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text based paraphernalia on the third finger of a pan dimension buddha

pingo's text based paraphernalia on the third finger of a pan dimension buddha

▼2/8/2017 8:39 PM

I-41 love naming highways

▼2/2/2017 7:52 PM

time is running out, quick, Adam, you have to go to the Time Store and buy more. here's a twenty

▼2/1/2017 8:46 PM

steamed nunchuk and wozniak fries

There is a cut behind my right angle I mean ankle that is entirely invisible, I mean, do I need to buy an invisible doctor for that? I can feel it, it hurts, kinda like when you accidentally cut your finger off when washing porcupines you know. I wonder what would happen if books had advertisements.

▼1/25/2017 6:43 PM

there should be a game where they give you the final answers to a family feud question and based on the answers given you guess the question

▼1/22/2017 5:48 PM

radical islamical sharia labeouf

▼12/29/2016 7:19 PM

this sentence, this jumble of chosen words, has probably never been formulated in this specific sequence in the entire history of the universe until now.

▼12/15/2016 6:16 PM

anything's a word if you assign it a meaning

▼12/1/2016 4:02 PM

if there are yearbooks, are there monthbooks

▼11/27/2016 6:30 PM

everything is a waste of time

▼11/10/2016 9:52 AM

we are all the minority in our own ways

▼10/28/2016 4:54 PM

anything is edible. some things are only edible once.

▼10/21/2016 4:14 PM

THE UNIVERSAL SCRIPT

Imagine, if you will, the complete saga of our existence; from the very first particle that collided with another, to the very last to extinguish. Imagine all of this written down in one enormous script, one with information that takes up more space than our universe can handle.

This particular script details everything anything has ever done. The Crusades is written down neatly in 30 paragraphs. The Nanking Massacre is tidied into a nice drama. The time when one of our astronauts in 3012 drank coffee and blinked twice; all jotted down in the script.

I like to call it: The Universal Script.

The script cannot be read, as does not have a solid structure. The script is simply being. It chronicles everything we have ever done, and there is nothing to change it.

If someone were to attempt to defile the script, they would fail, as the script has already planned the person's destiny...which was to defile the script.

One can say the script bears the fate of our future. It indeed does, as it is already finished. Everything that will happen is written on the script, and it cannot be modified.

The script is not a piece of paper, nor is it any state of matter. It exists purely in our minds, although it is not our imagination.

The script stretches eons and contains every event, notable or not, and every person, notable or not. You and I are in the script, and we are following it right now, even though we've never read it. Everyone is an actor.

The script is what the Universe follows. Some can say the script destroys the very idea of "free will", as we do not plan any of our actions; we are simple following the script.

Yet this raises more questions: What is the script's main climax? Who is the protagonist? Who is the antagonist?

▼10/13/2016 6:21 PM

"one to three", when said aloud, means the same thing despite ambiguity

▼10/9/2016 10:02 PM

humans are just mutated apes

▼9/28/2017 7:49 PM

tongue twisters would be terrible if they actually did what they did

▼9/25/2016 3:39 PM

some people say too many people stare at them because they're a minority/weird-looking

however, they only think that too many people are staring at them, when in reality, it's simply what a normal person does if someone walks through a restaurant door, or passes by a bench.

they tell themselves, "people will look at me because i have a big nose", and they get what they get, not because their nose is so incredibly large it's disproportionate to the rest of the face, but because they expect the expected.

if they don't tell themselves such a thing, they will still have people looking at them because it's natural; do they seriously expect humans to keep their heads down all the time in order to make themselves feel better?

you look at many things. that tree, or that garbage can. what difference does it make if you look at a person? you're just looking at them because they are in your line of sight. now, i'm not saying to stare at them, but just a quick glance so you know they're there.

▼9/20/2016 6:39 PM

eraser shavings are the breadcrumbs of office tools

▼9/14/2016 9:13 PM

if you eat a sandwich, how many sandwiches do you have left? like, 5, because boy oh boy don't you love sandwiches

celery, artichoke, mushroom, any vegetable that does not belong in a wheelchair

salivating by the TONS

▼8/29/2016 10:11 PM

you should pass. you should definitely pass. there is nothing stopping you except everything that wants to.

