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Anatoly

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poem about ee

dear nou,
i seen obama with you!
I heard about bots,
will you add me to mods?
I will be great in Moderating,
But when jawapa steals the money i will escaping,
you won´t forget my name,
do you know the developer lame?
I was banned just a week,
hey wait, you are a greek?

dear toop,
i am eating now my soup.
I love your graphics,
and i am not six! (..years old)
I have heard your an admin,
like the secret user "sbeam"
can i help you,
as same as nou?

dear thanel,
goshanoob said you´re an spammel (Forum spammer),
you code the game
i love you as same,
as toop over this part,
do you think i am smart?

dear master one,
is `´king of the zone`´ gone?
i know you trade with reports,
but do you do some sports? (physical education)
well nothing to tell in here,
go and hunt a deer...

dear NVD, (en-fav-de)
you sold free items, yeah!!
you were the owner,
in front of the spawner,
why did you gone?
and why dont you spam?

dear processor,
what do you think about the title "professor",
do you code the game?
there isn´t a perfect reim.
I want to know:
Who are you?
You don´t seem to be nou!

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eeanatoly

Gamemonger

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From: #FREESONIIIETY

Joined: 2015-12-24

Posts: 206

Re: poem about ee

I cringed way too much

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the man who made zoey delete her tumblr

Anatoly

Guest

Re: poem about ee

I cringed way too much

Source: You´re just jealous because its MINE!

Sensei1

Member

From: The land of saunas

Joined: 2015-02-16

Posts: 1,112

Re: poem about ee

Not bad
Some parts sounded like you kinda tried to force the rhymes, like for example does eating soup have anything to do with toop?

But yeah, it's cool

Gamemonger

Banned

From: #FREESONIIIETY

Joined: 2015-12-24

Posts: 206

Re: poem about ee

I cringed way too much

Source: You´re just jealous because its MINE!

I'm not jealous, it's just completely atrocious

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the man who made zoey delete her tumblr

Anatoly

Guest

Re: poem about ee

Not bad
Some parts sounded like you kinda tried to force the rhymes, like for example does eating soup have anything to do with toop?

But yeah, it's cool

thx

I cringed way too much

Source: You´re just jealous because its MINE!

I'm not jealous, it's just completely atrocious

kkei

some woman

Member

From: 4th dimension

Joined: 2015-02-15

Posts: 9,289

Re: poem about ee

dear nou,
i seen obama with you!

proof, please

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10 years and still awkward. Keep it up, baby!

Gamemonger

Banned

From: #FREESONIIIETY

Joined: 2015-12-24

Posts: 206

Re: poem about ee

dear nou,
i seen obama with you!

proof, please

Here we are

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the man who made zoey delete her tumblr

Anatoly

Guest

Re: poem about ee

Here we are

Good job!

Awesomenessgood

Member

Joined: 2015-08-06

Posts: 1,666

Re: poem about ee

I know english isnt your main language, so this is relatively kind of good man

Also please for the love of god use normal apostrophes.

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lunchbox

Anatoly

Guest

Re: poem about ee

I know english isnt your main language, so this is relatively kind of good man
Also please for the love of god use normal apostrophes.

Which one is normal? ´`'?

Awesomenessgood

Member

Joined: 2015-08-06

Posts: 1,666

Re: poem about ee

I know english isnt your main language, so this is relatively kind of good man
Also please for the love of god use normal apostrophes.

Which one is normal? ´`'?

The last one

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lunchbox

Anatoly

Guest

Re: poem about ee

The last one

okei

Pingohits

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From: aids lizard

Joined: 2015-02-15

Posts: 7,591

Re: poem about ee

RIVER OF FISH & A TOE OF COINS

TODAY I BLOCKED A LOCK WITH MY OWN PRECIOUS FISTS
COME LITTLE DWARVEN, LET ME SHOW YOU A TWIST

FOURTEEN INCHES, SEVEN CENTS, EIGHTY YEARS AGO
MY FATHER YCLEPT ROMEO, SOLD HIS EIGHTY TOES

TODAY I BLOCKED A LOCK, YESSIREE I DID
THIS KEY I FOUND, HIDING AROUND
IMPLODED A FEBREZE MIST

NOW IT SMELLS LIKE
APPLES
ORANGES
ORANGUTAN JUICE
BABIES
RABIES
AND COUGH SYRUP BOOZE

TODAY I POPPED A LOCK WITH THIS VERY PRECIOUS KEY
HIDING INSIDE THE CORRIDOR WERE COINS THAT FORMED A T
AND NEXT TO THAT AN O
AND NEXT TO THAT AN E
OH ME OH MY OH ME OH MY
IT SMELLED LIKE BEEF PUREE!

TODAY I SWAM ACROSS A LAKE TO MUNCH SOME TEXT-BASED COINS
NEVERTHELESS, AROUND THE TIME, WHERE I JUST REACHED THE BAY (HOORAY!)
I FOUND A FISH WITHOUT A GROIN, AND HE JUST YELLED ME NAME,

"DOCTOR! DOCTOR! WHY ARE YOU HERE TODAY?
YOU'RE COMING ON THURSDAY! I REMEMBER YOU SAY!
YOU'RE COMING ON THURSDAY, NOT TODAY!
MY FEELINGS ARE HURT, AND SO IS MY LEG
YOU CHECKED THEM OUT AND DRANK A KEG
OF GATORADE LIME-ADE, AND THEN YOU BADE
GOODBYE! GOODBYE! GOODBYE OL' FISH!
I'LL BE YONDER ACROSS THE LAKE, VISIT ME IF YOU WISH!
I'LL BE BACK ON THURSDAY, REMEMBER THE DATE
I PROMISE YOU FULLY, I WON'T BE LATE!
GOODBYE! GOODBYE! GOODBYE!"

