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Unau

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What's Your Best Pickup Line?

I'm just curious. What is your best pickup line?

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Pyromaniac

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Re: What's Your Best Pickup Line?

Do pickup lines actually work for anyone...like ever? I always thought they make people seem creepy and desperate

Nou

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Re: What's Your Best Pickup Line?

Do pickup lines actually work for anyone...like ever? I always thought they make people seem creepy and desperate

It depends on what you follow it up with really. Pick-up lines are just an icebreaker, but you can say literally anything to do that. I once walked up to a girl and challenged her to a competition to see who would pull up their pants the highest. It was really, really, really dumb, but it worked, we had a good time afterwards.

If you expect a girl to fall in love with you because you puke up a rehearsed sentence and then just stand there doing nothing, good luck!

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Pyromaniac

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Re: What's Your Best Pickup Line?

If you expect a girl to fall in love with you because you puke up a rehearsed sentence and then just stand there doing nothing, good luck!

This is more what I was thinking, like the "Hey girl are you from Tennessee? Because you're the only ten I see!!!!" Im sure people don't ACTUALLY use that (..hoepfully??) but I can never see something remotely like that actually working.

Nou

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Re: What's Your Best Pickup Line?

If you expect a girl to fall in love with you because you puke up a rehearsed sentence and then just stand there doing nothing, good luck!

This is more what I was thinking, like the "Hey girl are you from Tennessee? Because you're the only ten I see!!!!" Im sure people don't ACTUALLY use that (..hoepfully??) but I can never see something remotely like that actually working.

It really is all about what you say next.  I mean, everyone knows lines like that are dumb, as long as you realize it yourself when saying it it's not too bad. Just deliver it jokingly. It also depends on the person you're saying it to of course.

If you say it with a straight face, mean it, and expect girls to strip down on the spot, yeah that's not going to work of course.

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Zoey2070

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From: Shakuras

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Re: What's Your Best Pickup Line?

man i love dumb pickup lines
but it only works if you deliver them as dumb as possible. and if you already know the person probably
"h-hey man grill a.. are you sitting on the f5 key?
because dat booty? be refreshin" stuttering and inflection included
also u gotta always say grill
i'm a lady i know how this works

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Insanity

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Re: What's Your Best Pickup Line?

"Hey, me and my friend were about to ask you for directions to a gay frat, but then we saw you and turned straight"

"You owe me a drink, you’re so ugly I dropped mine when I saw you"

"Will you be my girlfrien? I left out the "D" cuz you'll get that later"

"Wanna play “kite”? I lay down, you blow and we’ll see how high you can make me."

pick-up lines are 100% delivery srs, it doesn't matter how good or bad they are you just gotta mean what ur saying lmao

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Prodigy

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From: The United States of America

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Re: What's Your Best Pickup Line?

Hey do you where space pants because your booty is outta this world... Hey do you where MLB pants because it's out of your league

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Pyromaniac

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Re: What's Your Best Pickup Line?

Sanity please tell me you've used at least one of those

Luka504

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From: Serbia,probs never heard of it

Joined: 2015-02-19

Posts: 2,933

Re: What's Your Best Pickup Line?

Actuly tried this on someone:
Hey girl you an angel?
Cuz im allergic to feathers
*throws up*
(Not sure if its from somewhere else.)

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Zumza

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Joined: 2015-02-17

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Re: What's Your Best Pickup Line?

I have no plan to make a girlfriend until I go to college, or job. Its easier to find there a stable relationship.
However as I know from many novels and movies, "love has its own plans".
I simply want someone which I will communicate without saying any word.

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Zoey2070

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From: Shakuras

Joined: 2015-02-15

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Re: What's Your Best Pickup Line?

okay i've come up with some pick-up lines and tested them on someone that we all probably know but whom i'm not going to name

"i don't give very many people edit
but for u i'll make an exception"

"eyyy ur one update i'd restart my comptuer for"

"are u bonely bc i'll rob ur grave"
here's one that isn't completely dumb but is pretty weird

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"hope u ain't lactose intolerant so u can SUCK DA MILK OUTTA DEZE Flock of Seagulls™
nah that one's weird"

from the tester:
"You refill my energy like a magic coin."

my reply:
"i finished the endurance campaign
in one sitting ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)"

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Master1

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Re: What's Your Best Pickup Line?

"You remind me of my big toe, because I'm going to bang you on every piece of furniture I own."

"Do you work at subway? Because you're giving me a foot long"

"Excuse me, I lost my virginity. Can I have yours?"

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Schlog

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Re: What's Your Best Pickup Line?

"Are you an astronaut? Because I need to take a trip to Uranus."

Insanity

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Re: What's Your Best Pickup Line?

Sanity please tell me you've used at least one of those

I've used all of them multiple times

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NegaStrife

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Re: What's Your Best Pickup Line?

"Let's have sex."

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Pingohits

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Re: What's Your Best Pickup Line?

"im pingohits"

100% guaranteed pick up

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Aaro54

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Re: What's Your Best Pickup Line?

"LOVE ME"

Creature

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From: The Dark Web

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Re: What's Your Best Pickup Line?

It's not Friday 13th, but I feel unlucky for meeting you.

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Prodigy

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Re: What's Your Best Pickup Line?

I don't know if its clean or not but I just wanna discover it

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ZeldaXD

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Re: What's Your Best Pickup Line?

bby let me plug my pendrive in your USB port

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Srna

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Re: What's Your Best Pickup Line?

"Hey gurl is that ur cellphone in ur pocket? coz that booty is callin me"

Onjit

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Re: What's Your Best Pickup Line?

ayy bb u wan sum ****?

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Gosha

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Re: What's Your Best Pickup Line?

bimps or report

Unau

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Joined: 2015-08-10

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Re: What's Your Best Pickup Line?

"Dang girl, are you JOHN? Because I've never CENA girl as pretty as you."

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