▼8/29/2016 6:07 PM

im selling my money

▼8/27/2016 10:24 PM

gaslighting philosophers
questioning whether or not they're questioning their own sanity

▼8/27/2016 3:54 PM

movie idea: a man with a syndrome that causes him not to feel fear visits an abandoned hospital on a dare
assorted ghosts attempt to scare him to no avail, until they try to commit suicide only to realize they're already dead

▼8/15/2016 7:59 PM

idea: one group watches a film without sound but with video, another group watches same film with sound but without video

after the film, the group comes together to piece everything

▼7/28/2016 10:15 AM

you must wash your hands with soap before using soap

▼7/23/2016 8:40 PM

isn't it strange how comedy actors never laugh at their own jokes

▼7/12/2016 10:12 PM

i smell like myself

▼7/7/2016 5:36 PM

reverse auction: sellers compete for the lowest sale price

▼7/6/2016 12:09 PM

secondhand sneezing

▼6/30/2016 9:52 AM

artificial screaming

▼6/27/2016 10:42 AM

hipster rule of thumb: if song doesn't exist on spotify, it's your new favorite song

▼6/25/2016 4:12 PM

untitled works are still titled

▼6/6/2016 3:58 PM

two-part onesie

▼5/30/2016 9:46 PM

guinness world record: worlds longest human centipede

▼5/26/2016 3:34 PM

redundant redundancy is redundant

▼5/24/2016 9:14 PM

my wristwatch reads FIVE FIFTEEN but the clocktower reads FIVE FIFTEEN, where did i go wrong

▼5/17/2016 5:34 PM

great grates grate great

▼5/16/2016 8:55 PM

how to be blind: close your eyes
how not to be blind: open them

▼5/15/2016 6:09 PM

oprah gangnam style

▼5/11/2016 7:29 PM

saying something is a cliche is a cliche

▼5/9/2016 5:29 PM

angrily angries

▼5/7/2016 7:21 PM

can parasites have parasites

▼5/5/2016 3:37 PM

fun thing: two people kidnapping each other

▼5/4/2016 3:47 PM

the only thing i kill is conversation

▼5/3/2016 5:35 PM

cool prank: set your neighbor's house on fire

▼5/2/2016 3:42 PM

time is a ring

▼5/1/2016 2:34 PM

fun thing: two people arguing in sign language

▼4/29/2016 9:18 PM

IDEA:
using the double split experiment, cut very tiny lines in a plastic lense with robotic appliances
wearer should see light bend, as well as spectrums
market it as "distortion glasses" and make millions

▼4/26/2016 7:50 PM

everything is an opinion

▼4/24/2016 3:30 PM

death runs in every family

▼4/24/2016 3:29 PM

UNCOMFORTABLE JEANS FOR UNCOMFORTABLE PEOPLE

▼4/22/2016 4:07 PM

FANCY FOOD FOR A FANCY MAN

▼4/21/2016 4:54 PM

SPECIAL DELIVERY FOR A SPECIAL MAN

▼4/18/2016 3:43 PM

plumber: whats clogging this sink
me: my newborn child
plumber:
me: the head is larger than you think

▼4/18/2016 6:59 PM

dont trust people with outie belly buttons

▼4/16/2016 10:21 PM

how to escape handcuffs: cut your arm off

▼4/16/2016 12:08 PM

did you know you can make a bomb with toilet paper and a stick of dynamite

▼4/14/2016 9:33 PM

i have two knees

▼4/14/2016 11:08 AM

stupid ceiling tiles always have to be on top of everyone

▼4/13/2016 8:50 PM

trees are the opposite of humans
they're naked in the winter and wear coats in the summer

▼4/12/2016 10:05 PM

since pi is infinite, it's possible to find pi inside of pi

▼4/12/2016 4:01 PM

just here trying to imagine a sleeveless t-shirt

▼4/12/2016 3:52 PM

im a dice dying from food dye

▼4/10/2016 5:59 PM

bottom kek

▼4/9/2016 11:58 PM

do a one leg stand. now lift the other leg

▼4/8/2016 8:45 PM

we are all actors

▼4/8/2016 4:09 PM

how did cavemen cut their nails

▼4/6/2016 9:49 PM

hi, im dad. hi dad, im dad. hi dad, im dad. hi dad, im dad

▼4/6/2016 9:41 PM

consider a set that contains all sets. hitler did nothing wrong

▼4/4/2016 8:14 PM

old traveler: wow i found a new land
old traveler: im gonna call it
old traveler: newfoundland
old traveler blows a bugle

▼4/3/2016 5:28 PM

fill in the blank:
___

▼4/2/2016 4:11 PM

when it hails you get free ice cubes

▼4/2/2016 2:47 PM

ellipses are 3 dots and a squashed circle. how did they name two entirely different things by the same word? im not sure

▼4/1/2016 9:48 PM

im right when im left. i left, so im right. that's right

▼3/31/2016 7:13 PM

stop breathing

▼3/30/2016 4:05 PM

what if i need to find a specific index? would i need an index index?

