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Roses aren't allowed to have fun
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Depression and loneliness, anger and fear, all of these emotions fill me, you hear?
Boredom is coming, unhappiness is here... But having you around makes those not near.
Sadness is tiring, much like anger, but when you're around me, you make me feel not like a hater.
Life is our gift, you made me realize that. But will this be enough to make me not bad?
Valentines day to me just seemed like a myth. You made me believe that it's worth living with.
You brightened my life, and made me whole. I want to return the favor by giving you my soul.
ok i made a poem that took like 20 minutes to think of give me gems now pls
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I'm terribly sorry - this comes from my heart,
The flowers are wilted and falling apart!
I'm sorry your gift is dented and flat,
(I didn't sit on it - that was the cat).
Now I don't mean to continue to sob,
but the chocolate's melted in one giant glob!
I was going to give you a fancy gold locket,
except there was a hole in my pocket.
I have made a terrible mess,
but will you forgive me nonetheless?
...
What do you mean you've never seen me before?
You're saying my valentine's living next door?!
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The Sadness of A Flower
There upon the times of spam
within somdel one did spake
that they indeed could rid
us all of this sacre sham
of pms many they'd all fake
This terrible evil to us
offered great fortune and joy
is not a being poss
to exist presently thus
and to with our wishes, toy
And in belief we filed
lines thereafter which they'd walk
to where was said it hid
and in belief we mired
in the horrid lines they'd talk
Knowledge naught of what'd occur
was all we knew concerning
the murder they'd commit
of the one his wrath'd incur
to which there'd be no learning
He cut off many an ear
from any who did question
what he hid beneath the lid
indeed those earm lies none'd hear
'neath his mug of deception
Of his lies there were many
that were always thought as true
one of drippling ear grease
they'd bet thousand a penny
"to think otherwise, you'd rue"
And so to the cave we walked
within which one played EE
our leader said "kill him"
in such a way that none balked
the one was stabbed 'fore he'd flee
The knife in the heart let out
not the scream we'd all hear
but blood 'cross the keyboard
"there's blood on the mouse," I'd shout
on our shoes we saw it smear
The one who lies then told us
"we have won, EE is dead!
there is now naught to fear
there is no longer need to fuss
just hold with you what is dear"
What we thought was peace then came
There was spam and troll namo
but our shoes were still stained
the blood of whom we did maim
and that blood would 'ever show.
And months later on that day
was February fourteen
some would be given gifts,
for which many they would say
spoken gifts acted, all seen
In the village where we lived
were ribbons of pink and red
and the leader who stood
against the graves he'd outlived
above all the ones now dead
Then we gave many a gift
and so many now were happy
then one walked with a note
intended to one's heart, lift
now read aloud, not sappy
"To my love, this poem's addressed
I truly hope you'll accept
this poem I did write
for it's rendered me stressed
to you, resplendence, yclept
"Roses are red and violets
indeed the violets are plants
violets, truly are blue
yet are not blues, nor brunets
they are violets, sorry, these rants
"I've no ideas left to write
and so I'll end this poem
before it becomes bad
so that it won't become trite
and so ends now, this poem."
The leader, teller of lies
furious with extreme hate
over this, so unfair
to make friends, with many tries
to have no gifts, a sad fate
Then began a murder spree
with the knife, same as before
that laid to rest, EE
now to set the people free
from the lies of long told lore
With a face and hand contorted
he stabbed one and another
blood again sprayed and flew
and coated those now sorted
to chaos, it did gather
He ran after others then
he killed 2, 3, 4, more
hit by a rock in hand
the same then struck him again
was plattened 'til his skull tore
The body lay there on silt
as a red puddle seeped forth
a flower was placed there
though in days both did then wilt
with smell, and both buried, north.
