:I'm a nub apparently. Bug fixes and the like are nice, and the game should encourage new players.
I said bug fixes are super important and the game should encourage new players with better campaigns but I also said that new nubs shouldn't get a discount on shops or second chances at limited time smilies so apparently that all adds up to a benjaminson.
I was against the limited time smileys being available again, but I didn't mind shop discounts because frankly it takes too long to get anything so you can actually begin building anything.
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What a perfect opportunity to put MrShoe here.
This is a false statement.
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