▼3/29/2016 9:38 PM

whats inside a knuckle sandwich

▼3/29/2016 5:22 PM

how to wake up students:
replace bell with air horn

▼3/28/2016 9:16 PM

twirl that optic nerve like spaghetti

▼3/26/2016 8:47 PM

smelting smelt

▼3/25/2016 10:13 AM

i made a balloon animal it's called a balloon

▼3/24/2016 3:57 PM

if you step into my shoes you will know what it feels like to wear shoes

▼3/23/2016 8:44 PM

relaxatives: take a chill pill, take a dump

▼3/22/2016 5:36 PM

i dropped my head gotta pick it back up

▼3/22/2016 3:59 PM

bucket list: do everything

▼3/20/2016 10:02 PM

what the heck hector

▼3/20/2016 10:57 PM

vacuum cleaners and vacuum cleaners are totally different things and the exact same thing

▼3/17/2016 8:40 PM

im growing hair in my backyard want some

▼3/17/2016 8:19 PM

hi i would like to buy a future please

▼3/16/2016 9:45 PM

i have to throw away this garbage bag but there is no garbage bag to put it in

▼3/16/2016 1:28 PM

firefighters have a lot in common with smokers if you think about it

▼3/15/2016 8:39 PM

time to SNEE into a new SNEE day, rise and SNEE everySNEE! this is gregory SNEE on air with SNEE stewarts. it is a tad SNEE outside today, so be SNEE to wear a SNEE! also the stock market will crash

▼3/15/2016 3:45 PM

brute: hi mr caesar i learned my numericals today watch: factors of 8 are 1 8 and 4 snee
caesar: et two, brute?

▼3/14/2016 6:56 PM

don't talk to me or my pun ever again

▼3/14/2016 3:54 PM

the hepatitis alphabet: hepatitis A hepatitis B hepatitis C hepati urgh gurgh urugh g gg

▼3/13/2016 4:59 PM

RULE NUMBER ONE: die

▼3/12/2016 3:09 PM

you cannot arrest this muslim he has a halalibi

▼3/11/2016 1:32 PM

i haven't died in 14 years

▼3/10/2016 3:46 PM

roll the dice if it lands on a number roll again

▼3/9/2016 7:21 PM

some people want to work in banks. it makes absolutely no cents

▼3/9/2016 3:50 PM

oxymoron: religious science

▼3/8/2016 8:14 AM

time's fun when you're having flies

▼3/8/2016 8:05 AM

an islamic cannibal won't work because then he won't know which body is halal or not

▼3/7/2016 3:40 PM

gilgur

▼3/6/2016 10:14 AM

if a factory supplying factory produces factory supplies, who provides the factory supplying factory with factory supplies

▼3/5/2016 4:11 PM

this is a string of text followed by "this is a string of text followed by 'this is a string of text followed by

▼3/5/2016 12:05 PM

solution to solve traffic: ban traffic

▼3/4/2016 9:36 PM

whenever a minute goes by 60 seconds pass

▼3/4/2016 3:50 PM

euler's number backwards

▼3/3/2016 7:53 PM

insect incest

▼3/2/2016 6:51 PM

there is spaghetti on the floor

▼3/1/2016 6:27 PM

idea: a competitive & grueling trivia game titled "SmackFacts" (jeopardy but with swords and fire)

▼3/1/2016 4:09 PM

biochemical reaction for procreation

▼2/29/2016 3:39 PM

rejoice! they have returned my precious

▼2/21/2016 8:59 PM

celery makes you fat

▼2/21/2016 11:01 AM

celery makes you fast

▼2/20/2016 10:02 PM

what does spinal fluid taste like

▼2/20/2016 9:43 PM

who are you

▼2/20/2016 5:02 PM

i am an elevator i elevate things

▼2/19/2016 6:28 PM

i used to take kids home from the park every day until i learned you're not supposed to eat them

▼2/18/2016 4:32 PM

spoiler alert: inca cola is not inca

▼2/17/2016 4:44 PM

play it from the front; vanilla hands
play it from the back; chocolate hands

▼2/16/2016 8:32 PM

everyone should boycott banks because they are owned by the rothschild group also the stock market will crash

▼2/16/2016 8:30 PM

honey does this dress make me look fat
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hey don't blame it on the dress

