Do you think I could just leave this part blank and it'd be okay? We're just going to replace the whole thing with a header image anyway, right?
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Violently slam your computer into the window to show the guy
YOU TYPE IN THE MESSAGE FIELD "DO YOU HAVE A PROGRAM ON YOUR TABLET TITLED "RELEASE SUBJECT(S)"? AND SLAM YOUR LAPTOP ONTO THE WINDOW TO SHOW THE MESSAGE TO #0059
THE SOUND VISIBLY STARTLES HIM, AND HE LOOKS AT THE WINDOW.
AFTER READING THE MESSAGE, HE SAYS THROUGH THE WINDOW "YEAH. SO?"
10 years and still awkward. Keep it up, baby!
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Shoot him.
DRAWING YOUR NON-EXISTENT HANDGUN, YOU PROCEED TO AIM IT AT #0059 AND PULL THE NON-EXISTENT TRIGGER.
UNFORTUNATELY, THE NON-EXISTENT BULLET IS REFLECTED BY THE UNBREAKABLE WINDOW BETWEEN YOU TWO. THE MAN IS CONFUSED BY YOUR ATTEMPT AT MURDER
10 years and still awkward. Keep it up, baby!
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Onward.
One-word posting, sorry admins and mods
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BOOKCASE ISN'T HERE
AND HE ISN'T HAD IT
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Just play more ee
Onward.
(hide)One-word posting, sorry admins and mods(/hide)
WHY GO ONWARDS WHEN YOU'RE A MINUTE AWAY FROM HELPING A FELLOW SUBJECT ESCAPE FROM THIS STRANGE PLACE?
YOU ALSO HAVE A WEIRD FEELING THAT THE EVERYBODY EDITS FORUMS HAVE ALREADY TAKEN AWAY THE "NO ONE WORD POSTS" RULE MONTHS AGO AND THAT THERE IS NO NEED TO ADD ADDITIONAL WORDS TO YOUR POST IF IT MAKES SENSE AND IS NOT OFF-TOPIC.
USE THE BOOKCASE TO BREAK THE WINDOW
NOT SURE IF BOOKCASE IS STILL HERE
BUT USE IT
THAT WOULD BE TOO HEAVY TO PICK UP
Just play more ee
AGAIN, YOU'RE A MINUTE AWAY FROM HELPING SOMEONE ELSE ESCAPE
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Help someone.
This is a false statement.
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Help someone.
YOU SAY TO #0059, "GO IN THE PROGRAM, TYPE '#0059' IN THERE AND, WHEN I SAY 'GO', PRESS SEND."
"ALRIGHT..." HE SAYS AS HE FOLLOWS YOUR ORDER. YOU REPEAT AFTER HIM, AND SAY "GO!"
YOU PRESS SEND, AND THE PART OF THE WALL BEHIND THE LAMP IN HIS ROOM SLOWLY SLIDES DOWN, REVEALING A SECRET EXIT.
"THANKS!" HE SAYS TO YOU ONCE THE PART OF THE WALL IS GONE.
"YOU'RE WELCOME", YOU SAY AS YOU CARRY ON WITH YOUR BUSINESS
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PERSPECTIVE SWITCH
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#0059 ROOM
YOU ARE STANDING IN A CONSIDERABLY LARGE ROOM WITH A BED AND A LAMP. BEHIND THE LAMP, PART OF THE WALL HAS BEEN REMOVED THANKS TO THE HELP OF A STRANGE MAN WHO HAS GLASS SHARDS IN HIS BACK.
WHAT WILL YOU DO?
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find a knife and go on a genocidal rampage
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look for the other guy's room number.
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EXPLORE THE STUFF BEHIND THE WALL USE LAMP IF ITS DARK
DISCARDING YOUR TABLET, YOU PICK UP THE LAMP AND GO INTO THE TUNNEL
#0059 SECRET PASSAGE
THIS DOES NOT SEEM LIKE A VERY EXCITING ROOM. THERE ARE THREE EXITS, OFF-SCREEN TO THE LEFT, OFF-SCREEN TO THE RIGHT, AND THROUGH THE DOOR IN THE MIDDLE, WHICH HAPPENS TO BE THE FIRST REAL DOOR THAT HAS EVER BEEN ENCOUNTERED IN ANY CYOA GAME BY SOME MAN
wonder why there are no more graphics
HAHA WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT‽ HAHAHAHAHA
find a knife and go on a genocidal rampage
YOU TRY TO PUSH OPEN THE DOOR, THINKING THE CUTLERY YOU'RE LOOKING FOR MIGHT BE IN THERE, BUT IT TURNS OUT THE DOOR IS LOCKED (SOMEWHAT OBVIOUSLY)
look for the other guy's room number.
#0059 ROOM
THERE DOES NOT SEEM TO BE A NUMBER ON THE WINDOW, NO MATTER HOW HARD YOU STARE AT IT. STRANGE
Go to bed.
YOU SIT DOWN AND REST, THINKING ABOUT WHAT MIGHT HAVE HAPPENED TO THE ROOM NUMBER.
SOMETHING FEELS OFF ABOUT THE MATTRESS.
10 years and still awkward. Keep it up, baby!
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climb through hole in window
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climb through hole in window
THE HOLE WAS IN YOUR "FRIEND'S" WINDOW
10 years and still awkward. Keep it up, baby!
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take the mattress of and cut it with the glass shards and inspect it
THE ONLY GLASS SHARDS YOU'VE SEEN AROUND HERE WERE IN YOUR "FRIEND"'S BACK. YOU CAN NOT GET TO YOUR "FRIEND" RIGHT NOW BECAUSE YOU TWO ARE NOT IN THE SAME ROOM AND YOU ARE SEPARATED BY A SUPPOSEDLY INDESTRUCTIBLE WINDOW
I HIGHLY RECOMMEND YOU READ THE PREVIOUS PAGES TO CATCH UP ON WHAT'S GOING ON
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take the mattress of and cut it with the glass shards and inspect it
that window and its glass shards was in other room, the room of that other guy #0059
try to crack the lock on the middle door by sticking your finger into it, or just ram the door out with the lamp
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Break a window glass piece and use it on the mattress.
This is a false statement.
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WHERE DID CYOA GO
CYOA PLS
edit: i actually always thought CYOA is the name of main character
then i find this
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Choose_Your_Own_Adventure
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