The end of Everybody Edits - Chapter 2 Part 1

realmaster42 · 2016-02-22 22:03:56

This is my new fan-made history...

Signups are currently open for participants. I need you to describe in signup if you are a male or a female, and your most hated EE updates and features, as most liked EE updates and features
anyone missing any of the above is invalid.

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AmdS · 2016-02-22 22:50:54

Sign me up!

TaskManager · 2016-02-22 22:58:34

sign me up

Pingohits · 2016-02-23 00:08:19

sign me the **** up ?????????? good **** go౦ԁ ****? thats ✔ some good??**** right??th ? ere??? right✔there ✔✔if i do ƽaү so my selｆ ? i say so ? thats what im talking about right there right there (chorus: ʳᶦᵍʰᵗ ᵗʰᵉʳᵉ) mMMMMᎷМ? ?? ?НO0ОଠＯOOＯOОଠଠOoooᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒ? ?? ? ? ? ? ? ? ??Good ****

Onjit, bgic, Awesomenessgood

Unau · 2016-02-23 02:45:41

sign me uppppp

!nb4 · 2016-02-23 06:34:32

N1KF · 2016-02-23 06:46:09

!nb4 wrote:

HEEEERE'S !NB4

!nb4

Hostage · 2016-02-23 09:07:20

sign me up my most hated ee update is 2.0 and most liked is 2.0

Awesomenessgood · 2016-02-23 09:19:13

my gender is bruce
my least favourite update is the very first one
my most favourite update is mrshoe era

Michele · 2016-02-23 18:26:47

Sign me in. I didn't hate any update, I love EE. I'm a player and I'm male.

realmaster42 · 2016-02-23 18:58:32

Alright, 9 signed up!

Now waiting for 3 coders :3

Also, only 3 of the 9 players have told their fav./hated updates, so i guess the rest will not have one

Btw, to be a coder you don't need to be officialy one...
Trailer has been updated, after I realize I missed 3 setences.

Michele · 2016-02-23 19:29:28

Just remove coder class, and let it begin with only players.
Nobody likes being a coder.

Zumza · 2016-02-23 19:36:02

sign me up please

Weirdoverse · 2016-02-23 20:21:03

beam me up scoty

Creature · 2016-02-23 20:24:25

I am excited to see this story die.

Signing up as a male creature.

realmaster42 · 2016-02-23 20:40:03

Signups ended!

realmaster42 · 2016-02-23 21:52:27

Book 1 is here :3

A player called zumza connected to EE.
When zumza connected to it's first world that day, he noticed the chat was being spammed by players...
They were on panic, arguring, discussing and batteling about the blog post event.

Zumza tried connecting his bot ZBot, but he got a popup:
info
Your bot has been disconnected. We've disabled bots due a cyber attack on our game. Sorry!

Due this, he logged out to find another worlds.
He was looking for bot-hosted worlds, but then he notices there's none.

Some hours after that, he found a bot world. He joined it as faster as he could.
The owner, 100lol, apparently couldn't run the bot.

zumza: what happened?
100lol: I can't connect the bot!
zumza: uh... weird, that happened to me aswell.

Something strange was going on... Why disable bots because of a cyber-attack?
Zumza gone to lobby, and quickly noticed something he hasn't before.
Crews were also disabled!

Back to the HQ, the devs reunited themselfes and started discussing the problem:

nou: Okay, who's first? What should we do to stop this?
toop: To stop what?
processor: First we have to take toop out of our team.
thanel: Encrypt the server.
nvd: But the server is already encrypted.
toop: Why take me out?
processor: Well, it seems thanel must also be taken out.
nou: STOP IT! Are you guys going to say anything good for reals?
toop: No.
nou: You think you're funny? Well, then you're fired!
toop: Calm down calm down geez! I was joking alright?
processor: I've been working on a solution.
toop: Wich is it?
processor: Disabling bots of course! *bruce face*
nou: Are you phatetic!? That does nothing except spreading the chaos.
nvd: Then we will have to take extreme actions.
nou: What do you mean 'extreme actions'?
nvd: Banning the players... 1 by 1!
nou: No no no that will ruin EE!
nvd: Have you got any other idea?

To be continued...

Zumza, !nb4

Michele · 2016-02-26 16:40:26

Uh.. continue this.

realmaster42 · 2016-02-26 19:44:20

Alright, time for book 2.

The everybody edits devs have been discussing a lot for a decision, when master1 comes in.

master1: Hey guys how is it going?
nou: Not so good... Our little friend NVD wants to ban all the players!
master1: Hell no! That's terrible! Don't do that please...
nvd: Nou... Come on, both I and you know that banning all the players is the best solution we've got.
thanel: No it isn't, we can still look for a way to encrypt our server and game data...
nou: Thanks thanel! Finally someone speaks good.
master1: Uh, so... How long will it take?
thanel: I'm not sure. I guess toop and processor could help me with this.
toop: Count me in.
processor: Sure! Of course I will.

While the devs were discussing, xjeex came in looking worried:

xjeex: GUYS!!!
nou: Hey, what's wrong?
xjeex: My account has been deleted.
nou: What!? How is that even possible?
xjeex: I checked the game's settings and apparently there's no other developer except me, cjmaeder, thanel, toop and nvd.
nou: So, we've got a traitor...?
xjeex: Not really, on the change log it isn't logged that someone eliminated accounts.
nou: But it could have been deleted, to hide truth!
xjeex: Wrong, as logs don't show anything.

Suddently, cjmaeder rushed in:

cjmaeder: Okay, what are we going to do?
xjeex: I recommend recoding connections.
nou: But then we would have to rework over 1M lines of connecting code, both in client and server.
xjeex: But that's the point! Re-doing everything will harden the hacker's work and will give us time to think!
cjmaeder: How much, exactly?
xjeex: I don't really know, it depends on the hacker.

Back on EE, Zumza entered the 2nd world: 'Hacking. . .'
Zumza wasn't awaiting something bad, but he quickly noticed that the owner of the world, 92020194.JElmbW25, had pink name!

How did he do so?
And how was his name so special and long!?
A player, michele, said: "hello. hello 20feedy! hello 30feedy! hello 66feedy!"
"omg owner hacker give me your account i no steal i say i dont steal"
The owner imediatelly said: "no"
"PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE"
"no"
"PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE"
"ugh"
"PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE"
"... that's it"
"PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE"

And then, michele is gone.
'* SYSTEM: michele has been banned permanently.'

Not past too much, everyone left, except for zumza and the world's owner.

zumza: How did you do that???
92020194.JElmbW25: Get out, before I delete you.

Due that, zumza quickly left the world.

Who is this mysterious hacker?

To be continued

Michele · 2016-02-26 20:16:37

"Michele has been permanentely banned"

I get it, I'm not gonna cry every time, no matter what it is the world or game.

TaskManager · 2016-02-26 20:40:22

why there is nothing about me
:<

realmaster42 · 2016-02-26 22:17:12

michele: Be patient. You are only 'missing', you've got hopes to be back
maxi123: cant you wait for the book where you appear?

TaskManager · 2016-02-26 23:49:56

marcoantonimsantos wrote:

michele: Be patient. You are only 'missing', you've got hopes to be back
maxi123: cant you wait for the book where you appear?

ok then
im hyped up

Michele · 2016-02-27 18:23:19

When he comes on he may make a new one or two...

Creature · 2016-02-27 18:24:29

You're the greatest 1-page book writer.

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