▼2/15/2016 1:48 PM

wake up on the inverted hidden dimensional side of the bed

▼2/14/2016 2:10 PM

don't you hate that period of time between sunrise and sunset

▼2/13/2016 9:22 PM

you shall not pass gas

▼2/12/2016 9:56 PM

a recovering christian

▼2/12/2016 8:00 PM

live your life like it's a really long review for one final test that you will fail

▼2/12/2016 4:32 PM

im not going to sit here all day and let germany turn jews into matza bread

▼2/12/2016 12:07 PM

give me liberty or give me the Glaisher–Kinkelin constant A

▼2/11/2016 9:53 PM

one day someone will make a palette of palettes and the stock market will crash

▼2/11/2016 9:12 PM

ho ho ho
hi hi hi

let's bomb japan, man

let's bomb france, lance

let's bomb chile, willie

let's bomb tank, frank

let's bomb iran, stan

let's bomb the kuwait, oh, too late

eee eee eee

tee hee hee

▼2/11/2016 4:32 PM

heimlich maneuver in the nude

▼2/10/2016 9:40 PM

stop drop and roll you are a tire you can roll any time you want

▼2/10/2016 9:39 PM

congratulations you are our one million and oneth visitor, better luck next time

▼2/10/2016 9:38 PM

what is it like to live in a box

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TaskManager

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Re: text based paraphernalia on the third finger of a pan dimension buddha

i dont even what

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signature by HG, profile picture by bluecloud, thank!!
previous signature by drstereos

Koya

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Posts: 6,310

Re: text based paraphernalia on the third finger of a pan dimension buddha

i dont even what

Based on http://www.billwurtz.com/notebook.html (which Pingo had been sharing around)

Edit: more usable than that website which is nice.

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Thank you eleizibeth ^

I stack my signatures rather than delete them so I don't lose them

Hostage

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Posts: 1,317

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Re: text based paraphernalia on the third finger of a pan dimension buddha

i'm jsut gonna leave a chat phrase here

ea vs ubisoft in fascist jew corrupt evil nazi quick-buck competition
who wins
nobody

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Pingohits

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From: aids lizard

Joined: 2015-02-15

Posts: 7,591

Re: text based paraphernalia on the third finger of a pan dimension buddha

i'm jsut gonna leave a chat phrase here

ea vs ubisoft in fascist jew corrupt evil nazi quick-buck competition
who wins
nobody

1. these are not chat messages
2. these are pure ground thoughts from my cranium
3. your example is bad

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Hostage

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Re: text based paraphernalia on the third finger of a pan dimension buddha

i'm jsut gonna leave a chat phrase here

ea vs ubisoft in fascist jew corrupt evil nazi quick-buck competition
who wins
nobody

1. these are not chat messages
2. these are pure ground thoughts from my cranium
3. your example is bad

i have to dump this somewhere mate

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Pingohits

Banned

From: aids lizard

Joined: 2015-02-15

Posts: 7,591

Re: text based paraphernalia on the third finger of a pan dimension buddha

i'm jsut gonna leave a chat phrase here

ea vs ubisoft in fascist jew corrupt evil nazi quick-buck competition
who wins
nobody

1. these are not chat messages
2. these are pure ground thoughts from my cranium
3. your example is bad

i have to dump this somewhere mate

well dump it in a garbage can or something not here

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Hostage

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From: Hell

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Posts: 1,317

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Re: text based paraphernalia on the third finger of a pan dimension buddha

i'm jsut gonna leave a chat phrase here

ea vs ubisoft in fascist jew corrupt evil nazi quick-buck competition
who wins
nobody

1. these are not chat messages
2. these are pure ground thoughts from my cranium
3. your example is bad

i have to dump this somewhere mate

well dump it in a garbage can or something not here

there is no thread for that

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Pingohits

Banned

From: aids lizard

Joined: 2015-02-15

Posts: 7,591

Re: text based paraphernalia on the third finger of a pan dimension buddha

i'm jsut gonna leave a chat phrase here

ea vs ubisoft in fascist jew corrupt evil nazi quick-buck competition
who wins
nobody

1. these are not chat messages
2. these are pure ground thoughts from my cranium
3. your example is bad

i have to dump this somewhere mate

well dump it in a garbage can or something not here

there is no thread for that

just pick any thread that you've made so far

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Schlog

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Re: text based paraphernalia on the third finger of a pan dimension buddha

1. these are not chat messages
2. these are pure ground thoughts from my cranium
3. your example is bad

i have to dump this somewhere mate

well dump it in a garbage can or something not here

there is no thread for that

just pick any thread that you've made so far

my only question here is how did you think with your cranium that's a bone not your brain it doesn't think what

