sad stroy.

octodecillion · 2015-12-15 03:53:41

Once I met this guy named johny in the middle of the street and he had 18 legs but that was fine cause he had 32 arms to make up for the 18 legs.

One day johny got out his 20 foot long skateboard and did a super backflipx 8... he broke 28 arms and 19 legs. :(

(I like cheese!)

Johny got sent to the hospital and got 30 of his arms and 19 legs cut off by a dinosaur.

He dead now and has four cars that have no wheels that he gave to batman so that batman could give them da wheels and someBODY could eat them.

it's been 50 years since johny died doing his super backflipx 8 on his 20 foot long skateboard I have not eaten any turkey since den.

because of his death every piece of cheese now worships satan because that's what the cool kids do and satan says it's a good thing to do.

yesterday johny flew back from death and gave batman a taco for repairing his cars and den he dead again.

THE END.

Mouseh, Null, Anch, Stubby, realmaster42, drstereos, Br0k3n, W24, Prodigy, Schlog, AlphaJon, a3person

Schlog · 2015-12-15 04:06:09

this is the most beautiful goddamn thing i've ever read.

Emily

a3person · 2015-12-15 04:31:56

Awesome story though! I wondered how Johnny managed to break 19 out of his 18 legs...

Krosis, some woman, Emily

octodecillion · 2015-12-15 04:34:07

a3person wrote:

I wondered how Johnny managed to break 19 out of his 18 legs...

Shh you weren't supposed to notice that.

Anch, Emily

Different55 · 2015-12-15 04:46:32

a3person wrote:

Awesome story though! I wondered how Johnny managed to break 19 out of his 18 legs...

"You don't know what you've got until you lose it"

some woman, Sensei1, octodecillion

Null · 2015-12-15 05:32:57

▼sadder est story ever. sorry to rain on your parade buddy. (RAIN TEARS, HA)

some woman, Anch

Creature · 2015-12-15 05:40:13

The saddest story I have is about a guy named strider, who made this thread.

Pingohits, some woman, Anch, drstereos, AlphaJon

Pingohits · 2015-12-15 22:04:07

Creature wrote:

The saddest story I have is about a guy named strider, who made this thread.

Mouseh · 2015-12-16 05:05:54

cool stroy bro

Nebula · 2015-12-16 18:57:58

I am tryed for being sad

Bobithan, some woman

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#1 2015-12-15 03:53:41

sad stroy.

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