I WAS CONFUSED, BEFUDDLED, PUZZLED
I TOLD THE FISH, "I'M NO DOCTOR!" THEN NUZZLED
THIS BEARD OF MINE, COATED WITH WHEAT
STRAIGHT FROM THE GROUND THAT'S UNDER MY FEET

"MARRY!" CRIED FISH, "MARRY, OH MARRY!
I'M SO SORRY, I'M SUCH A FAIRY!
THIS LEG OF MINE, BROKEN TO BITS
ALSO DESTROYED MY IRIS PITS!
I CANNOT SEE, AND I CANNOT WALK
I CANNOT SWIM, ALTHOUGH I CAN TALK
I ONLY SEE DOTS OF GREY AND BLUE
SOMETIMES SPARKLES AND SPRAYS OF JUICE
WHEN I CLOSE MY EYES I DO NOT NOTICE
EVEN THE FLOWERS THAT ASIANS CALL "LOTUS"
ARE NOT VISIBLE TO MY PUNY SIGHTS
RAGE, RAGE, AGAINST THE DYING OF LIGHT!"

I FELT PITY FOR THIS FISH
I THINK I MAY GRANT HIM A WISH
I AM A FOUR DIMENSIONAL BEING WHO CAN BEND SPACE AT WILL
AND PLACE COLORED BLOCKS AND GENERATE HILLS
I HAVE NO ALGORITHM, NO PROGRAM, NO CODE
I'M SIMPLY HERE TO MAKE BOX ABODES
SOMETIMES HOTELS, AND MINIGAME ROOMS
SOMETIMES WE ERUPT PIXELATED FUMES
JUST KIDDING, WE EXPEL NO GAS
WE ARE SIMPLE SMILEYS OF CLASS!

NOW MOVE, YOUNG FISH
I STILL HAVE A WISH
TO JOURNEY PAST YOU TO REACH THAT NICHE

ITS FULL OF COINS, SEE
OH SORRY, YOU CAN'T
BUT I'LL EXPLAIN IT TO YOU, AS BEST AS I CAN

IT'S FULL OF TREASURES THAT SMILEYS SEEK
BUT I THINK YOU UNDERSTAND
THIS DARING ADVENTURE IS NOT FOR THE WEAK
SO CUP YOUR PRAYING HANDS

I'LL TELL YOU A STORY OF A MAN NAMED "TOOTS"
HE CLIMBED THIS HILL TO REACH THOSE LOOTS
"DARING MAN!" THE VILLAGERS CRIED
HE'LL NEVER PASS WITHOUT A RIDE!

BUT OH, HE DID! HE PROVED THEM WRONG!
HE CAME BACK DOWN WITH COINS AND CROWNS!
EVERYONE GOT THEIR SHARE OF GOLD
EVEN THE SICK, AND EVEN THE OLD!

THEY ERECTED A MONUMENT IN HONOR OF HIM,
DARING MAN, DESTROYER OF SIN

NOW LISTEN, FISH, I MUST GO PAST
I HOPE YOUR DOCTOR GIVES YOU A CAST
YOUR LEG IS SWOLLEN AND PURPLE AND JARRED
I WILL NOT STARE, I WILL NOT MAR

GOODBYE, YOUNG FISH! MY JOURNEY'S NOT END!
I'LL WALK BEYOND AND FINISH THAT BEND,
THEN I'LL CLIMB A GREY-EYED MOUNT
AND FINALLY RESORT MY GOLD TO COUNT

GOODBYE, YOUNG FISH! I STILL HAVE TIME
TO FINISH THIS GLASS OF GATORADE LIME!
THANKS FOR THE DRINKS, THANKS FOR THIS STAY
I'LL BE BACK WHEN I COME THIS WAY

GOODBYE, YOUNG FISH! IT'S MY LAST, FINAL BID!
I'M LEAVING AWAY, TAKE CARE, SCALED KID!

GOODBYE, YOUNG FISH! GOODBYE! TAKE CARE!

AND BY THE WAY, I'LL TELL YOU MY NAME
IT STARTS WITH A "P", AND INCLUDES NO "A"
I DIRECT A CHURCH IN HONOR OF EGGS
I THINK YOU KNOW, BY THE LOOK IN YOUR EYE
SO I'LL SPEAK NO MORE. FINAL GOODBYE!

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Anatoly

Guest

Re: poem about ee

Another poem

Ehhhh. Its very nice :/ Plz do  not say him its not about EE
Pinohits, good EE joke!

Anatoly

Guest

Re: poem about ee

poem about eeforums:

dear forums,
why do you replace the word users with userzorums?
I don´t know how you are working.
Do you know this spam mers you are jerking?
I have some questions to you.
You have a category for it, too?
Why do you ban me for a week?
I like to use the reim "seek".
Man there different appostrophes´`'...
zoey says the topic moves
"No fun allowed" said processor,
as the user sig, he is not an professor,
but programms the forum really good
hey different 55, hey dude,
listen to me please now,
i would like to know - How?
When i search and then again,
He says wait 20 seconds till it rain.
Yo bobithan, how are you,
Do you want me to get banned befor nou?
Master1 did spam the forum, when
He got his 100ths post, then
the forums birthday plugin,
Bugs like the end of the story "Dgin"
Hey I am not making sence,
Do you want a bit to dance?
I know you like to answer to this po'em,
Do you wanna give me a gem?
Lets i want requesta new acount,
I play everybodyedits bots, its a new round.
Lets please let me end...
Lets bring our forum to defend!