how to climb stairs tutorial

N1KF · 2016-02-11 00:24:33

26. Slowly walk out of the hospital, intentionally using the elevators to avoid staircases due to that horrible event.

Unau · 2016-02-11 00:24:41

27. Amputate left crutch.

N1KF · 2016-02-11 00:26:01

28. Lose sanity as you realize that staircase is driving you crazy.

hummerz5 · 2016-02-11 00:26:18

mfw I'm trying to avoid a deus ex machina here...

29. Return the hospital for another crutch. Use the crutch. Walk out of hospital after being treated for the wounds you got from falling down with amputating your left crutch.

Unau · 2016-02-11 00:30:19

30. Amputate stairway.

hummerz5 · 2016-02-11 00:32:32

31. Realize N1KF is right, stairways are making you insane. How would one amputate a stairway? You pass out and wake up in a mental hospital. Yes, that kind.

Unau · 2016-02-11 00:33:27

32. Amputate your way out.

hummerz5 · 2016-02-11 00:34:41

33. Amputate unau's fingers, therefore the ability to post... now there's a warrant out for your arrest, seems people don't take kindly to losing limbs.

Unau · 2016-02-11 00:39:52

34. Reattach Unau's amputated fingers, therefor allowing him to post. (He reattached it with magic glue so it can never be amputated ever again.) And for the warrent, it is lost and cannot be found.

Rapidgame7 · 2016-02-11 05:51:48

35. Stop thinking about the stairs, please stop thinking about those damn stairs, stop thinking about the stairs every step it feels so weird stop thinking about the stairs stop thinking about it think about water instead.

Awesomenessgood · 2016-02-11 17:00:47

37. occasionally skip steps

N1KF · 2016-02-11 19:34:10

37. Try to remain on track and realize what y ou are do oign w

TaskManager · 2016-02-11 23:32:02

38. do a devastating comeback :col::coo:l and conquer the first step of the staircase
MOM I DID IT OMG :C0000000000L:

W24 · 2016-02-12 00:22:40

39. Fall off the first stair.

N1KF · 2016-02-12 01:34:15

40. Come back to reality and realize that you are still in a mental hospital far away from your house.

hummerz5 · 2016-02-12 02:25:51

41. Also accept that there are stairs in the hospital, but the attendants don't TALK about them, let alone let you USE them. (they don't want to set off your insanity. so you don't know where they are)

Unau · 2016-02-12 02:41:00

42. Amputate mental hospital.

shadowda · 2016-02-12 02:46:22

43. your wife and son come to visit. its over been 20 years. you'r an old man with no legs because you amputated them. your son is a young man now. as you lay dying you pass on your dying wish.

stair guy to his son wrote:

climb the stairs...

before dying

OK now we can contiue with out all this amputee crap...

hummerz5 · 2016-02-12 03:08:28

this is a beautiful story people. sometime (because I have no good use for my time) I'll compile this into a somewhat coherent story with backstory 'nstuff cuz lol
ok, so stair son is now addressed as "you" for simplicity and the people who won't read to understand this.

44. You continue through your stairless life (because you never use them, they're a pain) while considering your father's advice. What could he have meant? Some secret message? Hidden meaning?

Unau · 2016-02-12 05:04:34

45. Walk up the stairs only to realize you now need to climb down because gravity changed. You see one of your father's legs but it floats away.

hummerz5 · 2016-02-12 14:09:34

46. Wake up in a mental hospital, because gravity is a law of physics and that makes no sense.

Unau · 2016-02-12 14:18:53

47. Amputate laws of physics and teleport to an outhouse 1 000 000 000 km from the mental hospital.

some woman · 2016-02-12 14:43:44

48. realize that you are practically a god and you do not need to be told how to climb stairs

TaskManager · 2016-02-12 14:49:02

49. you must become a single one with stairs. think like stairs. live like stairs. BE STAIRS.

lrussell · 2016-02-12 15:46:29

50. Begin climbing the stairs like the normal person you are.

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