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here's the emails i've received so far
mfw it's literally 14 gems and there's 50-some entries
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꧁꧂L O V E & C O R N꧁꧂ ᘛ⁐̤ᕐᐷ
danke bluecloud thank u raphe [this section of my sig is dedicated to everything i've loved that's ever died]
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here's the emails i've received so far
mfw it's literally 14 gems and there's 50-some entries
Never underestimate those who want free things
by pingohits
TIME TO SPICE UP THAT MAYMAY HEY
GRAB YOUR COATCUFFS AND KEYKEYS HEY
WILL NOT TO DIE OR SLEEP OR PRY
OPEN THY EYES TO WATCH MAY TIME
TIME TO SPICE UP THAT MAYMAY HEY
SEND US BALLOONS AND TRAYTRAYS HEY
GIFTGIVERS, CHOCOMONGERS, EVERYBODY HEY
O', IT MUST BE THAT MAYTIME
TIME TO SPICE UP THAT MAYMAY HEY
ROCK HER IN BED, WATCH HER SAYSAY, HEY
UP AND DOWN LIKE AN EQUESTRIAN
IN AND OUT LIKE YESTREEN
WALKING ABOUT LIKE A PEDESTRIAN
IT'S MAYMAY TIME, HEY HEY HEY
TIME TO SPICE UP THAT MAYMAY, HEY
BRING HER CACAO AND A BUFFET-FET, HEY
WRITE HER AN ESSAY, FLY UP ON AIRWAY
TAKE HER TO BALLET, SURPRISE HER WITH BOUQUET
TAKE HER TO CAFE, THAT'S CHILD'S PLAY
TIME TO SPICE UP THAT MAYMAY, HEY
IF YOU BREAK HER HEART ON MAYMAY, HEY
I'M REALLY GONNA CALL THE CIA, HEY
THEY'LL SMASH YOUR KNEECAPS, WRITE A REPORT, MLA
IT'S MAYMAY DOOD, NOT FRAYFRAY
TIME TO SPICE UP THAT MAYMAY, HEY
NOT AN EXCUSE FOR VALENTINE'S DAY
WEAR A BERET, BE FRENCH FOR A DAY
FRENCH KISS HER UNDERWATER, THAT WAY
IT'LL LEAVE A LASTING MEMORY, YAY
BUT WHEN HER BEARD STARTS GROWING ON YOU
THAT'S A CLUE
SHE'S NOT FOR YOU
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haikus are quite short
that's why i am doing it
everyone else suck
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I'm single today
I wrote a haiku because
I am zen as heck
I'm releasing stress
From the tear ducts in my eyes
It's only yoga
thx for sig bobithan
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Pm me with anything math related please
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Roses are red
Violets are blue
I'm bad at poems
But so are youBut it's ok 'cause we're all friends
This is my poem
Now give me dose gems >:D
I feel like you or someone else used that for the valentines day poem contest last year or a couple years ago...
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Omg I only have like a minute to write this:
Valentine's Day is cool
Today is Monday and I'm not in school
Because of President's Day
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i lagged and restarted pc due to viruses
and i will be not counted in
i kri cuz i have no velentin
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Memes, memes, memes.
I love you.
You are in my dreams.
Our love must be true.
Herp and derp,
and megusta too.
Make me wanna slurp,
some mountain dew.
As you can see,
I love yee.
Meme, memes, memes,
my love for you,
Is superextreme.
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are you announcing the winners?
thanks koya
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Omg I only have like a minute to write this:
Valentine's Day is cool
Today is Monday and I'm not in school
Because of President's Day
anything past this is disqualified.
are you announcing the winners?
yeah. probably at like 5 EST, assuming i don't forget.
proc's discorb stylish themes for forums/the game
꧁꧂L O V E & C O R N꧁꧂ ᘛ⁐̤ᕐᐷ
danke bluecloud thank u raphe [this section of my sig is dedicated to everything i've loved that's ever died]
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Roses are red
Violets are blue
You look like an angel
That belongs in the ZOO
HAH i bet you did not see that coming.
How long will it take me to get banned again?
Place your bets right here.
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congrats on ur 14 gemz. check your email or PMs.
in no specific order
Akatsuk1
(super impressed by the alliteration!)
sadbot
Emma333
kiraninja's deleted one
Atilla's, which I'm not going to post.
shout out to the five people who plagarized, gkaby for the sheer amount of effort, and pingo for... whatever his was.
thank you for participating! hope you all had a happy valentine's day.
proc's discorb stylish themes for forums/the game
꧁꧂L O V E & C O R N꧁꧂ ᘛ⁐̤ᕐᐷ
danke bluecloud thank u raphe [this section of my sig is dedicated to everything i've loved that's ever died]
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Didn't expect to get any sort of mention. I didn't win anything but I'm quite happy with that honourable mention.
thx for sig bobithan
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Your voice... it's... amazing. I love you already.
On-topic: Zoey, does this rag smell like chloroform to you?
^ my pick-up line
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wow i didn't win i will find you and then do nothing because i probably won't find you
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I was too late
Doesn't matter though, because I won a valentine and that's more than what you guys got
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