Pingohits

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From: aids lizard

Joined: 2015-02-15

Posts: 7,591

Re: text based paraphernalia on the third finger of a pan dimension buddha

i have to dump this somewhere mate

well dump it in a garbage can or something not here

there is no thread for that

just pick any thread that you've made so far

my only question here is how did you think with your cranium that's a bone not your brain it doesn't think what

bones are capable of reasoning and solving epistemological questions as much as a brain could

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Pingohits

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From: aids lizard

Joined: 2015-02-15

Posts: 7,591

Re: text based paraphernalia on the third finger of a pan dimension buddha

apologies for the missing day my eyeball fell out and it ran away

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skullz17

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Re: text based paraphernalia on the third finger of a pan dimension buddha

how did your first post disappear

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thx for sig bobithan

N1KF

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From: ဪဪဪဪဪ From: ဪဪဪဪဪ From: ဪဪဪဪဪ

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Re: text based paraphernalia on the third finger of a pan dimension buddha

how did your first post disappear

magic?

Badoosh

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Re: text based paraphernalia on the third finger of a pan dimension buddha

how did your first post disappear

The pan dimension buddha lost his third finger.

Pingohits

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From: aids lizard

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Posts: 7,591

Re: text based paraphernalia on the third finger of a pan dimension buddha

HELP THE BUDDHA STOLE MY THOUGHTBOXES HE THUOGHT THEY WERE A DANGER TO SOCIETY I NEED YOU YES YOU TO GO OA N AN ADVWETNRUE TO HELP RETRIEVE IT HE IS ON THE TIPPIEST TIP OF THE MOUNTAINIOUS MOUNT DRINKING OOLONG CHAI AND HE KEPT MY OP IN A JAR I NEED YOU TO STEAL IT AND RETURN IT YES YOU MY THOGUTH SRNG ARE EXTRAORDINARILYIRLY IMPORTANT PLEASE GIVE IT BACK MISTER BUDFDHA

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Mlmznywmo

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Re: text based paraphernalia on the third finger of a pan dimension buddha

HELP THE BUDDHA STOLE MY THOUGHTBOXES HE THUOGHT THEY WERE A DANGER TO SOCIETY I NEED YOU YES YOU TO GO OA N AN ADVWETNRUE TO HELP RETRIEVE IT HE IS ON THE TIPPIEST TIP OF THE MOUNTAINIOUS MOUNT DRINKING OOLONG CHAI AND HE KEPT MY OP IN A JAR I NEED YOU TO STEAL IT AND RETURN IT YES YOU MY THOGUTH SRNG ARE EXTRAORDINARILYIRLY IMPORTANT PLEASE GIVE IT BACK MISTER BUDFDHA

Your post just stoled or gone. Please stop panic.
Well nice post tho, #0

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Hi, i am lenik and i am 10 years old. I can speak english and buy smilies and blocks.
Not even alt like others.
That's end of my sig.

Different55

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Re: text based paraphernalia on the third finger of a pan dimension buddha

mfw the buddha has blessed us by returning pingo's post

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"Sometimes failing a leap of faith is better than inching forward"
- ShinsukeIto

skullz17

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Re: text based paraphernalia on the third finger of a pan dimension buddha

someone must have gone to the tippiest tip of the mountainous mount where the buddha drinks oolong chai, and stole the op from the jar

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thx for sig bobithan

Anak

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Re: text based paraphernalia on the third finger of a pan dimension buddha

This reminds me of Nested

Pingohits

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Re: text based paraphernalia on the third finger of a pan dimension buddha

This reminds me of Nested

elaborate

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Anak

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Re: text based paraphernalia on the third finger of a pan dimension buddha

This reminds me of Nested

elaborate

Like when you enter someone's home and find a person and look at their clothes and read their thoughts and peruse their atoms to find another Universe inside their body

Awesomenessgood

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Re: text based paraphernalia on the third finger of a pan dimension buddha

RULE NUMBER ONE: die

woah dude cool down on that edginess

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Anak

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Re: text based paraphernalia on the third finger of a pan dimension buddha

brute: hi mr caesar i learned my numericals today watch: factors of 8 are 1 8 and 4 snee
caesar: et two, brute?

don't talk to me or my pun ever again

IM LAUGHING AT THESE

Pingohits

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Re: text based paraphernalia on the third finger of a pan dimension buddha

bump

this topic was drifting to the bottom and every time i have to update it i have to scroll and it takes a second and those seconds add up to taKE AWAY THE SECONDS OF MY LIFE THIS IS WASTING MY LIFE but ok

and yes i am thank you very much

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